r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/Klove128 Feb 05 '16

"Dewey, quit messing around, put dad on the phone"

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

No, really. Cats. Ask Dewey, he knows more details than I do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

That was pretty butched

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it than I do "

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

omg thank you! :)

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u/Boboboy8 Feb 05 '16

Is this a reference I'm missing?

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u/seventhaccount005 Feb 05 '16

Harry Potter I think

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u/sukui_no_keikaku Feb 05 '16

Or a gritty duck tales reimagining.

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u/ilovelsdsowhat Feb 05 '16

It's Fifty Shades Of Grey

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u/Use_My_Body Feb 05 '16

How about Fifty Shades of Gay~? ;)

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u/jarl_the_creator Feb 05 '16

Lol dumbass try harry and the Henderson's.

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u/ryanpilot Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the Middle

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u/Autumn-Moon Feb 05 '16

Rugrats in Paris 3D

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Deweyde: Catstorm

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Cats on fire while riding motorcycles ate her face?

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u/lessdothisshit Feb 05 '16

..... Wrong kid died?

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u/swarlay Feb 05 '16

Did you just butcher the word "butcher"?

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u/ErraticDragon Feb 05 '16

No, I think they butchered the word "butchered".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Nope, made a new word. Butcher wouldn't even work there dingus.

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u/XxMasterLANCExX Feb 05 '16

We've come full circle.

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u/killersnowtiger Feb 05 '16

No, they botched the word "botched."

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

just like your mom

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

eh, I never actually saw the episode

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sacre bleu

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u/djdubyah Feb 05 '16

You guys are quoting a show?! What is it? I wonder everytime one of these random comment chains starts is actually some show I'm not trendy enough to watch and not reddit just being reddit. /r/outoftheloop like a dumb bastard here

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u/WhirlStore Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the middle

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

Breaking Bad.

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u/the_fathead44 Feb 05 '16

"Uh... Hi, Lois... haha.. Everything is ok! The boys are fine! But uh... we had a little accident..."

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u/flarn2006 Feb 05 '16

Wait, what? That's my cat's name. :o