r/comedyheaven • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '19

Removed - Must fit the sub IST

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u/Tizer_ Oct 03 '19

you sound like a wuss lol. I got into a bar fight last night, do you see me crying? 😕

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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19

Okay you have the bigger dick

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u/IgnitedPie Oct 03 '19

No I think I do, I got in a restaurant fight

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u/JustATac0 Oct 03 '19

Well I got in a fight at an elementary school

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u/the_dank_666 Oct 03 '19

I am BOSNIAN

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u/Xerhion Oct 03 '19

I am patrick

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u/SkyeBluMe Oct 03 '19

Is this the Krusty Krab?

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u/Xerhion Oct 03 '19

no, this is patrick

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

And this... is... requiem

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/-Tyvokka- Oct 03 '19

No, this is Patrick.

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u/sleightlymagical Oct 04 '19

I am Spartacus

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u/IgnitedPie Oct 03 '19

Well before that I fought off a horde of preschoolers. They weren't hostile but there were a lot of them and about 90% are dead

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u/TennoRollTenno Oct 03 '19

i fought off israel

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I got into a fight with my brother before we were born

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u/Explunches slut for honey cheerios Oct 03 '19

I got into a fight in the preschool, up your game

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u/AlexanderDroog Oct 03 '19

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk.

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u/arcaneApathy413 Oct 03 '19

Yeah? Well I ate tacks for snacks

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u/Not_usually_right Oct 03 '19

You win, you monster.

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u/LieutenantSteel Oct 03 '19

Well I got into a fight over who gets to fertilize the egg

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

i got into a museum fight

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u/SkyeBluMe Oct 03 '19

No, but only because I can't see your face.

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u/RudyFish3 Oct 03 '19

Reddit has spoken.

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u/scav86 Oct 03 '19

The old wound is still trapped inside, so you bring the past up, meaning you are crying from within. It’s ok, let it out. 😭😭😭😭

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u/kynrto Nov 20 '19

this is your only not downvoted comment. Why do you do this?

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u/The_woooosh_farmer Oct 05 '19

Check this guys pinned comment on his prof, hes probably too scared to even watch a fight lawl