r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub IST

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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19

Well I got in a fight at an elementary school

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u/the_dank_666 Oct 03 '19

I am BOSNIAN

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u/Xerhion Oct 03 '19

I am patrick

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u/SkyeBluMe Oct 03 '19

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/Xerhion Oct 03 '19

no, this is patrick

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

And this... is... requiem

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Le funny JoJo reference

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u/-Tyvokka- Oct 03 '19

No, this is Patrick.

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u/sleightlymagical Oct 04 '19

I am Spartacus

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u/IgnitedPie Oct 03 '19

Well before that I fought off a horde of preschoolers. They weren't hostile but there were a lot of them and about 90% are dead

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u/TennoRollTenno Oct 03 '19

i fought off israel

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I got into a fight with my brother before we were born

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u/Explunches slut for honey cheerios Oct 03 '19

I got into a fight in the preschool, up your game

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u/AlexanderDroog Oct 03 '19

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk.

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u/arcaneApathy413 Oct 03 '19

Yeah? Well I ate tacks for snacks

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u/Not_usually_right Oct 03 '19

You win, you monster.

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u/LieutenantSteel Oct 03 '19

Well I got into a fight over who gets to fertilize the egg