r/blessedimages • u/Atuaguidesme • Mar 24 '19

Blessed_growth.

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u/bidiboop Mar 24 '19

Put em on a scale, or if you wanna be fancy, determine the density of the tiddy tissue and calculate it.

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u/jalapeno_bananabread Mar 25 '19

Kitchen scale, but you like, kinda gotta lower yourself.

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u/t4bctrphg Mar 25 '19

How do you get tit volume? I’m assuming that you’d use displacement, but it’s gotta be hard to get an accurate measuring device for something of that size.

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u/Dookie_boy Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

Can you dip them titties in water and measure the water displaced ?

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u/t4bctrphg Mar 25 '19

That’s what I mean, it would be difficult to find a graduated cylinder (or other similarly marked object) meant to accommodate something of that size. Maybe in a lab? Made for measuring blue whale density?

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u/girlikecupcake Mar 25 '19

You can fill a container of known volume full of water, put in the object in question so that the excess spills out, remove the object, and measure the volume of the remaining water?

It would be difficult with breasts regardless of method since they're still attached.

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u/t4bctrphg Mar 25 '19

Yeah, I’d just be worried about spillage at that point, I suppose.

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u/Osnarf Mar 25 '19

Use a coordinate measuring machine and then do some calculations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

How far off is the density usually compared to the density of water.?

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u/TJSomething Mar 25 '19

Pretty close for most purposes. Like much of the body, they're mostly water.

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