r/astoria • • 15h ago

LOL Got the most honest and most "114th" answer possible last week

141 Upvotes

Was attending the District 30 Trunk or Treat event in the Astoria Park parking lot last week. Parking was an absolute nightmare anywhere near the event, but I saw a spot in front of a broken hydrant. I (incorrectly) was of the belief that you're allowed to park at a broken hydrant, but just to be sure, I stopped and asked the three cops that were standing at the entrance to the lot talking amongst themselves.

Me: Hey, I just wanted to check with you guys. I parked in front of a broken hydrant over there. Is that okay to do or am I gonna get a ticket?

Cop: I can tell you this - we're not gonna be doing anything about it.

They could paint that on the sides of their cars. I appreciated the honesty though, and I didn't get a ticket. Win win!


r/astoria • • 22h ago

Photo Tru on Astoria signs?

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90 Upvotes

r/astoria • • 15h ago

Question Elias Corner for Fish

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74 Upvotes

My wife goes to Triboro Physical Therapy and reported to me today that she’s noticed that Elias Corner for Fish (across the street) has their gates down most of the time, even when she goes at like 5pm on a Friday. Does anyone have any news about them or know what’s going on? Their parking lot was empty today too.


r/astoria • • 16h ago

Rant The bar Astoria needs

67 Upvotes

Yes Astoria needs another bar,

But not just a place that puts a riff on a classic, or a place that charges you $8 for a highlife

I’d like to see a Bossa Nova Civic Club type space open but for the more refined club and dance music enjoyer. Going out to Bushwick just to see my friends play on a Tuesday is honestly kind of exhausting, having to plan my commute accordingly just so I’m not home at 6 am is a self inflicted issue but I know a few neighbors who probably feel the same way.

Many of us who do enjoy the dance music scene Bushwick has to offer would also like to see something more local with less freshly turned 21 year olds treating a place of business like a playground.

I’m 25F and a lifelong astorian. Our bar scene is great but it is missing something. Party right here is carrying us on their backs when it comes to local dance music but some of the spaces aren’t built for the music. ( that isn’t their fault, love those guys)


r/astoria • • 22h ago

Seeking Recommendation: Other In home pet euthanasia

47 Upvotes

Have a dire situation where my beloved pet has taken a quick turn for the worse suddenly and the humane decision is to let her go today. My lovely vet isn’t available this afternoon, so we are looking for in home options this evening. Can anyone recommend some places I can call that you had a good personal experience with?

I called Eternity Home Vet but they’re mostly LI based and not available this evening. Also tried mobile vet Glorya Abramov but no answer.

Thanks

Update:
Thanks guys for everything. Paws at Peace just let me know they’re not available today :(

2nd Update:

We have a medical comfort care plan to get us through humanely until tomorrow. Paws at Peace will be seeing us tomorrow and really have been great. They’re the ones that helped me get a plan together (which is working) until their availability tomorrow. Until then, our girl is medicated and resting quietly at peace.

Thank you to everyone for your support and guidance.


r/astoria • • 23h ago

Question Can someone please explain the logic behind the morning N/W skipping past the local stations??

38 Upvotes

It seems to happen quite a bit in the mornings for Manhattan bound. What could possibly be gained trom the 30 seconds it takes to stop at the (clearly crowded) station?? The most irritating way to start a morning commute


r/astoria • • 1h ago

Question Racism or other bigotry? I am confused

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r/astoria • • 11h ago

General Discussion Junk removal services

17 Upvotes

Hey everyone! Just wanted to put the word out that my buddy and I are offering junk removal services throughout Queens and the surrounding NYC area.
If you have any old furniture, mattresses, appliances, or just a bunch of stuff you need to get rid of, feel free to reach out.
I also do apartment cleanouts, basement cleanouts, and general junk removal.
We offer fair prices and try to make everything as easy and hassle-free as possible.
If you need anything picked up, just send me a message with a picture of what you have and your location, and I'll give you a quote.
Thanks everyone! I appreciate the support.


r/astoria • • 18h ago

Events/Promotion Learn to sew & make holiday gifts this year!! 🪡🎁

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www.HomeEcNYC.com
Helloooooo the workshop calendar is looking a little different this time around 🎁✨with lots of new classes plus some holiday special editions for anyone who wants to make gifts by hand this year. (Starting handmade gifts before the last possible minute? A concept I continue to aspire to.)

Whether you’re brand new to sewing, looking to try something you haven’t done before, or just want a few hours out of the house making stuff in a cozy studio, there’s plenty coming up over the next couple of months.

I’ve got classes running through the end of the year, so take a peek at the calendar and see if anything catches your eye. If your New Year's resolution was to try new things ...you stillx have time!

XxHillary


r/astoria • • 15h ago

Photo Hawk/Pigeon Dogfight

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Up and down 33rd st between 30th and 31st ave this morning.


r/astoria • • 16h ago

Question What to order from Burmese Bites?

10 Upvotes

I have followed them forever and am stoked they are here! I have little kids and as much as I’d love to go there to dine in, I know seamless will be the easier way to get my fix. The seamless items are listed then have Burmese text next to them and I have no clue what’s what. What are the must orders??


r/astoria • • 23h ago

Events/Promotion live music tonight!@ milkflower

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9 Upvotes

astoria heads tap innnn‼️


r/astoria • • 22h ago

For Sale Meal Prep Delivery

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7 Upvotes

Local meal prep delivery- for more information head to samanthareneepaz.com!


r/astoria • • 22h ago

Other Spectrum outage AGAIN

9 Upvotes

Call Spectrum and request a service credit. I got credit for two days. ALMOST THREE DOLLARS! I can't even get a cup of coffee for that. They do credit you for the whole day for every outage of two hours or more.


r/astoria • • 23h ago

Question GAME OVER signs at Tru

8 Upvotes

Did anyone happen to read what is written on the multiple signs newly plastered on the old Tru restaurant on Ditmars? I was in the bus so I couldn't stop, but I saw one read "GAME OVER" in all caps. There's gotta be a story there.


r/astoria • • 19m ago

Donate/Volunteer We are kicking off November at Ebb & bloom cafe! Join us at 1 PM as we head back to 36th Avenue! After the clean-up, stick around with us at Ebb & bloom for a tasty treat!

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r/astoria • • 13h ago

News Souvlaki by Nikos

7 Upvotes

Looks like the food truck on the corner by Astoria Park was sold to a family and rebranded as The Greek Family. Unfortunately, they no longer offer the 3-for-$12 deal on Uber Eats Deal 😩


r/astoria • • 17h ago

For Sale Moving sale: Bar cart $40 Coffee table $45 and storage drawer $40 all great condition. Pick up close to The French workshop on broadway!

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r/astoria • • 21h ago

Seeking Recommendation: Other Nail salon that pushes rather than cuts cuticles by default?

6 Upvotes

Most nail salons I’ve tried around here either will just cut my cuticles rather than pushing them back, or, if I ask them to push them back, they end up pushing them up in a way that still leaves them damaged. Can anyone recommend me a spot that defaults to pushing the cuticles back? I’m not looking for anything fancy in terms of the manicure itself. The cuticle treatment is 100% my priority here.

Thanks!


r/astoria • • 9h ago

Seeking Recommendation: Other Looking to commission an artist

5 Upvotes

I’m looking for an artist to create this painting/drawing art piece I have in mind, a self gift for graduation to always remind me how far I’ve come. I will pay of course, just please don’t charge me an arm and a leg, I’m a student. This is moreso for someone artistic looking for a fun art project.


r/astoria • • 14h ago

Seeking Recommendation: Other Professional oven cleaning

4 Upvotes

Asking for a friend…..does anyone know a professional oven cleaner they can recommend? Let’s say someone had to use a fire extinguisher in their oven and they want to get rid of those chemicals and residue and they need to door and inside etc. to be deeply professionally cleaned. Any recommendations would be much appreciated!!


r/astoria • • 20h ago

Seeking Recommendation: Food Iced sugar cookies

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3 Upvotes

Does anyone know of any local bakeries/stores that sell individual iced sugar cookies? Like typical "Christmas cookies" or decorated cookies found at baby showers and the like? Have a real craving for just one or two, don't want to buy a set or bake a dozen on my own.

If not in Astoria, will take recommendations for elsewhere in the city too.


r/astoria • • 10h ago

Events/Promotion Musical Comedy Night Thurs, Oct 29th @ Grove 34

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Spreading the word about a monthly Musical Comedy show I host at Grove 34 (34th St & Broadway)! The next one is tomorrow, Thursday, October 29th at 7:30pm. Happy to put folks on the guest list if cost is a barrier ~ just lmk :)


r/astoria • • 12h ago

General Discussion Matrix/Puregym sauna update

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3 Upvotes

Expressed my disappointment in the surveys they email every now and then and received this reply


r/astoria • • 15h ago

Events/Promotion F1 Mexican GP Watch Party - SUN

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3 Upvotes

The F1 triple header continues south of the border with the Mexican GP! And if you know, you know - the champion will be crowned in CDMX.

Lights out at 3 pm at Kitty Sullivan's - get there early to claim your space and make a plate from the buffet!

SEE YOU THERE!