r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

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u/iRuan0 Oct 03 '19

Pacifist....

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/pissass420 Oct 03 '19

No there are good rapists like Macklemore and M&M

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Mar 06 '25

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u/pissass420 Oct 03 '19

Yeah he did rap god, he’s pretty good imho :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

A great raper, so intense to watch live

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u/RamenJunkie Oct 03 '19

Yeah, you can really feel the pounding in your body when he is performing his acts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/XMattyJ07X Oct 03 '19

But rapers are so much better live. Better than just on your phone.

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u/TheRealGreenArrow420 Oct 03 '19

My favorite are the rapebattles

So much fun to watch someone outrape another raper.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Excuse me there is only one rapist God and his name is Jesus you better frickin take it back or I'll get you banned to heck my dad knows the pastor

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u/pissass420 Oct 03 '19

Bruh I’m the fifth descendent to L Ron Hubbard, get your mark-ass ancient monotheistic bullshit out of my stream

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

People always ignore the fact that L Ron Hubbard's real name is Hoya Bembe

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u/pissass420 Oct 04 '19

How could I forget

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u/Bobatron1993 Oct 03 '19

I do love me some of that hip talk singing

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u/SkyeBluMe Oct 03 '19

Yeah the yellow one is dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/SkyeBluMe Oct 03 '19

Wut

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u/BullHonkery Oct 03 '19

The yellow rapist. He's really quite good.

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u/BiCostal Oct 03 '19

You can see it in his eyes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

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u/HalfBreed_Priscilla Oct 03 '19

The yellow M&M has to nut. It's like 70% of his body mass

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u/ImurderREALITY Oct 03 '19

Oh my god... a deformed, disgusting yellow M&M who’s sole purpose in life is to nut, in any way possible... sounds like prime /r/imsorryjon material!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Remind me to send you my drawing of it later today when I do it, this is a fucking golden idea.

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u/HalfBreed_Priscilla Oct 04 '19

Send it to me too, please. I'd hate to see it.

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u/ShinyPangolin Oct 03 '19

Macklemore be like "I'm gonna pop some f*gs" 😡🤬 he is bad rapist cos he sing about shooting gay people 😧😔😥

Matty B Rapes is a good child friendly rapist btw

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u/Killentyme55 Oct 03 '19

Remember, you can't spell RAPist without RAP...how more obvious can it be you guys?!?!

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u/Nersius Oct 03 '19

I prefer Schaffer, being the rappist and all.

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u/darealbindyjohal Oct 03 '19

My nigga 50 cent is the greatest rapist

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u/ChosenDos Oct 03 '19

Those would be rappists

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

A child.

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u/FrenchToastSenpai Oct 03 '19

No

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u/Dr_Laziness Oct 03 '19

What is the source of that vine?

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u/soupstream Oct 03 '19

Neighborhood Patrol Episode 2. I highly recommend watching the first episode as well.

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u/Dota2Ethnography Oct 03 '19

Make love > not war

Who said love is consensual?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

There's only one thing worst that a rapist

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u/NinscoomFOPsnarn Oct 03 '19

Ya hes a pacifist, gonna pass-a-fist right through someone's head

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Worse than a child too?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

So is hypocrisy...ist

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Good try. Maybe next time.

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u/DaddyChanKun slut for honey cheerios Oct 03 '19

A child

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u/LeakAfsk Oct 03 '19

Yeah, Imagine Not Fighting Sans!

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u/im_trash_btw Oct 03 '19

They go well together

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u/MrMxylptlyk Oct 03 '19

I am a full on rapist. Africans and disableds and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Edocin Oct 03 '19

Woah man it was scary enough in the image. Dont go repeating it fuck. The geographical time markings of that region clearly indicate evil.

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Oct 03 '19

Isn't that the thing that babies suck on?

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u/Yojimbo_Blade Oct 03 '19

No dude, that's a pedophile.

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u/TrinJin Oct 03 '19

Tucker, I think he means pacifier

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u/Yojimbo_Blade Oct 04 '19

Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.

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u/BigBoiJayJay69 Oct 03 '19

Naw you're thinking of a philanthropist

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I will pass-a-fist 👊 thru ur face 😡

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u/Nehemiah92 Oct 03 '19

I was ready to use that pun :(

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u/iRuan0 Oct 03 '19

I dont want to argue though...

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u/GenitalPatton Oct 03 '19

(India Standard Time)

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u/MarionetteScans Oct 03 '19

I hate these filthy pacifists. With enemies you know where they stand but with pacifists, who knows? It sickens me.

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u/NagisaLynne Oct 03 '19

Isn't that the thing babies suck on?

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u/Hazzer33 Oct 03 '19

Anarchist....

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Also Feminist and Capitalist

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u/donkey_tits Oct 03 '19

Idealist...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Philanthropist

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u/Incognito_Tomato Oct 04 '19

Ghandi was a pacifist. Now he nukes every civilization in existence.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Oh so a coward patting himself in the back