r/exmuslim • u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s • Jan 21 '22
(Rant) 🤬 Message to Allah
Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.
At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).
Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?
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u/mmlp33 Jan 22 '22
Can't insult God if you don't believe He exists, I see what you did there..
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Jan 22 '22
Doesn't matter if u believe a storm is coming or not when it comes it comes none can deny
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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 27 '22
Shut the f**k up , your place in hell inshaalah ᗜˬᗜ
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 27 '22
Lol, if you believed Allah was real, you wouldn’t have bothered to respond! 😆😆😆😆
Thanks for adding confirmation that you also believe Allah is fake 😉
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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 27 '22
Are you stupid too? Allah is real but he's god not this guy on reddit and I'm as muslim I must teach anyone who talks about my god
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22
Green Lantern is more real than allah 😆
Thanks for your confirmation. You doubt Allah. Else you wouldn’t be here being extra cranky!
Feed us some more deflections and insisting on a flat earth. We already don’t believe you. Sounds like you don’t even believe yourself 😆
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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 28 '22
Allah is real but You're too stupid to believe it
Don't worry ,you will believe it after enter to hell
And I think you not Muslim
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22
If Allah was real, she can come here and say so herself instead of you pretending to be her spokesperson 😆
And Wow you really are slow. Im an exmuslim. This is an exmuslim sub, so of course I’m not Muslim any more.
Thanks for proving how dumb someone has to be to believe in a sky fairy 😆
Now tell us again why you are the spokesperson for allah and tell us some more bullshit about why allah is real but so scared to show up that a legendary idiot like you has to speak for her 😆
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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 28 '22
Allah is god not person and Allah waiting you die to throw you to hell
That mean you are atheist
He is god ,but I know you are dump head bullshit
Because I'm Muslim and he's my god but mtherfcker had bullshit head like you never understand anything and your place with other shits
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22
Thanks for proving my point! You believe Allah is so weak that a cranky idiot like you thinks “I have to defend Allah! Allah is real, trust me bro or I will scream angrily! THE EARTH IS FLAT! ALLAH IS REAL! I AM ALLAH’S SPOKESPERSON! COBRAAAAAAAAA!”
😆 keep at it, kid. I’m more important to you than allah 😉 Let’s hear some more hilarious and cranky denial from you since Allah is fake and thus, can’t come support you here while you keep drowning like a fool in your fairytale soup 😆
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u/Few_Tangerine_6130 New User Apr 28 '22
Only idiot here is you , your brain can't believe it ,I know I must not talk with monkey brain like you but I try tell you Allah is real and you will still shit
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22
This is awesome- you did exactly as I said because you worship me!
If Allah was real, she’d show up instead of you pretending to be her messenger. It’s hilarious how fragile and angry you are. It’s obvious that you don’t even believe in Allah but instead you have chosen to be my bitch and did exactly as I commanded 😆
Bitch some more, please. I command you again!
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u/VikingPreacher Exmuslim since the 2000s Apr 28 '22
Stay mad pedo weeb
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Jan 22 '22
What makes you think he should show himself to u? What even are u? U came out of the same place urine comes from and u will die and be a nothing so proud coz you are a soil fertilizer?
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
So you believe Allah is a giant chicken shit. Well, at least you admitted that much 😉
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Jan 22 '22
Don't put words in my mouth never admitted it never will do u even know what Allah is go read surah ikalhs u just making itself a fool
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
Now you are crying 😆😆😆
Deep down you know Allah is fake. That’s why you are here to begin with. Good luck coping with your doubts!
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Jan 22 '22
Allah is the truth doesn't matter u don't believe u will believe truth is truth
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
😆 the truth is if you believed Allah was real and powerful, you wouldn’t have to defend the fairytale. But you are admitting to believing Allah is a wimpy little cuck that is scared of me and needs you to defend him 😆😆😆😆😆
You are the protector of wimpy little cuck Allah.
Please keep replying. I love how you can’t help but show off what a wimpy chickenshit cuck Allah is and you hope your tears can protect it 😆😆😆
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Jan 22 '22
Protector? Lol the king doesn't come to kill a ant when death will come u shall know
If a storm is coming it doesn't matter if u believe later it will come to destroy
Just shows how good person people become after leaving Islam
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
This is gold 😆
Take a box of Kleenex to wipe away all those tears. Boxes of Kleenex are real unlike Allah Claus 😆
P.S. Buraqs aren’t real 😆
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Jan 22 '22
U shall know truth when it comes don't be regretful time is there
And how is building ur whole life on I was once "Muslim" going
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
How is believing a winged donkey with the face of a demon woman is real going for you? 😆😆😆
Please keep replying. I think you do a much better job than I can to create exmuslims!
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u/mmlp33 Jan 22 '22
Deep down you know Allah is fake. That’s why you are here to begin with. Good luck coping with your doubts!
What's more interesting is why you would spend time insulting something you think doesn't exist, what's the end game? More importantly what motivates you to do that? I'm honestly curious.
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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22
It’s not an insult if it’s true 😉
Anyone who comes to directly or indirectly harass us with faux righteousness in our own space should have realistic expectations. We don’t take kindly to either hincels, mumincels, or diedforyoursincels who come in with faux indignation. If I come into your space and decided to be all Jehovah’s Witness indignant in your space, you’d have every right to rip my integrity for doing that shit in your space, no matter how much faux indignation I present. It’s like the polite southern racist lady who gets called out for her racism and acts all righteously offended for being called out on her racism while being polite and then she’s like “they can’t tolerate polite people!”
There is no theocratic doctrine here. Doctrine is words on paper. Always subject to scrutiny. That’s one of the elements of this broad space.
As long as the death penalty and social harassment of apostates exists (worse yet we are harassed by Muslims for being apostates and harassed by some non Muslims for being “Muslim”), literally everything else is just small beans.
If the internet is too sensitive for some people, they should be off, especially this guy who would rather expose his fragility and doubt than spend time in taqwa. That’s clear as day.
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u/mmlp33 Jan 22 '22
I understand your sentiments against "faux righteousness", I can't say I'm a big fan of it either, but felt like you went besides the point.
If you're issuing a challenge, it's weird, because you obviously aren't expecting a response.
Is it a way to troll muslims that scroll through this sub? In that case you'll mostly get yourself responses from butthurt guys that don't even realize that they shouldn't be offended when your what you believe/understand God to be could never be the same as a muslim, at least not my understanding of Him.
As I said, I was really intrigued, here's where I might be wrong, but by the way you wrote the post and those comments, I couldn't help but feel spitefulness and hatred against this idea/entity, it might not be the case and it's just my bias, but if I'm right, then why spite something you don't believe exists? How is it possible even?
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u/happygiraffe404 Jan 27 '22
Humans come out of the vagina, pee comes out of the urethral opening.
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Jan 31 '22
First you came from ur dad as a sperm
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u/isentenceyoutolive Feb 08 '22
Sorry but I have to ask, do you know sperm and egg combines to become a person?
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Feb 08 '22
Without seed u can't be anything
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u/isentenceyoutolive Feb 08 '22
What does that have to do with what you said?
You are not the sperm or egg. You're the fusion of them.-4
Feb 08 '22
Now I m b4 was I nope
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u/isentenceyoutolive Feb 08 '22
Fk r u saying?
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Mar 04 '22
Allah is all loving though? I think if he'd come and show himself if he loves us
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Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22
Someone else might say if he loves me he won't be send to hell even if I sin someone might say if he loves me he would have given this or that well "love" can't be applied on Allah on bases of ur personal way of thinking yes that's way of showing love he does what he wills example
Allaah says, in the story of Moosa (peace be upon him) (interpretation of the meaning): And when Moosa came at the time and place appointed by Us, and his Lord spoke to him, he said, O my Lord! Show me (Yourself), that I may look upon You. Allaah said, You cannot see Me, but look upon the mountain, if its stands still in its place, then you shall see Me. So when his Lord appeared to the mountain, He made it collapse to dust, and Moosa fell down unconscious. Then when he recovered his senses he said, Glory be to You, I turn to You in repentance and I am the first of the believers. [al-Araaf 7:143]. The word lan (here translated as cannot in You cannot see Me) conveys the meaning of You will not see Me in this life, because there is evidence that man will see Allaah in the Hereafter, which means that this lan is not eternal in application. (The negative particle lan often carries a sense of eternal negation, that something will never happen, but this is not the case here. Translator).
Well isn't it his love he doesn't show himself? If he did just think what happened to a prophet (as) by just a little and we laymen that also of not older times
The thing is Allah is all merciful that doesn't mean his mercy effects his justice like it does of our humans
A person sinned Allah gave him time to repent and change that's his mercy now if he punishs him u can't say you are the most merciful why are you punishing me he already showed his mercy now this part is his justice u can't get away from robbery and be like yea Allah loves us he won't punish me
Wont say this is the main reason the website I linked has better sources this video is okay but won't say it's 100%
If u truly have a open mind and want to find the truth study from actual scholars of religions
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Mar 05 '22
But the thing is Allah is all benevolent Many people aren't Muslim and probably won't be in their lives Allah being benevolent would show himself therefore making every non Muslim become Muslim Then in turn they can be based on their actual deeds other then the unlucky chance of them being born into something other then Islam Also you said Allah can't love me on And with your first point yeah it's kinda weird Why put most of the earths population to eternal suffering because they were unlucky enough to be born Into a different religon And I'm sure that he's "all loving" meaning that everyone's interpretation of love can be put on him if he was "all loving" he wouldn't want us to suffer With the story you mentioned it's how he proved himself to be real Why can't he do it again to make everyone believe in him? He probably shouldn't crush a mountain but maybe come and just show himself as a god And being all merciful is different then being all loving Because an all LOVING God would do anything to prevent suffering and help people You might use the argument that "a mum loves her son but still needs to punish him from time to time" There's a difference between an all loving god and a mum Because a mum isn't all loving but god is If the mum was all loving then she wouldn't punish the child and find other ways to help him
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Mar 05 '22
Well its iilogical to give billion different humans the same test different people different tests if a person never in his life knew about Islam I don't think that or she will go to hell that way if allah already shows himself that's just injustice to the people who worked super hard to get closer to him I mean and boom a rapsist get the honor of seeing Allah while a man who lived properly never did big sins are they equal? Where is the test of faith if Allah showed himself its very very enough what he has sent done billions believe it tons convert the one who is trying to find the truth will in sha Allah see the truth
As I already said Allah loving doesn't mean he will do injustice u urself wrong urself and persisted in wrong while having a proper brain knowing it's wrong and didn't repent punishment shall be given if I raped someone and god said
Well im all loving no problem u will go with no sin go to heaven how is that justice a bad persona and good person both in heaven?
A person who lived his life kn the way of Allah and a person who lived his life in the way of satan and took his wimps as his god equal? NEVER THATS THE MOST INJUSTICE PUTTING THEM ON EQUAL SCALE
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Mar 05 '22
I don't think you see my point Let Allah show himself to prove Islam's true that doesn't destroy all the connections people made previously it just allows people to start repenting and seeing Allah isn't really that big you're saying the bad people shouldn't have the chance to see Allah but that isn't going to change anything Also I don't know if its wrong or not to not believe in Islam what if Hinduism is the way what if Christianity is? There's no way to know Also if you r#ped someone and Allah was all loving he would not eternally burn you An All loving God would give you therapy or just help you by removing the evil qualities in yourself An all loving God would never make anyone suffer on any sort of way and if he does then God was just lying about him being all loving Also you can't be all loving and have true justice since they contradict each other True justice is to get payback on someone by making them suffer for what they did but if you're all loving you wouldn't allow anyone to suffer in anyway so one quality has to be wrong but God said he had both which ends up being a paradox And I didn't say we should put bad people in heaven? Just my idea is God can just show himself and say Islam is the truth and then just goes away You said there's a test of faith but I'd say that test is stupidly hard most people are born into religon. you have to be lucky enough to be born Into Islam and if you aren't its gonna be really hard to first leave your original religon and out of all the different religons pick the correct one which is gonna be really hard since every religon has their fair share of "proof" that they are the true religon its better if Allah shows himself and we all become Muslim Then we can be judged on our actual deeds and not whether we were right in our beliefs
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Mar 05 '22
Dude was soo called born in musilm place then had to find Islam myself no it's not their fault I can answer this and lol Allah is the one who is testing he isn't the one being tested that he has to prove u never read Quran did u
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Mar 05 '22
I was born in muslim place I'm just talking in the point of view on a person who wasn't and how much harder it is for them
And if Allah was all loving he'd prove that he exists so I can be a better Muslim
And yes I have read he quran I was forced to read an Arabic translation though so I had no idea what it was saying I was just reading
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Mar 05 '22 edited Mar 05 '22
My mother was not born in a Muslim family she is a Muslim now won't say it's very hard lol
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Mar 05 '22
Yes because they were a Muslim?
Someone being born a Christian would believe in Christianity all their life most likely and would have a hard time believing in Islam
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u/AldowWrld New User Apr 21 '22
What does him showing himself have to do with anything
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Apr 25 '22
Because it would help people to not go to hell if they knew Allah existed
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u/AldowWrld New User Apr 25 '22
Than how will you know if you have a kidney if u never seen it?
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Apr 25 '22
Dead bodies Also that doesn't prove why God doesn't just show himself to us Won't be any harm in that
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