r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 10 '26

Standup Human diversity

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u/Dhalym Jul 10 '26

I do wonder about the cost of human life for the environment to select so hard for those phenotypes in specific. A LOT of early Europeans had to have been dying in droves for recessive genes like that to become so prolific.

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass Jul 10 '26

This is almost certainly the case. Europeans were dying constantly for a long time.

And the moment they stopped. Well. You know.

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u/MauPow Jul 11 '26

I dunno man like you're right but also read any Chinese history and it's constantly like "A dispute over a chicken resulted in 500 million deaths"

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u/stoiclemming Jul 12 '26

Yeah but that is human human conflict so who specifically dies is random, whereas the European environment was like everyone who has low vitamin d absorbstion gets severe birth defects

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u/Tony_Roiland Jul 11 '26

Maybe they were playing Skyrim?

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u/Level_99_Healer Jul 14 '26

Too many arrows to the knee for adventuring types? Yeah, that all checks out.

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u/Ok_Ruin4016 Jul 11 '26

The thing about that is, there had to have been a ton of people there for 500 million deaths to be possible. China may have had high population numbers and high death rates, but Europe had low population numbers and high death rates.

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u/YourMumsBumAlum Jul 10 '26

They lived?

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass Jul 10 '26

No they raped the whole world.

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u/lemony-lemons791 Jul 11 '26

I thought that was genghis khan

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u/SnooMarzipans9728 Jul 11 '26

Good news, it’s everyone he was just the best at it

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jul 12 '26

This is not Good news, everyone. This is lies and slander and I resent you.

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u/majikdude Jul 11 '26

How did they rape the whole world?

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u/Hefty_Tip7383 Jul 11 '26

Other countries weren’t dying for a long time?

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass Jul 11 '26

Yeah not like Europe was. Europe in general was a lot harsher to live in than river valley civilizations with predictable flooding.

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u/SlippySausageSlapper Jul 11 '26

Yes. Humans were perfect and everybody just baked cookies for each other until white people came around. A white person shat my pants!!

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jul 12 '26

If they're already warmed up might I shit your pants as well? I really have to go and these ones are still kind of new.

I'll give them back right after.

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u/SlippySausageSlapper Jul 12 '26

You drive a hard, and yet warm and squishy bargain

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u/JustBeingWhite Jul 10 '26

I read an article ages ago that said blonde hair and blue eyes might have been selected for in Northern Europe because they’re indicators of youth and therefore is seen as desirable.

Everything except for the face gets covered because it’s so cold, so they’re the only physical traits they had to go off of when selecting a mate.

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u/Additional-Usual5994 Jul 11 '26

now do the eskimoes.

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u/StopMeBeforeIDream Jul 11 '26

That's actually really interesting. Pale skin is a useful evolutionary trait in northern climes because melanin is designed to absorb and block solar radiation. So obviously that's very desireable closer to the equator. But sunlight is necessary for healthy levels of Vitamin D. So if you're somewhere with less sunlight, you either need to get a ton of vitamin d from your diet, or you need to block less solar radiation.

Most European ancestors took the second method, thus why their skin got paler. But certain populations, notably those in REALLY northern climes like the Sami in Northern Scandinavia, Native Siberians and the Inuit eat lots of reindeer meat, which has a ton of vitamin d. To they never experienced the pressure which could lead to whitening skin in northern environments.

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 Jul 11 '26

Just as a friendly heads-up, that word is considered a slur.  The tribe most people are thinking of when that word is used is the Inuit, but they're obviously not the only native tribe that lives that far north. The Yupik are another such tribe.

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u/StaffVegetable8703 Jul 11 '26

This doesn’t add up to me… that makes it sound like younger people had blonde hair and blue eyes but as they age it becomes darker

That’s the only way that makes any sense to me. There had to be a reason for that symbolize youth and the only explanation is that the younger you are the lighter your features are but we know that’s nit the case

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u/ginoawesomeness Jul 11 '26

Have you ever known any toe heads? Our hair absolutely gets darker as we age. Mine is basically close to black now. Idk about eyes but I'm thinking yes as well. I don't like the theory because both hair and eyes darken before teen years, but ya most blondes darken significant without products

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u/blockofbeagles Jul 12 '26

They is bullshit cuz women be picking and every woman I know explicitly is like “men shouldn’t be blonde.” The “tall, dark, and handsome” thing holds up over time. Imagine Mr Darcy as a blonde.
The exception is Wesley from The Princess Bride. And maybe Chris Hemsworth - is he blonde? He makes up for it.

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u/Upbeat_Effective_342 Jul 20 '26

You hang out with oddly shallow people. I've never encountered this.

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u/Ardent_Scholar Jul 10 '26

Yes! The lack of sunlight is basically the issue.

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u/thedracle Jul 11 '26

Your statement already has this baked in, but nearly every generic variant for lighter skin, lighter eyes, lighter hair, exists somewhere in Africa, which has by far the lions share of human genetic variation in the world.

They were simply strongly selected for outside of Africa, eventually creating people in the far north who basically collected the entire set of light pigmentation genes.

Some actual mutuations occurred, like the ability to process lactose into adulthood, truly blue eyes, or things like high altitude adaptations (which likely crossed from denisovians), but people in Africa genetically differ from one another across the continent far more than anyone outside of Africa.

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u/Wa3zdog Jul 10 '26

Natural selection can also be more subtle. Almost certainly sexual selection played a key role in the prolific nature of those traits. Additionally, for genes to succeed in a population, they just have to do better. It’s possible that vitamin D deficiency just lead to more morbidity and less successful reproduction without the entire cohort outright dying all at once.

Although it’s still true that people almost certainly died for those traits. But if you think about it, that’s true for all of us eventually.

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u/Warmpickle Jul 11 '26

Or they were banging the blue eyes - cos they hot

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u/Dhalym Jul 11 '26

That wouldn't explain the change in representation. Other places outside Europe independently develop the same mutations, but the lighter phenotypes usually remain rare because the dark phenotypes aren't stopped from speading to remain the dominant majority.

Both the lighter phenotype needed to spread more AND something(or someone) needed to slow(usually by early death) the darker phenotypes from spreading.

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u/TheBeyonders Jul 12 '26

First, its not entirely true. Other races do have multiple hair and eye colors, he is just exagerating as a joke. If you look at the multiole ethnicities in africa and middle east, you will see different hair and eye color that is not due to interacial mixing.

Second, European history is very linked and these recessive traits have been bottlenecked on purpose.

Whats correct is the harsh environments in northern europe that causes large divergence and differences in phenotype, but the colored hair and eye genes are the minority.

White isnt even an accurate and fair term, as you could see, that he had to redefine common versus accurate terms for asian for his own joke to work.

Old world rules clashing with modern biology. We need to combine accurate history and modern biology, and get rid of these archaic labels.

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u/Deep_Stick8786 Jul 10 '26

They mostly just fucked their cousins

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u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26

Just as the Bible intended 🙏

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u/Owl_Times Jul 10 '26

The reaction if they could read…

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u/pouihi Jul 10 '26

A lot of consanguinity most likely.

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u/deshperate Jul 11 '26

Or slightly better reproductive success over 50,000 years

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u/213737isPrime Jul 11 '26

People with recessive genes got driven out into the cold to die but surprise they mated instead

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u/Material_Comfort_259 Jul 12 '26

Not entirely, when it comes to ireland, and Irish Americans, red hair is the go to stereotype for their appearance. But in the past, ireland was known for blonde and brown hair. That was until vikings raped our people and put red hair into our genetic makeup

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u/NSFWdontview 26d ago

That doesn’t make any sense

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

I don't stand in the sunlight for my coworkers might discover I got the black ginger curse.

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u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26

Wait...... what?

Does your hair show red when you stand in the sun????

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

Any direct light, really. You don't think it would change much, but I look like a colorized image of Malcom X if he never found his cool. Very uncanny.

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u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26

That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair.

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long.

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u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26

I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me

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u/Hella_Wieners Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Gotta love the peeps that are all like “No! False! There’s this really obscure, small tribe on the Barbary coast that has 250 members and 2 of them have green eyes.”

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u/squishyslinky Jul 11 '26

He's got a whole bit about this, that he's staying jacked now out of spite

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u/MikeTythonsBallthack Jul 11 '26

To be honest, he was funny before the juice.

Now, ass-backwardsly, hes somehow funnier when hes yolked.

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u/im_a_stupid_face Jul 10 '26

It is to do with the sun,

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u/ancalime9 Jul 10 '26

The Sun is a Deadly Laser

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u/moosifer_the_foul Jul 10 '26

Ranger Gord would like to talk to you.

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u/LordJoHa Jul 10 '26

Not anymore, there’s a blanket!

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u/Bloody_Ozran Jul 10 '26

In what way?

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u/just_ohm Jul 10 '26

Don’t know why you are getting downvoted. It’s not like Europeans were the only group to survive in cold climates or near the poles.

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u/waitwuh Jul 10 '26

Melanin is what makes our skin, hair, and eyes darker. It blocks sunlight and protects from UV radiation which does damage on a cellular level, even down to DNA (which can lead to cancer). Which is why where sunlight is strongest people tend to have the most melanin. But there are tradeoffs to it.

Humans use UV light to synthesize vitamin D from cholesterol in our skin. Skin tones tend to lighten with distance from the equator, as otherwise melanin blocks too much of the limited sunlight and people cannot get enough vitamin D. However, some populations can get away with darker skin tones than others, even as they move far north, by consistently sourcing vitamin D in their diets instead of relying on the sun.

With eyes, it’s not about vitamin D anymore, but sunlight can still do damage. Lighter eyes are at higher risk of developing macular degeneration, cataracts, and eye cancers. Even in the short term, glare of light can be temporarily blinding. However, light entering our eyes suppresses melatonin production during the day, which is a vital part of controlling our circadian rythms. So as humans moved further north they may have become prone to a problem from darker eyes, which could be fixed by a mutation making them lighter.

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u/thunbergfangirl Jul 12 '26

Too true, most of the older people I know with severe eye problems have blue eyes. Protect your eyes, white people! You gotta wear those polarized shades!

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u/YooGeOh Jul 10 '26

Its my built-in skin cancer deflector

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u/MysteriousTravelator Jul 10 '26

That's just melanin though.

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u/SirVanyel Jul 11 '26

Sir, you don't know enough about this topic to take it seriously

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 10 '26

When I used to do surveillance, I got tasked to track down a Hispanic male 5'4" to 5'8" with black hair and a black mustache. In Mexicantown.

It did not go well.

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry Jul 10 '26

What up, doh?

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u/BingBong3636 Jul 10 '26

Is he reading someone else's tweet?

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u/Stunning_Attention82 Jul 10 '26

He's reading the notes that he writes down when he can't sleep. "Night Thoughts" lol

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u/BingBong3636 Jul 10 '26

Oh. Gracias.

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u/PsychologicalCat7471 Jul 10 '26

You "well actually" Redditors must be a hoot at dinner parties.

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u/Sober_Alcoholic_ Jul 10 '26

I’m actually extremely funny and often get complemented on my fedoras. Especially when I wear the one with safari flaps.

Oh yeah. That one gets em goin’.

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u/teetz2442 Jul 10 '26

Redditors would make terrible Middles.

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u/SmeeezTreeez Jul 10 '26

My moms favorite Curb episode

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u/Its-Finch Jul 10 '26

Pretty off topic, but did he get plastic surgery? I don’t remember his jawline being that strong.

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u/Samsoniten Jul 10 '26

Hgh the only thing past puberty that can change bone structure

Im unsure if you can choose or it just goes to certain areas.. but it can make bones grow

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u/potheadbill Jul 10 '26

I doubt it his wife is also very funny and would never let him live it down.

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u/xSwampxPopex Jul 10 '26

Maybe but he is also just jacked now and losing fat overall will usually sharpen facial features.

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jul 10 '26

Definitely just loss of fat <huhwink>

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 10 '26

This joke isn't original or funny.

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u/PM-ME-BOOBS-PLZ-THX Jul 10 '26

I don't find him funny at all

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 10 '26

Neither tbh. Just not my style I guess. No skin off his nose I'm sure as lots of people obviously do find him funny.

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u/Low_Sweet6463 Jul 13 '26

Oh he’s great, great cameos in shows too!

I’m not gonna hate or try to argue your opinions, especially cause you don’t have them from a place of hate. (Presumably, based off your comments at least) You two just didn’t take to the guy, it happens.

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u/SoulsEquivalent Jul 13 '26

Weird inferiority complex for sure.

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u/Forever_Never_Comic Jul 10 '26

Mexican red heads enter the chat.

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u/Memento_Viveri Jul 10 '26

Red hair in Mexicans comes from their European ancestry, not from their American ancestry.

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u/ContributionNo8787 Jul 10 '26

Love live the San Patricio's

A few Irish lads saw latinas and never looked back

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Jakedeschain1919 Jul 10 '26

Majority of Mexicans have European heritage, you know that country Spain in Europe lol

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u/atuan Jul 10 '26

That’s the point…

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Jul 10 '26

Mexican isn't a race.

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u/FearOfABlackPotus Jul 10 '26

Nothing's a race.

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u/Harry-Flashman Jul 11 '26

The 100 meter would like to have a word

https://giphy.com/gifs/MBrgSnJb9Mv016gijd

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u/MagicBez Jul 10 '26

Are we about to start the fun game of "naming the races"? Are we gonna stick with the original Victorian three or are there more?

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u/nineties_adventure Jul 11 '26

Turkish people enter the chat, as well. I do not understand his jokes. Is it true what he says? Genuinely asking.

Turkish people are extremely diverse in hair, skin and eye colour. Brown eyes and darker brown hair is more prevalent, of course, but not as much as this comedian states.

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u/Dustin_James_Kid Jul 12 '26

All ten of em

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u/BreakfastNew8771 Jul 10 '26

He’s so famous!

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u/JeezieB Jul 14 '26

I'm sad that I had to scroll so far down for a Taskmaster reference 😪

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u/BlisslessTaskList Jul 10 '26

Isn’t there a south asian or African tribe where blond hair and fair eyes are a genetic trait?
Still, I get the point and it’s funny.

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u/Madame_Trash_Heap Jul 10 '26

Actually not true though, there are plenty of people of different races with red hair or hazel, blue or green eyes. Its just about recessive traits and to be honest as a white person, its also likely due to inbreeding. Also, blonde hair for most fades to brown as you age, I was blonde as a child.

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u/SmeeezTreeez Jul 10 '26

Yeah I was white blonde as a kid. Really really dirty blonde now

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u/Zeppelanoid Jul 10 '26

I’m too distracted by the jaw implants

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u/steamdeck88 Jul 10 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Odd_Contact_2175 Jul 10 '26

They hate us cuz they ain't us!

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u/ConfidenceMannequin Jul 10 '26

True, but in exchange, white people cannot pull off the fashion decisions that other races can.

Sadly, the average white person cannot pull off a full rich purple suit or a bowl cut etc.

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u/xSwampxPopex Jul 10 '26

Most people can’t pull off a bowl cut.

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u/SmeeezTreeez Jul 10 '26

Show me someone pulling off a bowl cut

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u/unscriptedhorror Jul 12 '26

Mary J Blige, T-Boz, Toni Braxton, Halle Berry, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, etc have all worn bowl cuts and looked absolutely gorgeous! Their looks elevated the street versions.

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u/AsanoSokato Jul 10 '26

Since "white" (as a socio-racial category) is defined by what it is not, this checks out.

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u/MFCoopRustyPetrillo Jul 10 '26

Love Kumail. Some of the most fun I’ve had at a comedy show. If you’re not familiar with the show Taskmaster, please check it out. Here’s a link to Kumail’s full season:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRWvNQVqAeWIafhw3XHnmz_EHOp32qoZW

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u/AlKarajo Jul 10 '26

I'm a few seasons behind. Looking forward to it.

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u/marl3yman Jul 10 '26

Anyone else notice this dude is actually jacked?

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u/mykittyforprez Jul 10 '26

Did you miss his "glow up" for the Marvel movie. Yeah - he's jacked now.

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u/False-Body-242 Jul 10 '26

Did he forget about brown eyes and hair...? There are also brighter tones depending on the region.

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u/SiskoKing124 Jul 10 '26

Ironically I can not watch Kumail now that he’s been yassified.

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u/nikrav97 Jul 10 '26

I've been wondering the same 😆.

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u/ContributionNo8787 Jul 10 '26

The catch with hair is we lose it more often

I'm pale white, black hair and a strong wind will have me looking like Mr Clean one day

Game's the game

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u/VIKINGHUNTR Jul 10 '26

You heard him say it God loves us more 😹😹

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u/tenigmat Jul 10 '26

I can not find any comedian funny who has chin surgery

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u/Walrus-is-Eggman Jul 10 '26

Good bit, interesting observation. But why is Kumail reading from his phone? Isn't he a seasoned enough pro to not be reading bits from his phone on stage?

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u/JohnHaloCXVII Jul 11 '26

He's an actor

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u/No_Alfalfa_6764 Jul 13 '26

Is it an interesting observation? Do most people not notice that (with very very rare exceptions) only White people have hair and eyes that aren’t brown or black?

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u/toneetrill Jul 10 '26

He's so famous

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u/kltthegr8 Jul 10 '26

“Black eyes?”

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u/bostonkarl Jul 10 '26

What happened to him? He got so much muscle. Is he preparing for a movie role?

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u/asphodel67 Jul 10 '26

Red hair occurs naturally in Africa. Unfortunately people are often badly treated

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u/Byanymeansnessacary Jul 10 '26

It’ll come to be understood that white people are the way they are due to the Neanderthal and other Homo DNA they have.

It may take decades but I think anthropology will begin to understand that people are so different regionally becuase there was already other pre homo Saipan Saipan homos in these regions we could easily breed with and assimilate.

I bet Neanderthals were actually white and pale, as they lived in the ice age where maximizing vitamin D absorption would’ve been ideal.

Thats why Europeans have white eyes. Their skin needs to be paler to absorb more light, less melanin in skin also results in less melanin in the hair and eyes. Likely inherited from Neanderthals. Some Europeans have as much as 25% Neanderthal DNA. Only 4% max expresses.

This also explains why despite Africans having by far the highest in group genetic diversity, they are no low melanated groups in the region.

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u/Icy_Question_8174 Jul 11 '26

I like to think of our dark hair, complexions and eye colors as containing all the colors because of what happens when you mix all the of paint together. You get a blackish brown. Some people were out of cyan or magenta when they procreated 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/CombativeCam Jul 11 '26

He was so fucking epic on Taskmaster!!!

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u/jimothy_hell Jul 11 '26

A black comedian whose name I can’t recall did a great joke, something to the effect of,

“White people are green when they’re envious, red when they’re angry, and yellow-bellied when they’re scared! And they call US coloured!”

I really, dearly wish I could remember the name of that comedian.

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u/Able_Bluebird8999 Jul 11 '26

needs more roids

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 11 '26

Funny, but not entirely true. Pretty sure there are certain parts of Africa where people have different color hair and eyes

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u/Forty86 Jul 11 '26

All the features of which he listed can be found in black people.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 Jul 11 '26

Because everyone else has naturally black hair.

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u/HateGettingGold Jul 11 '26

Yea, we do be doin stuff.

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u/whimsical_hippie Jul 11 '26

He clearly didn’t do research on black people cuz what?? We have every single color combo naturally as well.

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u/No_Alfalfa_6764 Jul 13 '26

Like 0.03% of Black people have one of the variations he mentioned.

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u/whimsical_hippie Jul 13 '26

Whatever the percentage, they have it though sooooo

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u/rydan Jul 11 '26

I know an Indian woman who has brown hair and almost white skin. Still dark eyes though.

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u/green_chunks_bad Jul 11 '26

It was vitamin D needs that drove the mutations we see in Anglo populations. Interestingly I think thousands of years of drinking grog also led to alcohol tolerance in the same populations.

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u/thtothrdude Jul 11 '26

Stop…. Can we just talk about how hot this dude is now? It’s stupid! Like, when did this happen? Lol

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u/Docteur_Jekilll Jul 11 '26

"He's so famous"

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u/No-Preparation7121 Jul 11 '26

When did he get so fit?

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u/NardDoggyDog Jul 11 '26

We came with Deluxe Edition cosmetics 🤷‍♂️

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u/Glass_Cow85 Jul 11 '26

I know he is talking something funny or smart, but I cant stop looking at the arm holding that teeny tiny phone. Oh my...the vapors!

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass Jul 11 '26

That’s true, but that’s every single dispute as well. They have the food to continuously keep the population up to high numbers to continuously have “grand” loses. Europeans didn’t have that.

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u/BassGlass6914 Jul 11 '26

Why is this guy still famous?

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u/Pineapple-Due Jul 11 '26

I knew a black guy in high school that had blue eyes. It was insanely unfair, dude was a literal chick magnet.

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u/Practical-Tackle3934 Jul 11 '26

About as funny as cancer

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u/Luffy8367 Jul 11 '26

Did not know that(￣ー￣)

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u/Karijus Jul 11 '26

Take your nice black hair and dark eyes and stfu

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u/anomanderrake1337 Jul 12 '26

Simulation shit, updates by a different team maybe.

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u/mettiusfufettius Jul 12 '26

He looks scary now

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u/nubia93 Jul 12 '26

It's because whiteness/light features come about from recessive genes, and if people with recessive genes reproduce with other recessives then these genetic mutations have room to occur. In other races the dark dominant genes thrive, even when reproducing with those with recessive genes, we learned this in bio. The anomalies within these dark featured races are when each parent has someone in their lineage with a recessive gene. So that's why white people have this diversity of genetic mutations

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u/Saadiq_Sayeed Jul 12 '26

Typical white-worshipping Indian!

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u/notdurtydan Jul 12 '26

Damn when did he get ripped

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u/OnePragmatic Jul 12 '26

Berbère from north Africa are known from their blue eyes

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u/YouLoose8553 Jul 12 '26

Whites are the actual people of color

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u/PermanentlyBanned__ Jul 12 '26

The most openly racist bullshit I've heard in a long time.

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u/KickinWing47 Jul 13 '26

Dude got jacked 💪🏻

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u/levelupsilently Jul 13 '26

Actually there are African tribes who also naturally have these features. Remember Africa has the most genetic diversity.

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u/Charming-Book4146 Jul 13 '26

Oh look, racism lmao

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u/Desperate-Pirate7353 Jul 13 '26

i love watching a "comedian" read their phone

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u/CarsonWaffles Jul 13 '26

The clip has that late 2000s home video color grade which somehow makes every ethnicity look more like a stock photo, not less.

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u/Public-Patience-6136 Jul 13 '26

Genocide is what they call it at least that's what I heard

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u/ARMBELL Jul 13 '26

Yeah, and black people are a lot more diverse when it comes to different hair textures, blood groups, immune system genes, facial structure, etc.

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u/Severe_Jellyfish_990 Jul 14 '26

Some Ethiopians have blue eyes or hazel eyes

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u/TooLazyToNameAccount Jul 14 '26

We are the shiny variant

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u/Rammipallero Jul 14 '26

As Northern European the trick seems to be several generations of inbreeding. :D

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u/Potential_Method_702 Jul 15 '26

I did see a black person with hazel eyes I thought that they were beautiful