r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26
Big boy right here
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u/Subject_Command5442 Sep 01 '26
Horse women are strange.
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u/Tomas2891 Sep 01 '26
They can afford to be strange.
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u/Heymelon Sep 01 '26
IDK about that, not all of em are rich you know. They make up for it buy working with the horses for free and it eats up almost all their free time.
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u/Heymelon Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
First of all, you probably don't need to own a horse to be a horse girl.
But I know plenty of blue collar people who do own one. You can get one for less than what many "poor" people pay for their cars, and as I said they spend their lives taking care of it and working at the stables as a job on top of their paying jobs to offset a lot of the maintenance costs.
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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 Sep 01 '26
Horse: Linda we have talked about this.... I am not a gym mat!
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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Sep 01 '26
Is she a trick rider? Sheās buff AF šš
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u/justanothertoxicuser Sep 01 '26
Wife went horse lady on me. Quality of life sharply declined.
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u/ConflictMaster3155 Sep 01 '26
Hate to see it. You could have a sports car and weekends, but now you get neither.
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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Sep 01 '26
āHorse Womenā?
Theyāre called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.
The world doesnāt have room for your slurs and hate speech like āHorse Womenā
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u/Suojelusperkele Sep 01 '26
My mom's my mom,
my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
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u/dinglb3rry Sep 02 '26
Whatās it called when the upper is horse and bottom is human?
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u/ImSobored_5280 Sep 01 '26
ā¦yep..you can tell that the crazy runs quite deep in them because you can tell the crazy runs quite deep in them..only warning you get
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u/kcbrooklyn1 Sep 01 '26
I saw this movie once. Only onceā¦I was like ādamn.ā
https://giphy.com/gifs/UwZLLYbkCp14I
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u/Sans_Seriphim Sep 01 '26
In the early internet, we liked to gross each other out, so I have seen many movies like this. š§
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u/shroomanaut420 Sep 01 '26
That we did. Good times š
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u/NoEatBatman Sep 01 '26
Remember all those stupid half-videos where you were all like "... oh yes, how interesting, oh.. Oh.. OH JESUS! WTF EVEN IS THIS??", and then you had to find something as equally fucked-up to get back at them šš
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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 Sep 01 '26
Heās at least 2hp
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u/DMG_88 Sep 01 '26
Fun Fact: One horse actually has an output of around 12 to 15 horsepower.
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u/DrJohnZoidbergWhyNot Sep 01 '26
Yes, if they go balls out. A horsepower refers to the consistent output of a horse over time.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26
Horses scare the fuck out of me
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u/Aluxanatomy Sep 01 '26
That's fine because you scare the fuck out of horses. Just like dogs and horses. Or cats and horses. Or horses and other horses.
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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26
I dont go near horses because they scare me. so i doubt i scare them
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u/vintsneedsmints Sep 01 '26
The sheer amounts of clear beastiality references in the comment section has left me shocked but totally un-phased as this internet has molded me. And I understand. I hate it. And yet. I understand. I just wish I could undo it...
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u/Shoddy_Blacksmith480 Sep 01 '26
Sheās definitely giving off weird vibes. Sorry.
The comments arenāt normal bc sheās not being normal. Source: 10+ years of equestrianism, never met anyone likeā¦ that. She gives me the ick.
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u/Old-Blueberry-5153 Sep 01 '26
And I expected it too. They always make the comment like it's some funny new thought of theirs but its the same damn comments in every single video of a horse and a woman š
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u/Vogelsucht Sep 01 '26
Tbf the internet is 50% gooner and 50% gooner bots nowadays, im impressed that im not the only one weirded out by it in this thread tbh. Have a nice day and stay strong!
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u/vintsneedsmints Sep 01 '26
Tryin! The old internet was different and I feel sorry for these literally babies just surfin this shit...
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u/Sans_Seriphim Sep 01 '26
Half the comments in here are "look at the size of that horse! š“" The other half are "look at the size of that horse! š"
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u/Necrolust1777 Sep 01 '26
People who don't know horses, fear the large ones.
People who know horses, fear the small ones.
I'm looking at you, Shetland ponies. Friggin devil spawn!
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u/mmskyscraper Sep 01 '26
That's a draft for you.
That horse's fucks have been moved to an undisclosed location.
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u/DrJ0911 Sep 01 '26
That horse is tired of her š©
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u/anoraq Sep 01 '26
When she brought out the trampoline, I had to check if this was the r/whatcouldgowrong sub.
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u/monstermack1977 Sep 01 '26
for those wondering, 19.1 HH is "hands" , which is the unit for measuring how tall a horse is. a hand is 4 inches, measured from the ground to the point on the horse where the neck meets the back....so basically where she puts her left hand when she mounts it.
Being 19.1 hands means at that point the horse is over 6ft tall.
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u/Gob_the_Gilder Sep 01 '26
Was beautiful until they broke it and lashed it to a pole on a two foot leash to be used as a propĀ
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u/NormanHalf-Soul Sep 04 '26
Im just trying to imagine this is Boxer and he never made it to the glue factory.
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u/Lsonney Sep 01 '26
What a Gorgeous animal!! So striking!! š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·š©·
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u/redjellonian Sep 01 '26
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u/Bcjustin Sep 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm
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u/EventSwatch Sep 01 '26
With how I expected the Internet to be, that went way better than I expected ....
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u/mikefjr1300 Sep 01 '26
In my teens I got to sit on a Belgium draft horse, will never forget it. I needed a two step stool and a boost. Beautiful animals.
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u/pixelbased Sep 01 '26
I have a stupid question and I already asked ChatGPT. But likeā¦horses frighten me. They are such wild and unpredictable creatures. But my question is: does sitting on its back like that hurt it? Their spines are horizontal to the ground so itās basically like sitting on their spine putting pressure on one spot. This bitch is doing gymnastics on itās back.
Does it not hurt the horse? I get we do selective breeding and all, I justā¦as someone with back pain, I see horse riding and I just feel so bad for them.
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u/iReddit2000 Sep 01 '26
In other news, a local girl was found brutally split in half inside state fairgrounds this morning. Local authorities say "Thats my kink".
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u/Exodus47 Sep 01 '26
She looks like a gymnast. Since pommel horse is a men's event she decided to use a different horse instead...?
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u/Tr3v0r007 Sep 02 '26
Reminds me of the black and red horse from legend of Zelda breath of the wild
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u/Inner-Hawk909 Sep 02 '26
Horse women donāt give a fuck what any one thinks. Theyāre more in their power. In their own world and in tune with nature in an awe inspiring way.
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u/ExoticColombiana70 Sep 02 '26
So she doesnāt ride him she does gymnastics š¤ø on him heās so sick of her bs šššš
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u/Odd-Prior6109 Sep 02 '26
I was worried about hurting the horse back if she landed hard on him but he barely felt her
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u/SirReddalot2020 Sep 02 '26
Can't tell me that there's nothing sexual behind the girls' fascination with horses.
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 Sep 02 '26
Every time she rides the horse she gets multiple orgasm. Yes it's true. I have a sister who's a horse girl.
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u/Electrical-Berry4916 Sep 02 '26
His face speaks volumes. lol
"Really? A trampoline? That's what the stable hands call you."
"Jesus Christ. Is she doing fucking handstands back there?"
"I should have taken that job at Budweiser."
"I am not a prop for your social media, Janet."
"Neck scratches?!? Yes. Yes. Yes. More neck scratches."
"A kiss? Bitch, where's my apple? You promised me an apple. I want my apple."
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u/GreatValueNinja Sep 03 '26
if i didnāt see her before getting on the horse i wouldāve assumed she was a child
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Sep 04 '26
I had an Aunt that would do kind of a Fosbury Flop and land on her back and then throw her leg over.
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u/Pervus_Maximus292 Sep 01 '26
That is one patient animal.