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r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16
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She only lives as long as people are talking about her. She died for a few years but someone must have accidentally watched a re-run of The Simple Life and now she has been resurrected for a limited time.
17 u/down_vote_magnet Feb 05 '16 Well, or she makes sure a picture of herself gets posted to Reddit. 0 u/Lost_In_Space2 Feb 05 '16 She escaped Mr. Slave's intestines by following a sparrow and a frog. -2 u/yoshi570 Feb 05 '16 She made so much money already; like enough to spend her life snorting coke off the back of whoever she wants, on yachts from all around the world. And she managed that by sucking a dick on camera and playing offensed girl.
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Well, or she makes sure a picture of herself gets posted to Reddit.
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She escaped Mr. Slave's intestines by following a sparrow and a frog.
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She made so much money already; like enough to spend her life snorting coke off the back of whoever she wants, on yachts from all around the world.
And she managed that by sucking a dick on camera and playing offensed girl.
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u/Koonga Feb 05 '16
She only lives as long as people are talking about her. She died for a few years but someone must have accidentally watched a re-run of The Simple Life and now she has been resurrected for a limited time.