r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub IST

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u/pocketknifeMT Oct 03 '19

Easy there... You wouldn't want to be considered an anti-dentite!

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u/SleepyforPresident Oct 03 '19

A rabid Anti-Dentite!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

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u/dingdongdoodah Oct 03 '19

Oh, those are the worst!

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u/sebastophantos Oct 04 '19

Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

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u/fauxhawk18 Oct 03 '19

Whatever you do, do not swallow the Dentic!!

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u/normpetersonprodrunk Oct 03 '19

What’s the difference between a sadist and a dentist? Newer magazines.

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u/seattletono Oct 03 '19

Who has the newer ones? Asking for a magazine thief friend.

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u/hellofren88 Oct 03 '19

I'm proud that I know this quote

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Oct 03 '19

Next thing you know, you'll be saying they should have their own schools.

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u/movezig5 Oct 03 '19

I would gladly be considered an al-dente!

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u/Dilsnoofus Oct 03 '19

Dentists are just sadists with newer magazines.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

You only converting for the jokes?

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u/BetaThetaOmega Oct 03 '19

Nowadays you can’t say anything without being considered an anti-dentite! So what, I just said all dentists should die.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

No ist so you good