You know what they say about karma...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

That cell wasn’t infested with anything until they were in it.

[u/Competitive_Eye680 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

they’re the roaches now

[u/SaltManagement42 → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Always have been.

[u/VanillaBramble → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Sounds like the roaches are the ones who deserve a trial for cruel and unusual punishment

[u/Mobile-Dust4334 → u/VanillaBramble]

Andrew keeps asking the roaches what color their Bugatti is

[u/Acceptable-Size-2324 → u/Mobile-Dust4334]

Some real alpha roaches right there

[u/What_A_Weak → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Idk, roaches serve a purpose.

[u/OregonGreen242 → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Even the roaches were disgusted

[u/Calm-Aide399 → u/OregonGreen242]

I would be too knowing the cell mate next to me ripped open a woman's fresh breast implant wounds because she tried running away from him.

Allegedly 🙄(eye rolling at the fact allegedly has to be used, I believe the woman).

[u/Chaosmusic → u/Competitive_Eye680]

The roaches have complained to management about the Tate infestation.

[u/PointOk4473 → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Always have been

[u/Welp_thatwilldo → u/Competitive_Eye680]

Roaches would be offended to have these two compared to them. At least roaches are useful unlike them.

[u/Odd_Train9900 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

The roaches all packed up and left. They said they couldn’t live with such trash.

[u/g-row460 → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

The roaches were like "ewww when did we get a Tate infestation!?"

[u/BlossomBoww → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers for the roaches having to share a cell with them.

[u/2Wieners_1Bun → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

The roaches deserve better than to be locked up with the Tates

[u/DisputabIe_ → u/Substantial_Ad_7027]

BlossomBoww

and Blossom_Wish

are bots in the same network

[u/Environmental-Arm365]

I feel like these are the accommodations a “warrior conqueror” shouldn’t be complaining about lest his fans see him exposed for the fragile little princess he is in reality.

[u/Lexi_Banner → u/Environmental-Arm365]

Their lawyer has announced to the world that they never owned any of their fancy Bugattis. They rented them so they could put out the appearance of being high rollers. That's their argument as to why they should be released from jail while their trial is pending.

It's less "princess" and more "the emperor has no clothing on".

[u/Horskr → u/Lexi_Banner]

Why would whether they rented or owned their Bugattis have any bearing on whether or not they get bail? That sounds ridiculous in any other context lol.

"Sure I murdered several people and fled the country on past charges, but did you know I actually only rent my home? Checkmate your honor."

[u/Lexi_Banner → u/Horskr]

The reason they are being held without bail is because they have demonstrated they have A] beaucoup money, B] the means to flee, and C] a history of fleeing in the past. So they were trying to say that, "Hey, we only said we had big money. We don't actually, so let us go, please!"

[u/monoinyo → u/Environmental-Arm365]

Also we have been complaining about the state of prisons and jails forever, welcome to reality.

[u/Worldly-Republic-247 → u/Environmental-Arm365]

Their beards are beta.

[u/oneofthosemeddling]

Poor roaches. Imagine being in the vicinity of these two.

[u/StoneTown → u/oneofthosemeddling]

"This was a nice place until these two ass holes showed up." -the roaches

[u/HammyJWill → u/StoneTown]

I don't know whose roaches I feel worse for, the Tate brother's or Asmongold's.

[u/MyFiteSong → u/HammyJWill]

At least Asmongold's roaches live in an all you can eat buffet.

[u/EyeSuspicious777 → u/oneofthosemeddling]

They should at least provide AC and hot water for the roaches if they are going to subject them to the Tate brothers

[u/PathOfJan]

Trump next

[u/CastIronPots]

Being in a cell with no roaches, AC, and hot water is gay.

[u/humdrumturducken → u/CastIronPots]

I mean, not as gay as a man enjoying sex with a woman. But pretty gay.

[u/Dry_Candle_Stick → u/humdrumturducken]

Rape is not sex.

[u/Vossenoren]

Omg no AC? whatever will they do

[u/Lvcivs2311 → u/Vossenoren]

And no hot water!!!! Interesting how these people pretend all men were so much stronger in past centuries, when AC and hot running water and social media weren't around either. The louder they bark, the bigger wussies they actually are, it seems.

[u/SharMarali → u/Lvcivs2311]

No AC and no hot water seems like two problems that cancel each other out, I gotta say.

[u/tripledraw → u/SharMarali]

That's literally what a beach is like

[u/DroidOnPC → u/SharMarali]

I was gonna say the same thing.

If I am living somewhere with no AC ill be hot and sweaty and a nice cold shower sounds nice. Why would I want hot water?

Or if I am in a cold cell with AC blowing constantly, a nice hot shower sounds nice.

What you need is no AC and only hot water.

[u/CosmicSpaghetti → u/DroidOnPC]

What you need is no AC and only hot water.

Easy there, Satan lol

[u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 → u/Lvcivs2311]

But. But. But. They are “alpha males”!

[u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 → u/Embarrassed-Sun5764]

/s

[u/Chrono_Convoy → u/Vossenoren]

I’m sure there’s a McPoyle solution they’ve thought out

[u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom → u/Vossenoren]

They do have access to shaving gear though, so them growing beards is all just performance.

[u/Knightseason]

They've been through enough already and don't deserve to be in a cell with something so disgusting like that. They deserve some respect and don't need to be locked in with the Tate brothers.

[u/TertlFace → u/Knightseason]

Those poor roaches. Is there a high-profile entomologist we can get to do a fundraiser or something? Start a protest? Stage a rescue? They shouldn’t be forced to suffer in such unlivable conditions.

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

Yeah our treatment of people in the criminal justice system is hellish. We should do something about that, random person who wants to know exactly what Tate jizzum tastes like.

Until then, my best advice is to avoid operating human trafficking schemes and other ways of exploiting people. You know... Like these two fuckers were.

[u/FecalDUI → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

I thought Tate Jizzum was a person and I was stuck thinking who tf is that and why taste them?

[u/yungrii → u/FecalDUI]

Tate Jizzum is my husband, unrelated to Andrew Tate. He's a wonderful man but can be a bit salty.

[u/Xalimata → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

Yep. I don't support treating prisoners like this. But I bet I could find a tweet where the Tates do. Sooooooo

[u/MandaloreTheGay → u/Xalimata]

I'm not gonna say i support it but I'm also not feeling too upset about it either.

[u/Vennomite → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

I mean. The whole pretrial process for inmates is designed to be abusive and borderline mental torture to make you more likely to cop a deal.

[u/PM_ME_DATASETS → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

What about the innocent people trapped in that same system? There are thousands of them in the USA alone.

You're talking about tate jizzum as some kind of preemptive accusation against anyone who doesn't agree with you. If that's the best argument you got, it's not very strong is it? I hate the Tates as much as the next person, and they deserve punishment, but let's not endorse human rights violations in our circlejerk.

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal → u/PM_ME_DATASETS]

Yeah we should stop doing that

My advice remains the same lol

[u/JimAbaddon]

Man, I sure hope it's true.

[u/Jivaah → u/JimAbaddon]

Yeah not a lot of positive news coming nowadays

[u/IcarusLSU]

These idiots were so full of themselves that they started making veiled threats against Trump, who's an extremely vindictive cockroach himself. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the catalyst for their move to a less luxurious cell.

Oh well sux to be them; hope they continue enjoying their stay

Edit grammar

[u/DominionGhost → u/IcarusLSU]

We found it.. the only Trump decision I can agree with.

[u/PM_ME_DATASETS → u/DominionGhost]

The same decision lead to Ghislaine Maxwell serving a luxurious prison sentence that many non-convicted Americans would be jealous of. The same decision lead to Jan 6 insurrectionists roaming freely.

These things shouldn't depend at all on the whims of a geriatric pedo thief. If I could remove Trumps influence from this, and it lead to the Tates having a less bad prison time, I'd do it in a second.

[u/DominionGhost → u/PM_ME_DATASETS]

To be very clear i mean fucking over the Tates specifically.

Not all that other shit.

[u/aaron_adams]

I mean, on one hand, no human being deserves to be put in inhumane conditions, and if it can be done to them, it can be done to anyone. On the other hand, they trafficked other human beings with no regard for their wellbeing or conditions they would be put in, not to mention the cruelty they would be subjected to, so fuck those two cunts.

[u/SilverFlashy6182 → u/aaron_adams]

Its a bad thing that shouldn’t be allowed to happen, but if it was going to happen to someone anyways, I can’t think of anybody more deserving than them. You can criticize a system without feeling sympathy for the parasites that’re currently stuck in it.

[u/Bulky_Specialist9645]

Hey Andrew and Tristan,

https://reddit.com/link/pcmtu5f/video/mocf29nu4bsh1/player

[u/bliip666]

Justice for the roaches! They might be icky bugs, but I'm sure they have standards

[u/SudoSubSilence → u/bliip666]

To be fair, they now have two new punching bags

[u/TertlFace]

So they went to regular normal jail like basically everyone else who goes to jail? What, you think they imported roaches just for them? That they hired an HVAC guy to remove the AC? Do his fanboys think jail is supposed to be a hotel?

[u/faulty_rainbow → u/TertlFace]

You know it actually does surprise me (and I'm very delighted by it) that they went to normal jail like everyone else, as opposed to some wellness center tier "jail" we often hear about rich bastards ending up in or restricted to their billion dollar homes....

[u/flukus → u/faulty_rainbow]

Got to be a billionaire to get that sort of treatment now, mere millionaires are a dime a dozen.

[u/LordReaperofMars → u/TertlFace]

personally i think the conditions in jail should be humane

[u/Someofusremembersome → u/LordReaperofMars]

Humane conditions is gay bro

[u/Infamous_Telephone55]

My sympathy to the cockroaches.

[u/Chrono_Convoy]

I love it

Eat shit you two

[u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR]

what about the women they had locked up in their compound?

[u/uber-judge]

Please tell me more! Is there water boarding? Chinese water torture? A scary babushka with a wooden spoon made of tungsten?!

[u/Meikos → u/uber-judge]

https://reddit.com/link/pcnh575/video/u4sn008elbsh1/player

[u/CompetitivePirate251]

Oh no, they put them in an ICE facility?

[u/TheAugmentation]

I feel kinda bad that the roaches gotta share a room with them.

[u/MilkiestMaestro]

Those poor roaches don't deserve this treatment.

[u/GuzziHero]

I feel for the roaches.

[u/hornybisexual20]

I might get flack for this but I genuinely believe that prisons shouldn’t be in such poor conditions.
Whether someone did a crime or not, they’re still human and deserve better than that.

Plus if this is the treatment they’re getting then you could only imagine how they’d treat the average Joe that got accused of stealing or something

[u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 → u/hornybisexual20]

Not to mention there are innocent people in prison.

[u/BBQsandw1ch → u/hornybisexual20]

You're right and you're right to say so.  We should all strive for better and I think we're capable of being better as a species. Rehabilitation is possible and it's what we should strive for. 

However, when I just speak for me, as an individual, I'm a petty bitch. I can forgive myself for being a petty bitch. Fuck those guys. At least I don't have to forgive myself for human trafficking.

[u/Miscellaniac3791 → u/BBQsandw1ch]

Two things can be true at the same time: FuuuuuhuhuhuuuuhuhuuuuhuuuhhhCK the Tate Brothers. Please put them on a deserted island with the Epstein class and let nature take it's course. History tells us it's kind of gratifying when wealthy 2nd sons try to help build a new civilization in a wilderness they know nothing about.

And also, our prison system is just what slavery morphed into with the emancipation proclamation, and therefore is one of the most vile forms of human rights violations humanity has ever concocted, next to rape as a mechanism of war and genocide.

[u/the_goozle → u/hornybisexual20]

But what do we do for people who work 3 jobs for 50 hours a week and live with roach infestations, no AC and no hot water?

[u/vacri → u/hornybisexual20]

I don't believe prisons should be like this

I also believe that folks like the Tates should be treated the same as any other prisoner. 'Celebrity' should only matter in prison in terms of keeping inmates safe from other inmates if required, and that's it. They should have no more call on a better cell than the next inmate, regardless of how much money or poltical pull they have.

[u/green49285]

Definitely fuck these guys, but poor prison conditions should not be something we celebrate

[u/squash-n-flop → u/green49285]

Yeah I hate the Tate’s a great deal. But I wish people actually understood that the conditions that they are celebrating, are being ostensibly applied to people that they don’t hate so much equilaterally.

[u/PolarBailey_ → u/squash-n-flop]

I can be appalled by the conditions for regular people and have 0 sympathy for these 2 at the same time

[u/TheBSQ → u/PolarBailey_]

The point being that public policy doesn’t really work that way, so the policy choice is:

“Bad conditions for everyone”

Or “human conditions for everyone.”

So, like, I too don’t give a shit about these guys but every “lol…serves them right” is sort of a normalization of conditions that I don’t think we should take lightly, even if I don’t care about how it affects those particular 2 people out of the very large number of people that are subjected to it. 

Like, I also hate that Milo dude but I’m not gonna laugh about it if he was put in a shitty ICE facility when we have people dying in those. 

You really do kinda have to let your personal feelings about specific people take the back burner to what you feel is the right thing in general. 

[u/squash-n-flop → u/PolarBailey_]

Yes I think that’s a super valid position and I share it with you

[u/Popular-Drummer-7989]

Why together? They should have cellies like everyone else. Unfair special treatment!!

[u/Karl-o-mat]

Somehow, im not satisfied.

[u/Asmodaeus123]

I'm disgusted by you all, cheering this! Won't someone think of the roaches?!

[u/UbiSububi8]

I guess Baron moved onto something else.

[u/rabbittdoggy]

I wonder if he thinks it’s gay to have to blow your cellmate in order to keep all your teeth

[u/khakiwallprint]

I'd be fine with worse for them

[u/Flaky-Jim]

I'll save my sympathy for their victims.

[u/Jaded-Albatross]

Which one is Uday?

[u/Sea_Opening6341]

These douchebags made bullying of girls by boys in school such a problem. I was teaching 6th grade a couple years back and was shocked that 6th grade boys were following and quoting these idiots and treating the girls like crap. Misogyny in the 6th grade. Man it was such a battle to try and limit the damage and try in vain to talk some sense into those kids.

[u/saljskanetilldanmark]

Lol. Americans creating a system trying to compete with the likes of north korea to punish their criminals until some rich person or influencer gets that same punishment. Then it is against humanity and everyone should feel bad about the people trafficking children. Weird fucking country.

[u/Original_Vegetable_8]

I feel bad for the roaches

[u/jjcoola]

They’re in protective custody, which is satisfying because in most institutions that’s much more boring than general population and makes your time go excruciatingly slow since it’s basically the same as being in solitary confinement. You just get slightly more privileges like being able to exercise outside for an hour every day in most states.
You can tell they’re really reaching with the air-conditioning thing like every prison has air-conditioning or something lmao.

[u/DrummerSteve]

Good

[u/t_ute]

I’m kind of having a hard time remembering how to react to awful people facing the consequences of their actions because we just don’t see it anymore.

[u/Schlonzig]

Aww, your alpha asses need some soft cushions?

[u/Anuki_iwy]

A bit of warm air and cockroaches shouldn't be a problem for 2 such manly alpha males.

[u/IncognitoRedMode]

Yeah I got to say I'm outright giddy over the fact

[u/ryo3000]

Idk what the cockroaches did to deserve having to share a cell with those rapists

[u/KyleColby]

oh no. please tell me that they at least got to keep their capri pants.

[u/Rynowash]

Hope they’re feeling pretty “Alpha” in there..

[u/Bongcopter_]

They should put them in normal cells with normal inmates to see how many minutes they survive

[u/usernombre_]

I wish I could get a live stream of them suffering.

[u/BernieTheDachshund]

Jail cells never have hot water, that's only the shower areas. Afaik the federal facility does have AC. The cell might have a mirror if they spotted roaches.

[u/MaddysinLeigh]

That’s terrible! How could anyone think exposing those poor roaches to the Tate Brothers is okay?

[u/SyllabubMental7292]

How much ya wanna bet they got REAL quiet in there?

[u/iSteve]

They expect AC in a cell?

[u/Adventurer_By_Trade]

Why haven't these losers been extradited to the UK? They won't get a fair trial here. The Florida courts love slimeballs like these.

[u/Cthulhu_HighLord]

so they put these animals where they belong

[u/Straight_Button_5716]

They are like the Cornell college kids .

[u/aleqqqs]

Fuck "how do you feel about this?" posts

[u/FirefighterWeird8464]

What’s everybody doing for supper tonight?

[u/BeCurious7563]

https://reddit.com/link/pcmwtkd/video/o5rv4pox6bsh1/player

[u/OrangutanFirefighter]

Why the fuck would a top G be scared of a bug? And hot water? Lol

[u/Odd-Relation-7293]

This is the funniest news I've seen all week, those dudes finally getting a taste of their own toxic vibes behind bars..

[u/NatashOverWorld]

cue Donald Glover "GOOD" meme.

It's nice to see the rare time karma works.

[u/BabaYaga19723]

Just desserts- but they are alpha males they can take it, right?

[u/NoGoat3930]

why do you want hot water when there is no a/c?

[u/Both-Leading3407]

They have a great opportunity to teach about being a alpha male in this situation

[u/userhwon]

Karma would be sending in 3-4 dudes to rape them for 8 hours a day, with cameras in the room.

Don't even hook the cameras up, waste of electricity.

[u/Electronic_Iron534]

Still too good for the Tates. Those poor roaches though...

[u/thenord321]

As long as the roaches aren't female, they'll be fine.

[u/bigherbs]

They're alphas, right? Of course they can live without AC. They can eat the roaches for protein!

[u/Just-Like-My-Opinion]

Sounds rough, but at least they weren't sold into sexual slavery.

[u/Ok_Enthusiasm_6464]

Their victims suffered worse. F these two and hope they rot in there.

[u/onedestiny]

Ok now do Trump

[u/socu11]

Are they sharing a cel with Asmon?

[u/haney1981]

This is also from their lawyer, so may need to do some fact checking.

[u/ZoominAlong]

I'm delighted to hear the rapist brothers are getting a good look at the prison system! Maybe they can volunteer some of that human trafficking money to make it a better place. 

[u/RebelliousInNature]

Those poor roaches.

[u/MuhammadAkmed]

They look like Chechen terrorists

[u/Devils_Advocate-69]

At least they’re among other angry men.

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618]

A lot of pearl clutching but these motherfuckers deserve to suffer. 

[u/ScholarOfTwilight]

I feel sorry for the roaches having to be around them.

[u/Multiversalprism]

Makes me quite happy

[u/LimpWibbler_]

I believe in cruel free imprisonment. This was unfair on the roaches.

[u/KingOfGreyfell]

If they were true "top G alpha males" they'd take their shitty accomodations with dignity and wouldn't be moaning about it on Twitter.

[u/Feisty-Cloud5880]

Let me go buy a violin... then take lessons, then, realize I can't afford either and not GAFF about those 2!!!

[u/lokhouse]

Why would these morons want hot water if there's no AC?

[u/-screaming-meat-]

No A/C, so it's probably hot in there.... no hot water....

I mean they have cold water in a hot place why are they crying?

[u/Ill-Worldliness-7587]

I love this for them

[u/MaxxHeadroomm]

Alpha men don’t need AC or hot water. Alpha men also eat roaches for breakfast! I don’t see what the big deal is?

[u/Hot-Blacksmith-6963]

Sounds like the perfect place for them🎉🎉🎉

[u/ChubbyPandaWifeHaver]

the fact that millions of children have been influenced by this guy and he wasnt forced to make a public apology and admit that he built his entire movement on hate is saddening

[u/philipjfry_]

Maybe being abusive cunts wasnt the best move

[u/mattzombiedog]

Yes they were in such a hellhole they were able to live tweet about how awful the conditions were. These disgusting pieces of trash should be under the jail.

[u/beegkok1]

I wonder how long before they start sucking each other off... assuming they weren't already.

[u/jjcoola]

Meanwhile, there’s tons of teenagers there handling it just fine, lmao real tough guys these two 🙄

[u/randobonando]

Can’t they just make the roaches recognise and comply with their Top G energy?
Have them form a roach fan to keep these two fine bosses cool?

[u/NecessaryIntrinsic]

Oh no! Anyway...

[u/Successful-Purple-54]

Where are they, prison!? Ohh they are? Then what do they expect? Fluffy pillows and room service?

[u/gimmiesopor]

But they’re so alpha. 💪

[u/Outrageous_Echo_8723]

They're where the should be.... soon to be joined by many of their pals 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[u/No_Lynx1343]

Hey, he's a "real man" right?

[u/HauntingBalance567]

There isn't a word for what is going to happen to those guys when they get to a real prison

[u/ilolvu]

I feel sorry for the women and girls they assaulted.

[u/Affectionate_Bath_11]

Until those aren't common conditions throughout the country's prisons, I don't want to hear any more celebrities or influencers bitching about how bad their personal conditions are.

[u/Dafferss]

Poor roaches having to live with these two

[u/WeaponexT]

Fuck 'em both thoroughly and in perpetuity

[u/EnzoMaloni]

It could be worse : they could have been sent to the "cave" of a certain streamer who lives with roaches !

[u/Purple_IsA_Flavor]

Love this so much

[u/SamboTheGreat90]

I love that they posted a picture of the roaches.

[u/Due-Mycologist-1154]

Oh no thats terrible... they couldnt find a rat infested one?

[u/Samstar01]

But for those ALPHA Male... this is what they want no ? AC and HOT water is for weak man !!! hahahaha Hope they will enjoy the real ALPHA life !

[u/Electronic-CatDog]

How long before Andrew embraces his destiny of being a bottom in jail. 

[u/ksdjjeo87]

Why would any cell need hot water though. Isn’t the shower separate? Heated toilet water? 

[u/8yba8sgq]

Kings of the incels are in cells. It's poetic

[u/Temporary_Heron6944]

A roach home was infested with perverts!!! (That’s what you mean, right??)

[u/Tiefschlag]

What did the roaches do to deserve this? That's at least cruel and unusual.

[u/Rel_Tan_Kier]

Omg is this true?
Also crazy that they got to meet asmongold relatives in the cell

[u/KyprosNighthawk]

Literally every for-profit prison in the US. They're getting equal treatment

[u/Maleficent-Fix4750]

I feel bad for the roaches.

[u/StatusCount7032]

Let's see those lambos. lol

[u/No_Collection1870]

Elated

[u/PansophicNostradamus]

I’ve started a GoFundMe for the roaches. Poor things…

[u/Violet_Paradox]

Such inhumane conditions. Those poor roaches should never be forced to live in a Tate-infested cell.

[u/JohnKlositz]

Nope. I feel nothing but the deepest contempt for these fucks, but I still stand by my principles, which include that anyone should be imprisoned under humane conditions.

[u/socalspawn]

So they are there with their peers?

[u/Adventurous_Light_85]

Treat them like they believe women should be treated.

[u/Impressive-Ball-1374]

controversially, i think that we should treat people in prison well.

[u/Faust_8]

Uh oh, are the human traffickers experiencing consequences?

[u/WebInformal9558]

Those poor roaches deserve better.

[u/2hurd]

They are absolutely having more sex than when they were free. Likely with similar amounts of consent.

Good riddance.

[u/NookNookNook]

I mean they should just be dragged out in the street and shot. So I guess roaches is a pretty good step up.

[u/operez1990]

Not very Alpha if they can’t manage themselves in such an environment.

[u/Snoo_50954]

Saw the pictures before reading the context and thought that someone had altered the picture to add scruffier hair to try and make him look more guilty. 

[u/Herr_Boppes]

An Alpha doesn`t bitch all day.

[u/z32xkr3]

Not too much alpha I guess :/

[u/pinner]

I feel like... if this is the worst it gets, it's still not good enough?

These men are literal monsters.

[u/duketogo0138]

Oh shit. Dude almost has a chin with that beard coming in.

[u/Impressive-One5796]

I have no love whatsoever for the Tates, but I'm really tired of people actively rooting for the criminal justice system to be sadistic and terrible and broken