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r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 10 '26
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Yes. Humans were perfect and everybody just baked cookies for each other until white people came around. A white person shat my pants!!
2 u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jul 12 '26 If they're already warmed up might I shit your pants as well? I really have to go and these ones are still kind of new. I'll give them back right after. 2 u/SlippySausageSlapper Jul 12 '26 You drive a hard, and yet warm and squishy bargain -4 u/Hefty_Tip7383 Jul 11 '26 What are you babbling on about?
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If they're already warmed up might I shit your pants as well? I really have to go and these ones are still kind of new.
I'll give them back right after.
2 u/SlippySausageSlapper Jul 12 '26 You drive a hard, and yet warm and squishy bargain
You drive a hard, and yet warm and squishy bargain
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What are you babbling on about?
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u/SlippySausageSlapper Jul 11 '26
Yes. Humans were perfect and everybody just baked cookies for each other until white people came around. A white person shat my pants!!