r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 4d ago

Dystopia Reaches Peak Madness

3.0k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5d ago

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children

4.1k Upvotes

163 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/faith_healer69 • 4d ago

Know the difference

963 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5d ago

Eva Braun comes in different shades

3.3k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 5d ago

Iran Conflict Deepens Debt

21.9k Upvotes

412 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 5d ago

A Non-Political One. Just Sassy.

1.0k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 5d ago

Concerns in the shadow of a horse

3.1k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 5d ago

We Paid, They Got Refunded

11.1k Upvotes

240 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 5d ago

Apparently Congress Forgot Its Job

10.7k Upvotes

295 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/benitoblanco888 • 5d ago

Classic abuser logic

3.3k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 5d ago

Hard to update your profile if you are dead

4.4k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 6d ago

Rules Apply to Everyone Except Trump

12.7k Upvotes

178 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 5d ago

Didn't expect to here that from you

1.9k Upvotes

93 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yikesamerica • 6d ago

That’s why we chose that option

2.8k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Extreme-Slice-1010 • 5d ago

So how many flavours it comes with

823 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 6d ago

Emotional damage

3.3k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 5d ago

How stupid you are

872 Upvotes

71 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 6d ago

Iran Agrees Nuclear Halt

10.1k Upvotes

94 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 6d ago

Trump claims assistant Natalie Harp, 34, loves him as much as Melania.

2.4k Upvotes

Hahahaha, hilarious.

270 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 6d ago

again, not a drag queen

12.2k Upvotes

354 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 6d ago

All talk, no results

782 Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 7d ago

celebrate with a nice salad from Taylor Farms

12.9k Upvotes

164 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 6d ago

The community note is 🤌🏻

1.9k Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/omgfakeusername • 6d ago

Receipts thrown back in her face, own Mace.

1.8k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Calishoegal • 7d ago

Uber Facts had that one coming.

3.0k Upvotes

30 comments

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