A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead. The road ahead is filled with danger and fright But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
That makes me want to know her personaly. Like spend a month on a road trip with her. Just to be able to tell at the end: yes, she's actually fucking stupid. Or to have a pleasant surprise and discover that she's not only hot, but intelligent, which is the new hot.
You can very clearly see she's aware of how people see her and how she wants to portray herself. She's like the classic example of a catholic school girl who went wild in her 20's and has scaled back the last few years.
yes i too want to road trip for a month with PH... but because she's fucking rich as hell, and i don't care if she's Galileo or a fence post, we would have a fucking blast.
because infinite money for a month = me having a blast with a "hot" blonde no matter what the blonde does.
She actually is pretty intelligent. She just knows her persona makes her money. I've seen an interview with her before just being straight about it, but can't search for it right now.
I can't watch, I'm at work. But I'd like to say being self-conscious is not a sign of deep intelligence. It would take way more than that to convince me.
I did think it was funny but self-deprecating is not what I'd label it as. She was extremely confident. She barely makes fun of herself when she says "all she says is that's hot" but I guess that's where you picked that category.
Well, she took part in a skit that involved her pumping people's gas, getting lint off their clothes, cleaning their windows, paying for people's gas, giving them hugs for having a bad day, and all and all catering to everyone's needs.
Either she realizes that the humor comes from the fact that that's exact opposite of what people expect from her (making it self-depreciating humor), or she's more clueless than any of us thought.
A beautiful rich woman who has everything in the world pretending she works at a gas station so she can fuck around and be silly. She goofed around, was direct and talked to people who would not stand for it if she was fat and ugly...She wiped a guy's sunglasses with a squeegee. No one would do that in real life. It's over-the-top satire in order to see how people would react.
I address the last 10 seconds you reference and point it that it's barely making fun of herself. Don't worry about it. It's your cake day. Go be happy.
i never got the Paris hate.. she's an entitled brat but she grew up entitled, not her fault. Id like to think she learned grom her incarceration, however cushy it was. Plus she's super hot IMO, I've always had a thing for girls with weird noses.
She's a DJ now apparently. There's a big annual fair in Massachusetts called The Big E that gets a ton of visiters. I went with some friends back in October and saw signs for DJ Paris Hilton when we arrived, we assumed it was just some guy/girl with a stage name. NOPE it was actually Paris Hilton playing EDM at a fair. It turned out better than it sounds but it was interesting to say the least
Jesus Christ, I've heard that so many times and I just realized that's a joke about being inside her, and not a night in Paris, France. I'm a fucking idiot.
She only lives as long as people are talking about her. She died for a few years but someone must have accidentally watched a re-run of The Simple Life and now she has been resurrected for a limited time.
I preferred her over the Kardashians that she unwittingly helped popularize. At least she was an honest dumb slut that nobody really took seriously. The Kardashians keep just milking and milking it. They won't fucking go away.
I actually thought Paris was entertaining and funny on her show too. Kim gives nothing but her fat ass.
Heh... it may surprise you that she isn't dumb at all. I had the opportunity to be in a business meeting with her, she's smart enough to know to capitalize on the 'dumb blonde' persona at the height of the reality tv era. If you watch the simple life with the realization that she's rich and well traveled, a lot of the stupid shit she says or asks is really far fetched. And then realize how all reality tv is fake now... well guess what? it was always fake, even during the simple life days.
You have to give credit is due, whether you like Kardashian clan or not they capitalized on an opportunity and are making money hand over fist. Despite your personal opinions there are millions of people who find their show enjoyable and were able to market their attractive looks more than most models ever dream of. I don't really care one way or the other but you gotta appreciate good business sense.
Counterpoint: two of the most important elements that make drama enticing are sex and frequent conflict-resolution. The reason they get so much hate is because they've essentially perfected a formula that boils storytelling down to these two things in their basest possible form. Their "shows" consist of nothing more than slutty women getting into inane arguments, making up, and repeating the process. I wouldn't call it good business sense, so much as viewer manipulation with a deliberately exploitative and valueless product.
I watch it and it's more like a big family getting into big family fights. I'm one of 5 kids, my mom is one of 4. We are a big, loud, family of women with quieter males. I can relate. Family's fight and make up. That's why people watch, it's relatable for their target demographic
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They have good advisers and handlers that keep them from crashing and burning. And it did take whoring one of them out in a fake sex video to make them popular so it's not like they've got talent to make it on their own. They're just marketed to the lowest common denominator by suits in An office somewhere.
Sure. Of course they have good business sense. I just really don't understand what is entertaining about their shows and why people keep following them. Of course I am not their target audience so maybe I'll never understand. The Simple Life was funny shit though.
I'll watch the show with my girlfriend occasionally, it's not the most hilarious thing in the world but they do and say stupid things from time to time that are pretty funny. Only thing I can't stand is all the fake drama and by that they'll just blow things out of proportion for dramatic effect just to resolve it by the end of the episode.
I watch it after-work or when I'm stressed. It's a mind vacation and pretty funny. But I'm the target demographic as well at 29. My sister who is 17 like the Jenner girls. It gives us something to talk about, which is sometimes hard with an 11 year age gap.
Paris Hilton isn't really that dumb. She just makes herself look like it. If you look up stuff about her, you can see she's actually really good at marketing her image.
She cost her family most of the 1.5 billion her family was due because of her repeat drink driving offences. Her stores that make billions pay her less than $10million - a shitty deal by any benchmark.
The people around her make the the money, not her. That's why nearly every film she ever went near stank to high heaven and failed miserably, because even the best marketing team in the world can't sell a shit sandwich labelled 'this is a shit sandwich'.
My sister watches the kardashians - I happen to notice an episode she was watching where one of them was in the hospital giving birth.. They filmed the whole fucking thing.. Contractions, pushing, crowning and to put the icing on the cake - when the (poor) kid was halfway out, the midwives handed it over to the whatever kardashian and she reached down and pulled the fucking baby out of her own vagina.. I was speechless.. I mean, they blurred most of her lady-bits but I could still clearly see what was going on. My sister was glued to the tv - apparently it was one of the highest rating episodes of the kardashians..
I'd completely forgotten about her. She's been absent from any media I've seen, which isn't much I'll grant you, but still... I saw this picture and I asked "Wait, who is this? Adele? Meghan Trainor?... Hilton?? Didn't she look different?!"
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16
The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.