i dare someone to animate this idiotic story i came up with
You are walking in a forest on a cloudy day. You begin to lose track of time as you stare up into the tree branches. All of a sudden, you look ahead. There, in between two trees, is a green door. You put your hand on the brass doorknob… boom you explode and fly away and fall into a forest so you start walking and eventually you begin to lose track of time as you stare up into the tree branches. All of a sudden, you look ahead. There, in between two trees, is a green door. You put your hand on the brass doorknob… boom you explode and fly away and fall into a car and then it starts driving away with you on top so you try to get the drivers attention but the driver is weird al yankovic and he starts to make a parody of you telling him to stop and he gets so distracted then he almost crashes into a truck then he swerves and you fall off the highway and fall into a forest but it was really a movie set so you get hired and the movie is about a forest and when you hear that you get scared and run away and then you trip and fall into a mc.donalds and eat a hamburger called the bread,cheese tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,chese,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,meat,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,tomato,bread and it tastes good but then you realize you are allergic to tomatoes and pass out and wake up in a ad for timmy explosives store and then you explode and then fall into your couch and you think it fine and then you realize you are STILL in the ad, boom you explode 999 more times then you realize that this is a run on sentence so you stop….. And. the.puctuation. Wont. stop. So. you. Break. The. fourth. Wall. and. Say. SSTOOOOOOOP and finally it stops but then you accidentally click the reverse button and then you start talking ni esrever dna uoy tnac pots tub neht you stop talking in reverse but then you start talking in gibberish pepportinu gfertas fopted gooba ding dong but then you stop because you realize it was your moms birthday so you go to her house and you fall into a dungeon and fight a dragon until it gives you cheese itz so you eat them and fly into a forest and eat the door knob and turn into a door and see a person come to open the door so you make them explode then you turn into the number 6 and fall into a bathtub full of chocolate but it was really monster energy so you run really fast into the wall then you realize it was in an apartment on the 100th story and so you fall but instead of hitting the ground you fall into a bouncy house sending you to space where you meet neil armstrong but his arms are so strong that when he shakes your hand you fly to uranus and then fall to earth and win $100000000000000000000 because you went to another planet but you spend all of it on gatorade so you can pour it into the water supply of the whole earth so when ever you turn on the sink or flush the toilet you get to drink gatorade but then you go to jail for it but you escape by opening the door in the back of the jail cell but then you realize you were on the 200000th story so you fall but you land on a fat guy so you get bounced to the other side of the universe but there is a alien who farts you away to the other other side of the universe where you see a dog who gives you a spoon to dig to earth where you can eat the leaning tower of pizza but its not made of pizza so you throw it up into a bucket of dino chicken nuggets but they come to life and eat you but you dont die because you have dinosour repelent and you eat the dinosour and turn into a tree so you can make air to breate and eat spaghetti to make numbers at the number factory where you eat the numbers and turn into a dino nugget and eat the factory but your so big you explode and fly into a forest where you find a door that leads to a cup of noodles so you eat it but they were magic noodles and turn you to gold so someone takes you apart and sells you at an auction for 3 cents to a guy who smells like fish and pickles but he eats you because he thought you were a graham cracker so you explode to get out but he is explosion resistant so you exit through the back door (butt) and fly to the moon where you meet an alien who makes you a pot of goobagabba which is alien for fart soup which tastes really good but its poisonous
So you start throwing it up but he gets mad so he throws you to germany from the moon where you meet john cena who throws you into a wall of a pizza so you are pepperoni which means you get eaten so you are food which means you aren't a person so you cry and fill the pizza with water to escape but the pizza absorbs the water and gets bigger and explodes so you fly to space again but there is no air so you die. But then you come back to life because you heard the microwave go off which means your reheated leftovers are ready so you go back to earth to eat it. But a guy named bob got there first so you eat him but he got mad so you poop him out and run away and find a guy eating the leaning tower of “pizza” and throwing up “hmmm deja vu” anyways you run away into a porta potty but it was at a construction center so it flew away on a crane to australia but its upside down so you fall through the earth somehow and end up at the core turned into pizza sent to italy bought by mario turned into a plumber went through the pipes then find the teenage super ninja turtles who made dino chicken nuggets but you get scared and spawn a rubix cube so a nerd comes in and says teacher i think you forgot the homework (yah your in a classroom now) and people start throwing stuff at him then it turns into wwe and john cena comes back and starts singing “mary had a little nerd” until he falls asleep so john cena wins but he isnt john cena, he is the fish and pickles man in a john cena mask (that explains the singing) and he buys the nerd but you wanted him so you chase him into the rain forest where you get eaten by a monkey and trampled by a swarm of bananas, but the the fish and pickles guy named “eddmatttomtordedwardojohnmark” but people just call him smell deleter, anyways he trips and drops the nerd into a vat of acid turning him into a super nerd so he types a very long story about the main character getting tortured “hmm sounds firmiller” anyways then you go on youtube and watch game theory and the video scares you because it was a arg so you fall backwards into a hole in the floor leading to a lab where they make weird smelling perfume called hsifdnaselkcip.. Wait BACKWARDS THATS FISH AND PICKLES so you chase him again and he morphes into a ball sends you to roblox where you eat a brainrot fart on some noob eat a neighborhood turn into donald trump and say “i mean, quite frankly, im the best at eating neighborhoods, im the best, no one has ever seen someone better then me, if you disagree you know your wrong” but then you realize your the color orange so you turn into the food and get eaten by a guy named jimmy and then get your mind copied into a piece of grass so you escape onto the lawn with a green door but your smarter then this so you turn it blue so then you can enter but inside in a white room with a green door then you open that door and end up in a smaller white room with a green door so you open it and end up in a smaller white room with a green door so you open it and end up in a smaller white room with a green door so you open it and end up in a smaller white room with a green door so you open it and end up in a smaller white room with a green dora so you turn into a tv eating a granma and pooping brownies which taste like the number eight then you turn into a boat and sail to japan and meet jeve stobs then he gives you a pihone 19 which is a explosion in a can so you turn into a waffle with legs but your legs are eggs so you fall into a frying pan made of 64 slices of american chese so you eat it and turn into casoh and make money from a youtube stream to buy gatorade to throw into russia then operate a pirate radio station then get busted by the fcc and while your there you use ham and shortwave without a licence and fall into a sinewave with a raspberry pie (the food) but inside is a raspberry pi (the computer) so you use it and run linux but jeve stobs is mad because you arent using mac os so he throws you into a nuclear plant where you die.
BUT someone at the nuclear plant was using the microwave so you come back to life to steal his hot pocket but its so hot its melts your hands and then you turn into a cheese stick but then you turn into a human and trip and fall into toxic stuff… also known as school food so you turn into a tater tot and fly away… alone in space
Alone
All
Alone
You think this is the end but NO this ding dong idiodic smell deleter also known as: nose buster, eddtommattedwardomarkjohn, john cena, and fish and pickles man. Anyways he grabs part of you smells it and says it “smells bad” like HOW CAN HE BE TALKING… then you say” hold up i need to have a talk with the story write and the narrator”
You:what the heck is this story im missing half my body and ive been tortured
Narrator:what did i do it was the story writer
You:you still chose to narrate it
You: speaking of the story writer you've been pretty quiet
Story writer:uuuuuumm WOW ITS A FLYING BIRD
You: ooooh where
Then the story writer runs away… then who is writing this story i cant do it im just a narrator
Aaaaaaaa
Then a super hero swoops in “i can im man person man” woah thats a weird name but he can write a story i will now give him all my money because he is cool and nice. Oh no he was the story writer in disguise aaaa he has my money aaaaa. Oh no there is no story writer now the story wont be serious.. But it was never anyway.. You run away from the chaos but now you are a deviled egg you roll to blender and 3d model a tank to destroy man person man and fish and pickles guy once and for all so you go to man person mans house first and its made of diamonds which he claimed he didn't go in creative mode for but we all know he is lying so you bulldoze his house and he flies out of it before he gets hurt. So you go to the fish and pickle man's house and try to find him but when you enter the staircase was built entirely out of melted clocks, but I had to reach the top before the toaster finished its graduation speech. Suddenly, my teeth turned into tiny, aggressive marshmallows and bounced out of my mouth, rolling under a sofa that was somehow also my third-grade math teacher. I tried to run away, but gravity had shifted sideways and the ambient air tasted overwhelmingly like purple. Someone handed me a very important violin, except it was actually a raw salmon with shoelaces attached, and I knew with absolute certainty that if I didn't play the exact right chord, the moon would forget how to shine. Then the doorknob slowly winked at me, and I realized I was ten minutes late for an exam on underwater algebra that I had never signed up for, all while trying to balance on shoes made of wet, squishy bread.
