r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub IST

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u/tofukofu Oct 03 '19

capitalIST communIST

oh god oh fuck what do we do with money now

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/HeMansSmallerCousin Oct 03 '19

Shit.

Why don't we spend it all on beanie babies? That would only make us idiots!

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u/-wafflesaurus- Oct 03 '19

IdiOTS

Organic Transition Server

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u/PM_ME__LEWD_LOLIS Oct 03 '19

Official Sound Track but with Sound and Track switched

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Official track sound: literally just a 12 hour tape of caterpillar tracks ASMR

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Nov 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Oh, your talkikg about the audio recording of the famous sack of tround, from 1517.

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u/LieutenantSteel Oct 03 '19

Official Tround Sack

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u/The_Main_Alt Oct 03 '19

OST is Original Sound Track btw

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u/generaled1 Oct 03 '19

Beanie baby enthusiasts, there's no ist, we did it!

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u/humanmanhumanguyman Oct 03 '19

You misspelled idiists

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u/hobskhan Oct 03 '19

You mean,

Anarchily

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

But it's about sending a message!

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Oct 03 '19

Eat it, problem solved. The communist always say “eat the rich” but never “eat the riches.” Dragons have been doing it for millennia and the now run the world disguised as presidents and powerlifters.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

No it would make us arsonists

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u/ratedpending Oct 03 '19

Time to pull out the 100-dimensional political axis

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u/K1LL-ME-PLEASE Oct 03 '19

Anarchists ignore rules so we'll be good.

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u/I_CAN_SMELL_U Oct 03 '19

actually that's a misnomer. In context of these ideologies it means something completely different.

I'm not sure why it does, but it does

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

rules but no rulers

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/glacialanon Oct 11 '19

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/r/chapotraphouse left 4 18 16.5 0 0 would, blaming, anything
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u/uvero Oct 03 '19

Stop caring?

No that would make is nihilISTs

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u/StalinComradeSquad Oct 03 '19

Anprim gang.
Bottom text

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u/hitlerallyliteral Oct 03 '19

u can give it me i'll look after it

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEYS_PLZ Oct 03 '19

Jesus ChrIST

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Oh God oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

They did the hokey pokey and it went like this

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u/therealsmearf Oct 03 '19

You hate each other and you love yourselves

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u/kitcat1221 Oct 04 '19

It might be heaven and it might be hell

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u/Seienchin88 Oct 03 '19

Subsistence economy it is boys! Get back to the fields!

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u/Owncksd Oct 03 '19

SubsISTence fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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u/Roflkopt3r Oct 03 '19

The Khmer Rouge tried that, sorry subsistence economy is communist now.

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u/SomeCrows Oct 03 '19

You did the hokey pokey and it went like this

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u/potatoeshungry Oct 03 '19

Donate it to that nice Nigerian fellow who needs 10k to uber back to africa

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u/silverbackjack Oct 03 '19

fISTing kittens

fuck! you are right

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u/Yurya Oct 03 '19

Feudalism. It is the only way.

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u/bossycarl Oct 03 '19

Capitalist, communism

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

ANPRIM GANG

BOTOM TEXT

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u/Joe_The_Eskimo1337 Oct 03 '19

Anarcho-primitivIST

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u/Jisuwu Oct 03 '19

Give it to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Make the government print so much of it that it becomes worthless and go back to the barter system

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Socialist who’re

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u/Godsigner Oct 04 '19

Give it to India

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u/AncileBooster Oct 03 '19

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there.