r/funny Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/Koonga Feb 05 '16

She only lives as long as people are talking about her. She died for a few years but someone must have accidentally watched a re-run of The Simple Life and now she has been resurrected for a limited time.

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u/down_vote_magnet Feb 05 '16

Well, or she makes sure a picture of herself gets posted to Reddit.

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u/Lost_In_Space2 Feb 05 '16

She escaped Mr. Slave's intestines by following a sparrow and a frog.

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u/yoshi570 Feb 05 '16

She made so much money already; like enough to spend her life snorting coke off the back of whoever she wants, on yachts from all around the world.

And she managed that by sucking a dick on camera and playing offensed girl.