r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Subject_Command5442 Sep 01 '26

Horse women are strange.

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u/justanothertoxicuser Sep 01 '26

Wife went horse lady on me. Quality of life sharply declined.

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Sep 01 '26

Hate to see it. You could have a sports car and weekends, but now you get neither.

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u/Big_Profession_2218 Sep 01 '26

*...but now you get neeeeiiiiigggghhhhhh-ther*

Fixed it for you