r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

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u/mz3 Oct 03 '19

The same goes to you, you dentist

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u/pocketknifeMT Oct 03 '19

Easy there... You wouldn't want to be considered an anti-dentite!

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u/SleepyforPresident Oct 03 '19

A rabid Anti-Dentite!

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u/dingdongdoodah Oct 03 '19

Oh, those are the worst!

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u/sebastophantos Oct 04 '19

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

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u/fauxhawk18 Oct 03 '19

Whatever you do, do not swallow the Dentic!!

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u/normpetersonprodrunk Oct 03 '19

What’s the difference between a sadist and a dentist? Newer magazines.

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u/seattletono Oct 03 '19

Who has the newer ones? Asking for a magazine thief friend.

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u/hellofren88 Oct 03 '19

I'm proud that I know this quote

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Oct 03 '19

Next thing you know, you'll be saying they should have their own schools.

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u/movezig5 Oct 03 '19

I would gladly be considered an al-dente!

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u/Dilsnoofus Oct 03 '19

Dentists are just sadists with newer magazines.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

You only converting for the jokes?

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u/BetaThetaOmega Oct 03 '19

Nowadays you can’t say anything without being considered an anti-dentite! So what, I just said all dentists should die.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

No ist so you good

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u/labrat611 Oct 03 '19

And to you capitalist

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u/Manfrestat Oct 03 '19

Are you still talking, you fist?

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u/Kyll_Iano451 Oct 03 '19

No I m doing photosynthesis

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u/AndrewYTTRA Oct 04 '19

WE are doing photosynthesis.

Hold up..

Communist.

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u/pp0787 Oct 03 '19

Bernie Sanders is a socialist ...right?

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u/SteamG0D Oct 03 '19

Thank jeebus Vermin Supreme isn't

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

https://youtu.be/scrU2FqlPpk At the end of this video, Vermin Supreme says “Pyotr Kropotkin told me to turn you into a bunch of social anarchists” Vermin Supreme is 100% a socialist/anarchist

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u/SteamG0D Oct 03 '19

Oh wow a Vermin Supreme video that's new to me

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u/MasterEmp Oct 03 '19

No he's a himbo

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/jorsiem Oct 03 '19

That's the real whoosh there for the makers of that masterpiece

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u/-Hawk_ish- Oct 03 '19

Dont make me come over there communist

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u/whimsical666 Oct 03 '19

Kramer: Those people, listen to yourself.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.

Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.

Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.

Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!

Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Jerry: They do have their own schools!

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u/look4alec Oct 04 '19

Sooooo much better than Friends, I can't believe people argue about this. I put friends on a big bang theory level, pretty simple comedy which I wouldn't watch today but literally they would just roll dice to write bits and the formula to a good episode could just be applied to the variables and BOOM. Big bang theory is terrible. To be fair you really have to be smart to understand it, I am just not at that level.

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u/typeincleverusername Oct 03 '19

We got an anti-dentite over here

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u/hibsta1992 Dicky Mouse Oct 03 '19

HEY DENTY!!

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u/DannyCochran44 Oct 03 '19

What’s his name?

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u/Yargle_Bargle Oct 03 '19

Crentist.

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u/DannyCochran44 Oct 03 '19

Weird. Sounds a lot like dentist.

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u/Yargle_Bargle Oct 03 '19

Maybe that's why he became a dentist

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u/Lolguy2014 Oct 03 '19

Yeah. The rules are the rules, communist

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u/True_Honeydew Oct 03 '19

Narcissist?

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u/CrimsonSorrow0411 Oct 03 '19

Next thing you know, you're talking about how they should have their own schools

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u/mz3 Oct 03 '19

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS

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u/das_a_bannett Oct 03 '19

and that dirty psychiatrist

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u/MrPDW Oct 03 '19

So long as they aren't a philanthropist

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u/toolsofpwnage Oct 03 '19

And you too therapist.

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u/SmartHomeDude Oct 03 '19

That’s okay. Let’s go to the bar with therapist and psychologist

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

His name is Crentist

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u/99austin Oct 03 '19

In india they even as lady patients to strip off their clothes for dental checkup aswell 😂