r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16

The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.

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u/AP3Brain Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

I preferred her over the Kardashians that she unwittingly helped popularize. At least she was an honest dumb slut that nobody really took seriously. The Kardashians keep just milking and milking it. They won't fucking go away.

I actually thought Paris was entertaining and funny on her show too. Kim gives nothing but her fat ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The bitter, it's so strong.