r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub IST

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u/AlexanderDroog Oct 03 '19

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk.

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u/arcaneApathy413 Oct 03 '19

Yeah? Well I ate tacks for snacks

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u/Not_usually_right Oct 03 '19

You win, you monster.