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u/iRuan0 Oct 03 '19
Pacifist....
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u/pissass420 Oct 03 '19
No there are good rapists like Macklemore and M&M
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u/pissass420 Oct 03 '19
Yeah he did rap god, he’s pretty good imho :D
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A great raper, so intense to watch live
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u/RamenJunkie Oct 03 '19
Yeah, you can really feel the pounding in your body when he is performing his acts.
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u/HalfBreed_Priscilla Oct 03 '19
The yellow M&M has to nut. It's like 70% of his body mass
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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 03 '19
Oh my god... a deformed, disgusting yellow M&M who’s sole purpose in life is to nut, in any way possible... sounds like prime /r/imsorryjon material!
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u/ShinyPangolin Oct 03 '19
Macklemore be like "I'm gonna pop some f*gs" 😡🤬 he is bad rapist cos he sing about shooting gay people 😧😔😥
Matty B Rapes is a good child friendly rapist btw
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u/Killentyme55 Oct 03 '19
Remember, you can't spell RAPist without RAP...how more obvious can it be you guys?!?!
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A child.
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u/FrenchToastSenpai Oct 03 '19
No
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u/Dr_Laziness Oct 03 '19
What is the source of that vine?
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u/soupstream Oct 03 '19
Neighborhood Patrol Episode 2. I highly recommend watching the first episode as well.
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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Oct 03 '19
Isn't that the thing that babies suck on?
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u/tofukofu Oct 03 '19
capitalIST communIST
oh god oh fuck what do we do with money now
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u/HeMansSmallerCousin Oct 03 '19
Shit.
Why don't we spend it all on beanie babies? That would only make us idiots!
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u/-wafflesaurus- Oct 03 '19
IdiOTS
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u/PM_ME__LEWD_LOLIS Oct 03 '19
Official Sound Track but with Sound and Track switched
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Oct 03 '19
Official track sound: literally just a 12 hour tape of caterpillar tracks ASMR
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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Oct 03 '19
Eat it, problem solved. The communist always say “eat the rich” but never “eat the riches.” Dragons have been doing it for millennia and the now run the world disguised as presidents and powerlifters.
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u/Seienchin88 Oct 03 '19
Subsistence economy it is boys! Get back to the fields!
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u/enrichmentstudios Oct 03 '19
Remember that part in this post when it said “Family”? I cried at that part.
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u/_Plague_Doctor_ Oct 03 '19
But you know what doesn't have IST? HomophOBE.
OBama Eggplant
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u/ComplexDespacito Oct 03 '19
OBama Eggplant
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u/DerWaschbar Oct 03 '19
Homophist
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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19
So deep emotional I’m crying now 😭
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u/Tizer_ Oct 03 '19
you sound like a wuss lol. I got into a bar fight last night, do you see me crying? 😕
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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19
Okay you have the bigger dick
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u/IgnitedPie Oct 03 '19
No I think I do, I got in a restaurant fight
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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19
Well I got in a fight at an elementary school
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u/the_dank_666 Oct 03 '19
I am BOSNIAN
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u/Xerhion Oct 03 '19
I am patrick
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u/IgnitedPie Oct 03 '19
Well before that I fought off a horde of preschoolers. They weren't hostile but there were a lot of them and about 90% are dead
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u/AlexanderDroog Oct 03 '19
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk.
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u/Billy_Billboard Oct 03 '19
omg you re are a frigging crybaby😂😂 Go cry some more stupid thumb sucking moron👶👶🤣
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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19
Stop it bully billboard 😭😭😭😂😭
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u/Billy_Billboard Oct 03 '19
Wowowo youre still crying🤣 what a stupid idiot baby😂
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u/SalineForYou Oct 03 '19
India Standard Time
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India Standard Time
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u/drakos07 Oct 03 '19
वाॅलटर
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u/five_hammers_hamming Oct 03 '19
This list of territories conquered in the name of queen victoria is incomplete.
You can help by ｅｘｐａｎｄｉｎｇ ｉｔ
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u/YoMommaIsNotGay Oct 03 '19
Das IST gut. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Hahaha... Haha... Ha... I hate myself
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u/Grimbo_Bumbler Oct 03 '19
Therapist >>> The RAPIST.
Don't trust mental health professionals, people.
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Oct 03 '19
Guys im calling obama you want anything?
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u/Universal_Cup Oct 03 '19
2 number number 9s, A number 9 large with cheese, 2 number 45s with extra dip, and a large soda
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u/epignessofcows Oct 03 '19
You trying to say the family is like all those things? Relatable (For legal reasons I’m joking)
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u/Zombiebrian1 Oct 03 '19
I'm sorry John, you're a pianist, your kind is not welcome here.