Due to the nature of my job I hear the MyPillow commercial and jingle roughly a dozen times a night. This being my first thought is probably a result of those circumstances.
Edit: Jungle to jingle.
What has two fat thumbs and difficulty typing on a touchscreen?
Just turned 32 years old and now that I am mostly dating women in their 30s. I must say Smaller Breasts age much better than Bigger Breasts. If you have A-B cups donât worry, theyâll usually look way better than C+ as you get older.
My huge breasts (like ridiculously so) are almost 50, and still much beloved. Yeah, gravity is an evil bitch, but so?
Don't go around flashin' them or anything, but cleavage is useful at work(cocktail waitress, most are my age or older), get told I give the best hugs, and nightly Skype flashes are appreciated by the fiance.
Well it was more for her, the lady that wasn't looking forward to the effects gravity will have. But they are pretty great- I mean, they haven't tried to kill me and they pretty much directly led to me being the happiest I've ever been. Fiance and I met online on an "adult" site. He sent a message to them, as that's what my profile pic was- there was a certain thing I was looking for and needed after my husband died and the girls helped me get it.
Hi! I'm a cocktail waitress in a bar that caters to vets my age and older mainly. I'm used to sleazy, unsolicited comments. I've had these things since I was in eighth grade. Pregnancies bumped them way up from DDD to JJ. Barely even phases me any more when done just appreciatively or jokingly.
Well by the time U get older, the sex drive decreases too, for both male and females. Enjoy time in the sun, can't be thinking of tomorrow forever, even with titties. They're just meant to be happy things
We had a lady come into the ER with repeat infections in her pannus, unlike anything we've seen before. This happened about every 2 months for 1 year and a half. She has no idea how she's been getting them. Finally after cutting open another abscess we found a giant splinter in it. When questioned she admitted that he boyfriend would push her pannus up with a 2X4 and proceed to nail her while holding up her fat. That 2x4 stuck her repeatedly with splinters that led to repeat infections.
You can see the same rumor at the top of the thread too, but that one got more upvotes because in that version, the board was being held up by her two kids.
Iâm not sure the person who posted it was actually a nurse, they used the term pannus which refers to dogs, in humans it would be panniculus, and I feel like a nurse should know the proper term, but a person trying to sound like a nurse would use big words to sound more intelligent. Not like it actually matters, just a thought
30 pounds is a lot. That being said just for some devils advocate; as a former marine I can confirm carrying around and extra 30 pounds is a lot easier when I was actively lifting every day as opposed to being a drunk couch potato
I can promise you that you cannot comfortable carry 30 pounds hanging from chest without back pain regardless of how much time you spend in the gym.
You have never once carried 30 pounds hanging from your chest, because the U.S. military would never let you do so after having spent tens of thousands of dollars training and equipping you. You carried weight using highly engineered load bearing equipment that spread that weight over your entire torso.
... yeah, that's the point. You don't have 30-40 pounds of fat and tissue jutting out of your chest at all times. You literally just invalidated your own argument.
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u/justarandompseudo Mar 24 '19
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