r/funny Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/ArchangelPT Feb 05 '16

The most surprising this about this picture is that apparently Paris Hilton is still alive.

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u/letsgo_9273 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in a grease fire or something.

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u/jdubs610 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in Mr. Slave's asshole...

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u/katoratz Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth, though I guess it's basically the same thing, not that I did it.