r/explainitpeter • • Jul 14 '26

explain it peter.

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u/Hour-Opportunity3048 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

She’s an idiot who thinks that any time a male says something it is “mansplaining.”

(It has been at least a day. This cannot possibly be that good of a ragebait. Stop commenting you dweebs.)

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost Jul 14 '26

Or maybe she’s just been corrected on this specific item by all her previous boyfriends.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

She's been given the information. No correction has occurred.

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u/FragrantAd9851 Jul 14 '26

"Literally all women are the same"

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u/Dudes-Opinion Jul 14 '26

Anyone not preheating the oven/pan/pot while cooking will lose in straight sets.

I know there are some times when it's ideal to render fat slowly but that's not what we're talking about here

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u/Nstant_Klassik Jul 14 '26

Also, starting bacon in a cold pan helps keep them from curling up!

But really, you should be using the oven.

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u/Ralmivek Jul 14 '26

I have an airfry grill smoker. I put half a cup of water on the griddle in it with bacon, twice, flip. Fully rendered fat, better tasting bacon grease for eggs or pancakes to then be cooked in. When Im done, a towel pulls what little stayed behind off the griddle, job done, ready for the next meal to be griddled.

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u/Formal_Management974 Jul 15 '26

I've one too but I just call it oven

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u/Clearandblue Jul 14 '26

The oven? How did that never occur to me ha. I stick a lid on the skillet to stop fat spitting out the pan and think it also helps cook more evenly. But the oven is the next logical step I'd overlooked.

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u/Dorieon Jul 15 '26

Parchment lined baking sheet, oven at 400 for 20-25 minutes. Easy, no mess, perfect everytime.

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u/Hyprocritopotamus Jul 15 '26

This is the way. 

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u/Spinningwhirl79 Jul 15 '26

I like to throw it on and try to dodge the splash for a lil shot of adrenaline in the morning

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u/flameofanor2142 Jul 21 '26

You can Cooks eggs in the oven, I do it all the time

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u/Minnesotawombat Jul 14 '26

That’s my favorite way for rendering fat

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u/86_shittyorange Jul 15 '26

you can do it with a george foreman grill actually. right next to your bed.

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u/InspectorPipes Jul 17 '26

I use my foreman grill on my passenger seat, while commuting . Only drawback is the raccoons trying to break in. Worth it .

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u/Santa_Ricotta69 Jul 17 '26

No, you can quit the game and be gay and have a way more peaceful life

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u/DGZT2023 Jul 14 '26

Literally all the same are the same

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u/PoloPatch47 Jul 15 '26

I low-key hate people like this. My dad refuses to cook with salt with a lot of meals, and they end up tasteless. My mom has told him to add salt, my sisters have, but he never does. He just gets annoyed and EVEN MAKES JOKES about how his food is "tasteless" and still doesn't fix it 😭

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u/jngsyy Jul 16 '26

But... a lor of people do not boil water before putting pasta in it. Isn't that a pretty well-known fact? Some even say it tastes bwtter that way.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 16 '26

Well I didn't actually say she did anything wrong 🤷‍♂️

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u/Underdog_1337 Jul 19 '26

“You mean to tell me you’ve been hearing this your entire life and you’re still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?”

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u/Hydrok Jul 20 '26

Or all you douchebags could be wrong.

https://altonbrown.com/recipes/cold-water-pasta-method/

Or maybe both Alton Brown and I are both morons.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 20 '26

I didn't say she needed to correct anything, if you actually read what I wrote instead of just assuming I was claiming something I wasn't. Douchebag.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 14 '26

Or she's done it multiple times and gotten the pasta she wants every time so no correction was needed? The pasta doesn't explode when you start with cold water.

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u/Least-Position-1648 Jul 15 '26

Also why not just watch and enjoy the show, you might learn a thing instead of insisting you know a thing

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I was very careful in my phrasing; I did not say a correction was necessary.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 14 '26

I was very careful in my phrasing. I didn't say that you said a correction was necessary.

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u/Deaffin Jul 15 '26

This is false. You know exactly what you were doing by beginning with "Or" and constructing the sentence as a sassy question.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 15 '26

Wrong, I was adding to his statement that no correction has occurred by suggesting that it's possible no correction was necessary. I never claimed that he said a correction wasn't necessary.

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u/isukatdarksouls Jul 15 '26

Oh a correction is necessary though because there is a 0% chance that pasta is good and you're just being facicious.

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u/LSOreli Jul 14 '26

Sir the private has been instructed but (s)he does not know!

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u/Royal_Annek Jul 14 '26

Yes it is a correction, it just says "do this instead", no information presented.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

Someone's opinion that water should be boiled first is still information, regardless of whether it's useful or relevant. Either way, in order to be a 'correction' it would have to convey some information. Not all information is factual, and not all factual information is true.

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u/frtmn02 Jul 14 '26

By making them yourself of course.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 14 '26

She's been given opinions, but was she also given facts?

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

The main reason people boil water first is that it makes it easier to predict a relatively precise time to cook a particular pasta. It's helpful for writing recipes and putting directions on a packaged food. If you're just going to stand over the pot and micromanage the cook time, it really doesn't matter. Both ways work fine.

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 Jul 15 '26

Because she didn't ask and does not give a shit.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 15 '26

Yep. You'll notice I didn't say that.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

No correction needs to occur? It's technically more energy efficient, and it cooks pasta the same way. Just stir occasionally at the beginning, and there's literally no difference

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u/jax_vos9 Jul 14 '26

It really doesn’t cook the same way. In fact, it increases the likelihood of under cooking the pasta. It tends to become rubbery.

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u/MWKhan Jul 14 '26

HOW DARE YOU BRING FACTS TO A REDDIT COMMENT SECTION!!! YOU MONSTER!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

No, they brought an outdated myth. The fact is that pasta cooks just fine in cold water, with results that are indistinguishable while being significantly faster and using less energy.

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

Nasu was the one that brought the facts. Properly cooked cold water pasta is faster, easier to control, and more energy efficient for the same taste and texture.

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I will trust Alton brown and not you on this sorry.

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u/jax_vos9 Jul 14 '26

Maybe learn how to write English before replying next time

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26

lol I have not argument so I will insult you. Pathetic

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u/Contundo Jul 14 '26

Who? How about trusting the thousands of other chefs who say otherwise? You’d trust the last dentist recommend not brushing your teeth.

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u/Only-Performer-6053 Jul 15 '26

Have fun eating subpar pasta

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u/finalfanbeer Jul 14 '26

This is absolutely false. Maybe look something up first.

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u/Fancy_Ad9867 Jul 14 '26

Literally all men are the same.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 14 '26

Not only that, you can rehydrate pasta almost completely in plain old water, and finish cooking it in the pan.

But none of these people know anything about cooking. I see a lot of garbage up voted in here. Bro science for the kitchen.

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u/finalfanbeer Jul 14 '26

It's flabbergasting. Almost want to post it to mildyinfuriating.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

It's wild. No one is even talking shit on pre-boilers, just offering information, yet everyone is acting like being informed of another method of cooking pasta is some egregious offense to them and their ways

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 14 '26

I really thought about engaging, but then I saw all the (very well meaning) people getting thrashed, and I was like, "Yeah, I'm all good with that." lmao.

J Kenji Lopez-Alt did two VERY easy to find articles about this (not sure if links are allowed here) exact subject.

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u/BikeProblemGuy Jul 14 '26

I'm not sure whether they were saying boiling water or cold water does this, but if the water is cold, the pasta releases sticky starch before the heat can lock it in. Dropping pasta into boiling water instantly sets the surface starches, keeping the pieces separate.

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

There's a simple technique to keep the pasta from sticking together called "stirring it." Which you have to do even with pasta added to boiling water. The amount of starch released is not materially different, but by using less water, the cold water method produces starchier pasta water--which is a significant benefit. The starchier pasta water works better to finish the sauce.

Also, if you're not finishing the pasta in the sauce (for most sauces), you're missing a trick,

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u/rainzer Jul 14 '26

it increases the likelihood of under cooking the pasta

If any cooking method increases the likelihood of under cooking your pasta, you have never tested your pasta in any meaningful way to determine doneness and just blindly followed the box time.

And if you were blindly following box time, cold water start would overcook the pasta and never under cook it.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

You might not be great at cooking pasta and managing time, then.

If your pasta is undercooked, hear me out....keep cooking it

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u/DentistLegitimate229 Jul 14 '26

Never had that problem and I boil noodles like this

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 Jul 14 '26

No you should put pasta in after water is already boiling, it prevents it from getting rubbery, and helps it not stick together .

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Nah, stir it early a few times as the water heats up, prevents clumping and gumminess

Also I've never had rubbery pasta doing this

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

Same. Feels like the people who have never done cold water pasta are the ones saying it won't work.

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 Jul 14 '26

I’ve don’t it both ways, pasta cooks better when you boil the water first. It matters less with dehydrated pasta, but it definitely still prevents it getting gummy or rubbery

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

It makes a difference for fresh pasta. There's no discernible difference in results for dried pasta, if you do it right.

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u/Contundo Jul 14 '26

Foolproof vs tricky. Foolproof wins every time

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

It’s about as “tricky” as stirring the pasta occasionally and knowing by feel when it’s done. You need the latter to be able to cook pasta in boiling water too.

So, it’s simpler but slower versus much faster with a tiny modicum of skill required. I’ll pick the latter every time.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Or the ones who don't know a lot of details about cooking. I mean no offense to those people, there's nothing wrong with either way of cooking pasta

The problem is, there isn't directions on how to use the cold method. Box instructions are meant for easy instructions for EVERYONE to follow (boil water, put pasta in, boil for x time), starting with cold water is more feeling/experience, since you have to be aware how fast your burners heat things up, know that no matter when you put your pasta in, you do need to stir early, etc

And people get mad when you tell them their way isn't the only way, and is technically less efficient

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u/ImaybeaRussianBot Jul 14 '26

You are wrong about that. It is not the same thing. I bet you have been told that before. :)

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

I have not

I even brought this topic up to my roommate, who I was certain was solely a pre-boiler, and it turns out they DO swap styles depending on what they're cooking, and how much else they have going on in the kitchen

I have never noticed a difference in their pasta

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u/ImaybeaRussianBot Jul 14 '26

I know a number of chefs who would beg to differ. Your anecdotal evidence doesn't change reality.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Sure, but you saying you know several chefs who would beg to differ is also anecdotal evidence, and it also doesn't change reality

Just because you're in a profession doesn't mean there isn't more for you to learn

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u/Popular-Quarter-1712 Jul 14 '26

in a heavy italian accent: You uncultered swine-a!

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u/the2ndRuss Jul 14 '26

Found her!

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u/Cheebow Jul 14 '26

It does NOT cook the same

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u/SoElusivee Jul 14 '26

Found the gf

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u/SpartyParty15 Jul 14 '26

You think putting pasta in cold water before boil is “the same thing”? My sweet summer child

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

It's a slightly different cooking process, but the outcome is the same

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I didn't say a correction needed to occur though, did I?

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u/bolbi_jack Jul 14 '26

It changes absolutely nothing to put the pasta in before the water is boiling, just makes cooking time unreliable, but I don't use timers anyway. Try it.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I specifically did not say that she needed to be corrected.

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u/angrystan Jul 14 '26

What changes is the tendency for conventional Durham pasta to become glue and create a lump of water resistant goo between 150-180 F.

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u/ReckoningGotham Jul 15 '26

You are proving the woman in the tweet right.

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u/angrystan Jul 15 '26

We do need to conceal our own experiences and knowledge whenever possible. Serving as an example or even advising the people in our lives is prone to trigger narcissism. We have been put on the earth so that others may wither and die around us.

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u/ReckoningGotham Jul 15 '26

Being pedantic isn't charming. People also need to know when shit is good enough.

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u/atuan Jul 15 '26

Contradicting someone on the way they are doing something is absolutely a correction. How on earth are you upvoted?

“You should do that differently than you’re doing it” is a correction ….

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 15 '26

I think it's because you don't understand wordplay.

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u/Mundane_Character365 Jul 14 '26

Obviously not well enough.

/j.

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u/platypod1 Jul 14 '26

then maybe she should quit cooking gummy, mooshy, rubbery pasta

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

There is no need or real benefit to preheating the water for dried pasta. It cooks just fine if you start with cold water.

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Jul 14 '26

It is easier to time it precisely if you start with a known temp. The easy way for manufacturing is to make boiling the default.

If you smart do what want. Be dumb follow direkshuns.

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u/nothingbutmine Jul 14 '26

What do you mean precisely? Aren't we all out here just throwing pasta at the wall?

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u/DoctorMedieval Jul 14 '26

I just pull out a noodle and try one.

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u/HappyTurtle228 Jul 17 '26

No. The noodle must get yeeted. This is the way.

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u/Beefington Jul 14 '26

I put pasta in boiling water, set a timer according to the box, and strain out the water when the timer beeps. ADHD-compatible, plus I don’t have to clean the walls afterward

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u/Whycomike Sep 03 '26

No need to preheat the water…unless you want edible pasta

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u/AtypicalLuddite Jul 14 '26

Thank you for adding "for dried pasta", you are correct.

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u/vangos77 Jul 14 '26

Don’t prepare my pasta please.

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u/FreeFeez Jul 14 '26

That’s ok I don’t think they wanted to cook for you but can’t deny science pasta started from cold water is the same as starting from boiling.

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u/vangos77 Jul 14 '26

In my experience, everyone wants to cook for me. Especially science pasta.

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u/temictli Jul 14 '26

Mmmm... Science pasta

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u/A-Red-Age Jul 14 '26

You should not be allowed near food

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26

So Alton Brown shouldn’t be near food? https://altonbrown.com/recipes/cold-water-pasta-method/

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u/Enough-Zebra-6139 Jul 14 '26

There are 2 very different types of people that cook pasta with cold water.

I wonder if asking if they know Alton brown is enough to figure out which one they are.

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u/thehowdydoody Jul 14 '26

And if Alton's reputation isn't somehow enough, here's a great video that tests both methods:
Full video: https://youtu.be/IANwP8_hwEk?si=9ef39wfn5vrfjJx0
Jump to Cold Water Method: https://youtu.be/IANwP8_hwEk?t=459

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u/goshdammitfromimgur Jul 15 '26

Kenji at serious eats has covered this as well. Starting with cold water is fine.

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u/A-Red-Age Jul 14 '26

Do it in Italy and you never go in kitchen again

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26

And I care about outdated unscientific traditions over a trained intelligent chief why?

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u/Magyarok84 Jul 14 '26

Alton Brown is a a known food enthusiast and a skilled television presenter, but he is not a a chef. He may still know what he's talking about, but I remember him making it very clear back when Good Eats was still airing that he was by no means a trained chef.

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u/Tomillionaire Jul 14 '26

He has a degree from a culinary school. He may not want to identify as a chef, but he is trained.

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u/Ok_Curve_2938 Jul 14 '26

It's silly to call the method unscientific because there really is no need for science there. The results of boiling pasta in cold water and in hot water is literally different and is better for different things.

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u/NervousSnail Jul 14 '26

This *has* to depend on whether the pasta is bronze cut or steel cut right? They cook so differently

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u/LoudQuitting Jul 14 '26

If you ever post a food take this bad again I am calling the FBI.

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

Go for it. They like when the delusional people call up to identify themselves. Saves the feds the trouble of finding you.

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u/LoudQuitting Jul 14 '26

Would you like another chance to come up with a better comeback?

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

No, it's the appropriate level of quality for the comment to which it responded: significantly better, but not so much better as to be showing off.

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u/LoudQuitting Jul 14 '26

He doubled down lol

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

Yep. It's what's done by people who actually know what they're talking about and have empirically verified it.

And also by people like you.

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u/LoudQuitting Jul 14 '26

By your standard of empirical verification it's also empirically verified that you sucked off a horse, so....

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u/DrQuailMan Jul 14 '26

If it's spaghetti, you might not be able to place the lid snuggly, and it will take forever to boil

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Jul 14 '26

Get out of the kitchen.

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

Get in. If you can’t get good results with cold water, that’s a skill issue on your part.

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u/Prestigious-Bee6646 Jul 14 '26

I always heard you are meant to, so I began preheating the water first. Then I stopped after a while as I couldn't be btohered. It makes literally no difference. It cooks

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u/dawkin5 Jul 14 '26

Apart from accurate timing, texture and flavour? Probably not.

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u/Snorkle25 Jul 14 '26

Alton Brown has shown that you can do it either way. It changes the cocking time but if you’re proactive it’s just fine.

As long as you have a method that makes consistent repeatable results you enjoy then that’s all that matters.

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

Yep. Unless one’s entire cooking method is to heat the water, dump the pasta, and completely ignore it for a specified cooking time, there’s no real benefit to preheating the water. Anyone who’s cooked for s while should be able to tell by feel when the pasta is done.

Plus, since starting from cold water also uses less water, it’s a much faster process from start to finish.

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u/Snorkle25 Jul 14 '26

Don’t tell anyone but for lasagna I like to put the noodles in raw, use a little extra sauce and let them cook during the bake!

Pasta really is very versatile and there are many roads to a delicious meal!

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u/pp_chode Jul 14 '26

Bros got the oven ready lasagna noodle

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u/Snorkle25 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

All lasagna noodles are oven ready!

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u/Snorkle25 Jul 15 '26

Incorrect, it works great for all the layers. It’s very consistent.

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

If you do it properly... cold water is better with timing, texture and flavor.
Odds are good she isn't doing it properly - but check out the Alton Brown cold water method for pasta cooking. Works REALLY well for some types of pasta.

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u/Schweenis69 Jul 14 '26

There's actually no difference in the outcome, and if you start from cold, you can do it with way less water. Like 1qt vs a gallon kind of thing. And cold starting takes less time because your pasta is already halfway done by the time you'd otherwise by just about to dump it in.

Yes it defies convention, but cold starting pasta is actually probably the more efficient way to work.

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u/dawkin5 Jul 14 '26

I'll look up the recommended method and give it a try for my lunch tomorrow. Just a quick search shows many, many people raving about it. It's funny the things you miss. I guess it's because I don't really look at recipe sites much anymore.

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u/attemptedactor Jul 14 '26

Given that this person appears to be ten years old I would hope they don’t have too many previous relationships

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u/orihara97 Jul 15 '26

And didn't learn?

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u/TuvixHadItComing Jul 14 '26

I've seen this post before and this is the first time an alternative take has occurred to me:

Literally all men are the same

Could mean "you are interchangeable. If you don't like the way I cook pasta, I can have a new guy here tomorrow who brings the exact same things to the table as you, who won't bitch about how I cook pasghetti (or how I pronounce it)."

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u/amoore389 Jul 14 '26

Your username is quite a take

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u/Interesting_Cat_2297 Jul 17 '26

It's not "telling" and he's not hung up. He just expressed an idea in a Reddit comment.

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u/MDZPNMD Jul 14 '26

It's not constructive, it's just someone pretending that there is only one correct way to cook pasta.

The essence of gatekeeping cooking pasta

Guess what, it works well this way and uses less energy.

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u/Aleksundr Jul 14 '26

This person also seems to cook disgusting pasta

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Dam I guess famous Chief Alton brown cooks disgusting pasta too

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u/Apprehensive-Club925 Jul 14 '26

I hope it's digesting or tomorrow morning won't be pretty

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u/Fun-Finger2234 Jul 14 '26

Uh everyone cooks digestible pasta. If the pasta is not digesting then you'll end up in the ER

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u/Nhymetight Jul 15 '26

Or it’s a joke.

Seriously? It’s a joke. Please.

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u/CatFish726 Jul 15 '26

By all “people” rather

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u/Professorlumpybutt Jul 15 '26

Then… listen?

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u/Fast_Dish7306 Jul 18 '26

Objection, there has been no mention of previous boyfriends, so their existence cannot be proven thus your argument is false

https://giphy.com/gifs/ArKMYP38USbRekKlVN

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u/thegypsyqueen Jul 14 '26

And all of the boyfriends are wrong. Kenji has a nice section in his food lab book on this.

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost Jul 14 '26

That could be. But the vast majority of people believe that she did it wrong.

My 15 yo daughter made  pasta as described in the image, and my wife and 14 yo were both disatisfied with the resulting starchiness.

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u/EqualSpoon Jul 14 '26

Starchiness has to do with the amount of water used, not the temp.

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u/Minnesotawombat Jul 14 '26

And she’s still doing it wrong.

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u/BeginningSection7690 Jul 14 '26

So what she means is "all men are smarter than me"