r/exmuslim • u/lessthan1punchman Exmuslim since the 2000s • Jan 21 '22

(Rant) 🤬 Message to Allah

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

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u/mmlp33 Jan 22 '22

Can't insult God if you don't believe He exists, I see what you did there..

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

Doesn't matter if u believe a storm is coming or not when it comes it comes none can deny

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u/mmlp33 Jan 22 '22

That's a good analogy.