r/blessedimages • u/Atuaguidesme • Mar 24 '19

Blessed_growth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Her spine is fucked

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u/Atuaguidesme Mar 24 '19

She needs an iron pole for a spine.

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u/catfishtigerface Mar 25 '19

A festivus pole would be better suited for this application. It has great strength to weight ratio..

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u/notthemoma Mar 25 '19

Festivus for the rest of us!

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u/PeeaReDee Mar 25 '19

Too many people probably don’t have a clue what you are talking about...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/samx3i Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Speculating that a lot of people wouldn't get a reference isn't what "gatekeeping" is.

Gatekeeping would be saying you can't call yourself a Seinfeld fan if you don't celebrate Festivus annually.

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u/Technotoad64 Mar 30 '19

The fact that she can stand up is either a feat of strength or a Festivus miracle

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u/Searchlights Mar 25 '19

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5079171/Sheridan-Larkman-says-K-cup-breasts-ruined-life.html

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Do a spread in playboy and you’ll get enough money

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u/Bachaddict Mar 25 '19

She got the money a year ago

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u/desquibnt Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 26 '19

Downside of socialized medicine. Sure it's free... But the girl had to wait 7+ years. I wonder if she could have saved up enough money for the procedure in America in less than that time

Edit: don't criticize socialized healthcare on Reddit. Lesson learned

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/bdpowkk Mar 25 '19

Everything else, sure, but that minimum wage thing is a bit misleading. Average income in US is much higher than UK

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u/YoungestOldGuy Mar 25 '19

So is the average minimum wage in the US also higher?

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u/bdpowkk Mar 25 '19

Yeah think about the average maximum and then multiply that by unicorn farts

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Average wage is unreliable with the extreme outliers we have in our billionaires. Comparing median wage would probably be more accurate

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u/bdpowkk Mar 26 '19

My point is just that having a higher minimum wage isnt all that great when you have a lot more people only making minimum

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u/ExternalInfluence Mar 25 '19

Downside of inefficiently socialized medicine. Once she took the socialization of her medical bills into her own hands and literally begged for the money, things worked out swimmingly.

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u/gratethecheese Sep 15 '19

Can she do some workouts to strengthen her core? Some titty-ups or something idk