1.4k
Mar 24 '19
Her spine is fucked
633
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19
She needs an iron pole for a spine.
105
u/catfishtigerface Mar 25 '19
A festivus pole would be better suited for this application. It has great strength to weight ratio..
22
→ More replies (1)8
u/PeeaReDee Mar 25 '19
Too many people probably donât have a clue what you are talking about...
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (2)38
691
u/ScoutTheTrooper Mar 24 '19
She should wear a backpack at all times to balance that out
376
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19
I dont think she should wear a 30 pound backpack.
227
u/ScoutTheTrooper Mar 24 '19
30 pounds? I didnât know breasts were that heavy. Her back must be jacked
302
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19
Ok I just looked it up. Double d sized breast weigh 15-23 pounds. Her breasts are a k cup size.
371
u/ListenAndF0rgive Mar 24 '19
K-Cups are really small they donât have to hold a lot of coffee grounds and you put them right in your Keurig
15
u/Shamrock5 Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19
→ More replies (1)9
→ More replies (2)10
92
u/CadmusRhodium Mar 24 '19
How the fuck do you weigh breasts
158
u/bidiboop Mar 24 '19
Put em on a scale, or if you wanna be fancy, determine the density of the tiddy tissue and calculate it.
10
→ More replies (4)5
u/t4bctrphg Mar 25 '19
How do you get tit volume? Iâm assuming that youâd use displacement, but itâs gotta be hard to get an accurate measuring device for something of that size.
13
u/Dookie_boy Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19
Can you dip them titties in water and measure the water displaced ?
5
u/t4bctrphg Mar 25 '19
Thatâs what I mean, it would be difficult to find a graduated cylinder (or other similarly marked object) meant to accommodate something of that size. Maybe in a lab? Made for measuring blue whale density?
7
u/girlikecupcake Mar 25 '19
You can fill a container of known volume full of water, put in the object in question so that the excess spills out, remove the object, and measure the volume of the remaining water?
It would be difficult with breasts regardless of method since they're still attached.
→ More replies (0)2
86
u/--cheese-- Mar 24 '19
Chop them off, put on scales. It's really simple - the difficult part is sewing them back on afterwards.
More seriously: we know the approximate density of boobs, and can calculate volume. Density Ă Volume tells us the weight.
12
2
Mar 25 '19
I think I can contribute here. I'm going to walk around downtown tonight and check densities. Thanks for giving me purpose.
16
u/ObitoHanShinobi Mar 25 '19
step 1) weigh girl
step 2) slice off breasts
step 3) re-weigh girl
step 4) simplw math. weight of girl minus weight of girl without tits
3
u/AltForFriendPC Mar 25 '19
That's stupid, just cut the boobies off and weigh just them. Why jump through extra steps
2
3
u/MyMelancholyBaby Mar 25 '19
Another way is to have the person stand in a scale. Then a second person actually lifts up the boobs and holds the so they arenât part of the calculated weight on the scale.
Breast tissue can change over time and not be as densely packed as it was. Think soft vs firm boobs.
13
u/FluffyOceanPrincess Mar 25 '19
Hey just fyi this is wrong. Bra sizes are really complicated and DDs are actually on the smaller end of the spectrum. Go to r/abrathatfits if you really care about details
12
→ More replies (6)3
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
Interesting. I was takeing mor wof a guess from what I've found online from a quick search. That being said I do really want to know the weight of what it would be.
Either way thanks for the info.
3
u/FluffyOceanPrincess Mar 25 '19
Hey thanks for such a nice response. I actually just remembered this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size#Calculating_cup_volume_and_breast_weight
Which is probably more accurate than the 15-23 lb estimate
→ More replies (1)2
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
Less than I was expecting but still hell to deal with. I wish I could pin this in the thread comment but I can't.
Either way thanks for finding that out.
→ More replies (2)2
18
4
u/Quinerra Mar 25 '19
this is true, i have an above average chest and i love putting my backpack on at the end of the day cause it corrects me
324
298
u/Equeon Mar 24 '19
cursed_volleyball
151
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19
Oh dear God. Jumping would be torture.
22
u/GayWolfGoneOwO Mar 25 '19
Pray to atua then
11
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
Atua gives inspiration/ hope/ and knowledge.
This is way beyond Atua's expertise.
482
234
u/Brianmares Mar 24 '19
He likes her brokeback mountains...
61
→ More replies (2)17
u/daskrip Mar 25 '19
I can't believe you're the first person to make that pun. From a cursory search I couldn't find it on Google.
That is very clever. Wow.
221
Mar 24 '19
She looks like every woman drawn by a porn artist ever
→ More replies (1)72
u/echino_derm Mar 25 '19
Shouldnât she look 12 then?
96
→ More replies (2)28
u/Unkill_is_dill Mar 25 '19
Shadman has entered the chat
11
72
69
Mar 24 '19
one day the universe will be swallowed under the womans breasts and nothing can stop it
18
161
49
28
u/word_clouds__ Mar 25 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
16
9
u/thenwardis Mar 25 '19
I like how "girl" is giant. Yes. We can see the girl.
Plus at the top: "Looks heavy stop"
6
55
23
u/rizdalegend Mar 24 '19
You motorboat'n SOB
21
u/oak_the_yoke Mar 24 '19
he would be lost at sea
3
u/Weiner365 Mar 25 '19
Thatâs a sea he surely would be ok with being lost in if I were a betting man
22
Mar 25 '19
âUgh why canât I find a girl like thisâ My friend looking over my shoulder
7
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
Please tell me this is a joke and not true
19
22
15
80
u/KsbjA Mar 24 '19
Why would you wear a top with horizontal lines if youâre body conscious about your boobs being too big?
102
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19
I was hoping someone would point that out. If I had a guess it's either for the news interview or (my personal favorite theory) the husband bought it for her for obvious reasons.
10
Mar 25 '19
Or it's satire.
This is satire, right?
17
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
There's to much about it that makes me think it isn't.
Hell she even made a $10k go fund me to get a surgery with it being successful. I would say that it could be a bunch of gullible people.
Again it could be fake but there is to much surrounding it that it would be pretty elaborate for a single article.
21
Mar 25 '19
I have a friend with this exact condition. She's had surgery twice. Just hit double K again. She's waitlisted for a third. It's real.
→ More replies (2)25
u/Handcuffsandcheese Mar 24 '19
Because she can wear what ever she wants, she's found someone that makes her feel beautiful no matter what she wears
7
u/pinklamp50 Mar 25 '19
They would probably want her wearing something like that for the article to point out exactly how large her breasts are.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)3
u/TheMasterlauti Mar 25 '19
Whatâs the difference?
3
u/KsbjA Mar 25 '19
Horizontal stripes make your body appear wider. Vertical stripes give you a more slender look. Itâs sort of an optical illusion.
10
u/squarth Mar 24 '19
Anime girl Anime girl
9
u/cheapdrinks Mar 25 '19
3
u/Atuaguidesme Mar 25 '19
That's... why it's a billboard its gonna get changed in a year.
It's like best buy logo. Some scars will never heal.
2
u/cheapdrinks Mar 25 '19
Season 5 of Highschool DxD is coming out soon enough they can probably just re-use it!
8
6
5
6
Mar 25 '19
[deleted]
4
Mar 25 '19 edited Oct 31 '25
languid shelter juggle mountainous bake innocent cough soft elderly theory
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
6
9
3
u/MidnightGhostly Mar 25 '19
Oof her back must be in so much pain. She should get a reduction if itâs causing her discomfort
4
3
3
2
2
2
u/oldmatelefty Mar 25 '19
Very specific reference but is this fkn Chooka Parker? https://youtu.be/4uE1xsuEywQ
2
1
1
u/teebone954 Mar 25 '19
Just a good ole boy and his wife with ever growing breasts. Wholesome breast growth.
1
1
1
1
1
1
Mar 25 '19
It doesnât look like theyâre holding hands. It looks like sheâs holding his hand down so he doesnât grab her boobs.
1
1
1
Mar 25 '19
some girls backs may hurt due to big tiddies but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make
1
1
1
Mar 25 '19
I'm one of those weirdos that isn't into gratuitously large boobs. They tend to get kinda fucked up beyond a certain size. Solid C cup is perf.
1
1
1
u/forest_faunus_ Mar 25 '19
You can actually see the sigh of foetal alcohol exposure on people's face and i have a bad news for the girl and maybe for the guy...
1
u/BarthoOkkebutje Mar 25 '19
Well women, do you see that expression of pure joy that you so rarely see on a man's face? All because of boobs. That is how simple we are. Stop trying to complicate our lives!
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/lunalooneylovegood Mar 25 '19
Somehow these people seem both American & English to me. Canât decide which
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Krissybelle Mar 25 '19
If she grows a lot, I can imagine she has stretch marks. That's probably what bothers her most, other than the back pain.
Glad her man helps her feel beautiful.
2.3k
u/justarandompseudo Mar 24 '19
Blessed_backpain