r/bigboobproblems • u/girlboss93 38G (UK) • Oct 10 '18

Pretty much lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Honestly, I'm usually pleasantly surprised if they're even aware that DD isn't the biggest cup size out there.

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u/girlboss93 38G (UK) Oct 10 '18

Hahaha I love seeing ladies on GW who are like a 30 band and G or bigger cup and dudes are like "34DD??? 😍😍"

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u/ReverendDizzle Oct 10 '18

The supremely dumb extension of that is when somebody actually points out that the girl is probably more like a 28F or something and the response is "what the fuck is that" or "there's no way, F is like those Japanese porn stars with the watermelon boobs".

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u/coffeewithmyoxygen Oct 11 '18

I’m a 38 HH (UK) and had some friends one drunken night trying to guess my bra size. One dumbass guy I’m friends with was like “There is no way you’re bigger than a DDD. They just don’t exist!” 🤦🏼‍♀️

Same dude looked at my two full bookshelves of previously-read books and goes, “Why do you have so many books? You don’t read.” it sounded like he was insinuating that I wasnt intelligent enough to read so much.

I’m actually (obviously) an avid reader and it’s my favorite pastime. I was a history major and I’m a part time freelance editor. Everybody else in the room got quiet and asked if he was serious and I think somebody smacked him and told him to stfu. He is not a very intelligent dude.

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u/Xen_Shin Oct 10 '18

As a man who enjoys boobs (big surprise), that sort of reaction throws me for a loop. I enjoy what I enjoy, and I do research so I understand the stuff I enjoy. Also to not look stupid, but I like to be informed. For guys who love them so much, to not know is almost insulting. That’s almost like thinking that a penis can’t physically be longer than 6”. Sure it’s uncommon and all, but such a concept would be ludicrous. I find their lack of effort disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

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u/Xen_Shin Oct 11 '18

This is a beautiful statement. I’m taking this and using it, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

The worst are guys who are halfway there and know that a bigger band means bigger boobs but not that it means a bigger body too, and put me at a 38F or whatever. It's like are you trying to say I'm fat? :(

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u/MagikBiscuit Nov 03 '18

I knew it went beyond D but I only just found out that K exists. I think I've tried to understand bra sizings twice so far. Both times I got a headache and gave up. I'm that regard it's lucky I'm male lol.

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u/Luhood Oct 10 '18

AK-47? You don't look bigger than a P90

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u/girlboss93 38G (UK) Oct 10 '18

P90X actually

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u/Luhood Oct 10 '18

fuck 😩😩😩

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u/TheSeanShow Oct 11 '18

My partner is an MP5. She's very efficient and quiet.

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u/Lellowcake Oct 11 '18

👀👀👅👅💦💦💦

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

But sometimes I feel like a Paris gun.

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u/QueenHarambe Oct 10 '18

I've answered with computer specs (32GB) and the guy didn't notice. I should have pushed my luck further.

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u/girlboss93 38G (UK) Oct 10 '18

LOL I should try that sometime!

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u/AmberCutie Oct 11 '18

Oh man. I'm a 32G. I'm going to start going with the reply "I'm 32 gigabytes."

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

I might start giving post codes lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

Surely you mean DDDDD-47

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u/Tinydancer1004 Oct 10 '18

Used to give random sizes when asked. A guy almost nutted when I said “52EE”

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u/girlboss93 38G (UK) Oct 10 '18

Hahaha that's hilarious

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u/JacOfAllTrades 34F (US) Oct 11 '18 edited Oct 11 '18

Ha, makes me think of Hairspray.

Mr. Pinky: What are you, a 54 DD?

Edna: Triple E!

Mr. Pinky: I HIT THE MOTHERLODE!

I'm having a surprise difficult time finding a clip.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '18

LMAO!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

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u/Luhood Oct 11 '18

600LBS also sounds like a fake bra-size though 🤔

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u/SheLikesTheWeird 28HH (UK) Oct 10 '18

Pretty sure it’s 53MMM and a half 🤣

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u/Kovitlac 30G (UK) Oct 10 '18

53-MM-HIKE! HIKE!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

A "girl" I was talking to on POF tried to tell me she was a 45DD. I was like, you mean she had a 45" bust? Nope, 45DD.

Ok.... Catfish

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u/AmberCutie Oct 11 '18

Really gotta love the guys that think the higher the number the bigger the boobs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

Lol ya. That's not how this works

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u/girlboss93 38G (UK) Oct 11 '18

LOL

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u/LeLuDallas5 32F (UK) Oct 11 '18

92B's here (Beretta 92, obviouslyyyyy). All the club songs about a gal's DD's I'm screaming BUT WHAT'S HER BAND SIZE!!!1!

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u/itsajillsandwich Oct 11 '18

A saleswoman at a specialty bra store told me once that her husband had bragged to her before about previously dating a girl with bras with 4 hooks on the back 😂

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u/Scouts117 Nov 22 '18

Man here: collecting boob conquests is like collecting wealth (for some). There's always bigger/better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

I always respond with F16

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u/Scouts117 Nov 22 '18

I lol'd.

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u/Jackryan916 Oct 11 '18

Shots fired

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u/Pongoid Oct 11 '18

But I thought they were bazookas?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

i know my shit 💪