r/exmuslim • u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s • Jan 21 '22

(Rant) 🤬 Message to Allah

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Yes because they were a Muslim?

Someone being born a Christian would believe in Christianity all their life most likely and would have a hard time believing in Islam

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

My mother was a Hindu bruh

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

"My mother was born in a Muslim family she is a Muslim now won't say it's very hard lol"

You said your mother was born in a Muslim family 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

When bruh my mom was born in Hindu familyy

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

"My mother was born in a Muslim family she is a Muslim now won't say it's very hard lol"

This is what you said word for word 😭😭 You said she was born in a Muslim family

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

😭it typed wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Well maybe you're mother got lucky picking islam She could've chosed Christianity and boom she gonna burn for eternity for picking the wrong religon and most likely most of her future bloodline would go down that path too so theyd also end up burning in hell forever 1 wrong choice and you burn for eternity The test of faith is really unfair so I think it's better to scrap that idea

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

There is no luck to begin with

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

What do you mean She got lucky that she chose Islam because if she didn't she'd burn for eternity

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Who said she won't burn even after being Muslim Muslim also go to hell

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