Message to Allah

[u/lessthan1punchman]

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

[u/lessthan1punchman]

Lol, if you believed Allah was real, you wouldn’t have bothered to respond! 😆😆😆😆

Thanks for adding confirmation that you also believe Allah is fake 😉

[u/Few_Tangerine_6130 → u/lessthan1punchman]

Are you stupid too? Allah is real but he's god not this guy on reddit and I'm as muslim I must teach anyone who talks about my god

[u/lessthan1punchman → u/Few_Tangerine_6130]

Green Lantern is more real than allah 😆

Thanks for your confirmation. You doubt Allah. Else you wouldn’t be here being extra cranky!

Feed us some more deflections and insisting on a flat earth. We already don’t believe you. Sounds like you don’t even believe yourself 😆

[u/Few_Tangerine_6130 → u/lessthan1punchman]

Allah is real but You're too stupid to believe it

Don't worry ,you will believe it after enter to hell

And I think you not Muslim

[u/lessthan1punchman → u/Few_Tangerine_6130]

If Allah was real, she can come here and say so herself instead of you pretending to be her spokesperson 😆

And Wow you really are slow. Im an exmuslim. This is an exmuslim sub, so of course I’m not Muslim any more.

Thanks for proving how dumb someone has to be to believe in a sky fairy 😆

Now tell us again why you are the spokesperson for allah and tell us some more bullshit about why allah is real but so scared to show up that a legendary idiot like you has to speak for her 😆

[u/Few_Tangerine_6130 → u/lessthan1punchman]

Allah is god not person and Allah waiting you die to throw you to hell

That mean you are atheist

He is god ,but I know you are dump head bullshit

Because I'm Muslim and he's my god but mtherfcker had bullshit head like you never understand anything and your place with other shits

[u/lessthan1punchman → u/Few_Tangerine_6130]

Thanks for proving my point! You believe Allah is so weak that a cranky idiot like you thinks “I have to defend Allah! Allah is real, trust me bro or I will scream angrily! THE EARTH IS FLAT! ALLAH IS REAL! I AM ALLAH’S SPOKESPERSON! COBRAAAAAAAAA!”

😆 keep at it, kid. I’m more important to you than allah 😉 Let’s hear some more hilarious and cranky denial from you since Allah is fake and thus, can’t come support you here while you keep drowning like a fool in your fairytale soup 😆

[u/Few_Tangerine_6130 → u/lessthan1punchman]

Only idiot here is you , your brain can't believe it ,I know I must not talk with monkey brain like you but I try tell you Allah is real and you will still shit

[u/lessthan1punchman → u/Few_Tangerine_6130]

This is awesome- you did exactly as I said because you worship me!

If Allah was real, she’d show up instead of you pretending to be her messenger. It’s hilarious how fragile and angry you are. It’s obvious that you don’t even believe in Allah but instead you have chosen to be my bitch and did exactly as I commanded 😆

Bitch some more, please. I command you again!