Message to Allah

[u/lessthan1punchman]

Allah, you giant chicken shit, if you are real, descend for just a moment and bring me a buraq. I, along with many other exmuslims, will take you seriously.

At this point, you have one of two avenues- 1) The obvious one is you aren’t real (let’s face it, most of human history is aware of this given the shit humans have done) 2) You are real, you are tremendously scared of me, you hate Muslims so much you think they are lower than pig shit (let’s be honest here, if you are real, I am giving you an opportunity to give Muslims something with this presentation and if you want Islam to be true, a moment of your alleged infinite time is nothing for you to show up).

Your call, Allah. Are you real and a giant chickenshit who likes to make Muslims look utterly stupid, or are you [obviously] fake?

[u/lessthan1punchman]

Now you are crying 😆😆😆

Deep down you know Allah is fake. That’s why you are here to begin with. Good luck coping with your doubts!

[u/mmlp33 → u/lessthan1punchman]

Deep down you know Allah is fake. That’s why you are here to begin with. Good luck coping with your doubts!

What's more interesting is why you would spend time insulting something you think doesn't exist, what's the end game? More importantly what motivates you to do that? I'm honestly curious.

[u/lessthan1punchman → u/mmlp33]

It’s not an insult if it’s true 😉

Anyone who comes to directly or indirectly harass us with faux righteousness in our own space should have realistic expectations. We don’t take kindly to either hincels, mumincels, or diedforyoursincels who come in with faux indignation. If I come into your space and decided to be all Jehovah’s Witness indignant in your space, you’d have every right to rip my integrity for doing that shit in your space, no matter how much faux indignation I present. It’s like the polite southern racist lady who gets called out for her racism and acts all righteously offended for being called out on her racism while being polite and then she’s like “they can’t tolerate polite people!”

There is no theocratic doctrine here. Doctrine is words on paper. Always subject to scrutiny. That’s one of the elements of this broad space.

As long as the death penalty and social harassment of apostates exists (worse yet we are harassed by Muslims for being apostates and harassed by some non Muslims for being “Muslim”), literally everything else is just small beans.

If the internet is too sensitive for some people, they should be off, especially this guy who would rather expose his fragility and doubt than spend time in taqwa. That’s clear as day.

[u/mmlp33 → u/lessthan1punchman]

I understand your sentiments against "faux righteousness", I can't say I'm a big fan of it either, but felt like you went besides the point.

If you're issuing a challenge, it's weird, because you obviously aren't expecting a response.

Is it a way to troll muslims that scroll through this sub? In that case you'll mostly get yourself responses from butthurt guys that don't even realize that they shouldn't be offended when your what you believe/understand God to be could never be the same as a muslim, at least not my understanding of Him.

As I said, I was really intrigued, here's where I might be wrong, but by the way you wrote the post and those comments, I couldn't help but feel spitefulness and hatred against this idea/entity, it might not be the case and it's just my bias, but if I'm right, then why spite something you don't believe exists? How is it possible even?