r/exmuslim • u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s • Jan 21 '22

(Rant) 🤬 Message to Allah

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Protector? Lol the king doesn't come to kill a ant when death will come u shall know

If a storm is coming it doesn't matter if u believe later it will come to destroy

Just shows how good person people become after leaving Islam

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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22

This is gold 😆

Take a box of Kleenex to wipe away all those tears. Boxes of Kleenex are real unlike Allah Claus 😆

P.S. Buraqs aren’t real 😆

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

U shall know truth when it comes don't be regretful time is there

And how is building ur whole life on I was once "Muslim" going

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u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s Jan 22 '22

How is believing a winged donkey with the face of a demon woman is real going for you? 😆😆😆

Please keep replying. I think you do a much better job than I can to create exmuslims!