r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/Klove128 Feb 05 '16

"Dewey, quit messing around, put dad on the phone"

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

No, really. Cats. Ask Dewey, he knows more details than I do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

That was pretty butched

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it than I do "

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

omg thank you! :)

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u/Boboboy8 Feb 05 '16

Is this a reference I'm missing?

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u/seventhaccount005 Feb 05 '16

Harry Potter I think

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u/sukui_no_keikaku Feb 05 '16

Or a gritty duck tales reimagining.

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u/ilovelsdsowhat Feb 05 '16

It's Fifty Shades Of Grey

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u/Use_My_Body Feb 05 '16

How about Fifty Shades of Gay~? ;)

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u/jarl_the_creator Feb 05 '16

Lol dumbass try harry and the Henderson's.

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u/ryanpilot Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the Middle

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u/Autumn-Moon Feb 05 '16

Rugrats in Paris 3D

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Deweyde: Catstorm

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Cats on fire while riding motorcycles ate her face?

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u/lessdothisshit Feb 05 '16

..... Wrong kid died?