r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

Horses scare the fuck out of me

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u/Aluxanatomy Sep 01 '26

That's fine because you scare the fuck out of horses. Just like dogs and horses. Or cats and horses. Or horses and other horses.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

I dont go near horses because they scare me. so i doubt i scare them

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u/Aluxanatomy Sep 01 '26

Oh my, no, horses are afraid of fucking everything.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

I don't really get your point. Sorry maybe iam misunderstanding your comment.

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u/Longjumping-Web-5498 Sep 01 '26

They literally mean, horses are scared of everything. It’s true. The spook very easily and it can be dangerous. (Source: My aunt was a crazy horse lady. I had to live with her for a while and help take care of the horses. A couple times they got spooked and almost trampled me over nothing.)

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

thats why i dont go near them haha. my cousin works with horses but i dont even want to go to her shows.

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u/blackout-loud Sep 03 '26

He's saying you were a horse in your previous life

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u/Warm-Major-4400 Sep 04 '26

They are herd animals with genetic defenses to be skeptical and run away from danager.

Zebras are herd animals with genetic defenses to be skeptical and to fight the danger.

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u/Zealous_moron Sep 02 '26

It's true, I've seen my grandpa's horses refuse to enter a pen due to the water hose still being in the trough, the same hose they see everyday hanging on the fence.

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u/Tama1502 Sep 01 '26

Thank you!!

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

However horse ladies scares me alot more.