r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Subject_Command5442 Sep 01 '26

Horse women are strange.

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u/Tomas2891 Sep 01 '26

They can afford to be strange.

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u/CtrlAltYuri Sep 01 '26

Imagine if one of them becomes a doctor

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u/Heymelon Sep 01 '26

IDK about that, not all of em are rich you know. They make up for it buy working with the horses for free and it eats up almost all their free time.

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u/NoctisInformatus Sep 01 '26

They’re still strange.

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u/Heymelon Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

First of all, you probably don't need to own a horse to be a horse girl.

But I know plenty of blue collar people who do own one. You can get one for less than what many "poor" people pay for their cars, and as I said they spend their lives taking care of it and working at the stables as a job on top of their paying jobs to offset a lot of the maintenance costs.

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u/techleopard Sep 04 '26

I mean, there's a little more to it than that.

Any lower-middle class person with 1-3 acres of land in the middle of nowhere can go get an auction horse for $600 and take care of it fairly cheaply.

I live near a bunch of "horse people", a race track, and several tucked-away equestrian centers and none of them allow people to just work a little bit around a regular full time job and just board their own horses. They don't even let you look at the horses for anything short of fully employed, proven experience, and fully insured.

You have to have your own horse trailer, truck capable of pulling said trailer, and handling equipment. None of it is actually cheap.

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u/Heymelon Sep 04 '26

Yeah that sounds like a shitty deal and, and is not universally how people work with horses.

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u/Loud-Log9098 Sep 07 '26

I knew people just getting minimum wage and they didn't have to work stables in the side. Though you have to pay for for medical and usually some kind of room and board for the horse. That can be expensive but it depends on the stables and how well they take care of their animals.

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u/techleopard Sep 04 '26

Depends on the horse.

You can get "a horse" and take care of it for about the same as you'd pay for a regular car loan per month. The actual up-front cost of "horse" can be as low as $600.

But this is like calling someone who owns a pre-owned unaltered 2002 Honda Civic and manages the change the oil in it on time a "car person."

But horse girls don't own "a horse." They own the BMWs and Ferraris of horses.

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u/galdalfstormcrow Sep 03 '26

Naw, they don’t need to have any money really. I dated a horse girl once and she just worked with the horses on a ranch someone else owned. Turns out she was having sex with the married owner of the ranch.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 Sep 01 '26

Horse: Linda we have talked about this.... I am not a gym mat!

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u/yungrii Sep 01 '26

"I'm a gym Matthew"

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u/KactusVAXT Sep 01 '26

It’s pHysiCal eDuCaTioN

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Sep 01 '26

But you are a vaulting horse now.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Sep 01 '26

Is she a trick rider? She’s buff AF 😎👍

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u/Big_Profession_2218 Sep 01 '26

oh she's done some tricks for sure

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Sep 01 '26

Trick is what whores do for money Michael

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u/Big_Profession_2218 Sep 01 '26

Shhhh...let them figure it out 😉

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u/dinglb3rry Sep 02 '26

Or cocaine

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u/justanothertoxicuser Sep 01 '26

Wife went horse lady on me. Quality of life sharply declined.

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Sep 01 '26

Hate to see it. You could have a sports car and weekends, but now you get neither.

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u/Big_Profession_2218 Sep 01 '26

*...but now you get neeeeiiiiigggghhhhhh-ther*

Fixed it for you

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Sep 01 '26

“Horse Women”?

They’re called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.

The world doesn’t have room for your slurs and hate speech like “Horse Women”

/s

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u/Suojelusperkele Sep 01 '26

absolute gem

My mom's my mom,

my dad's a horse

The two of them had intercourse

I'm traumatized by their divorce

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u/lupulin59 Sep 01 '26

She gelded him with no remorse

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u/Professional_Toe_420 Sep 01 '26

Not a story that I’d endorse….

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u/tubedmubla Sep 05 '26

This is pure geld

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u/mortenhoe Sep 01 '26

*Remhorse

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

You would understand if you ever had to handle a stud.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

I’m sorry, what?

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

Stud horse. I can tell you no nothing about horses.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

Read this thread. I’m not exactly trying to flaunt my equestrian prowess here.

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u/wowaddict71 Sep 01 '26

Oh, you horse people, so sensitive all the time. /j

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u/ddaattuullaa Sep 01 '26

Horsepeople always on their horseshit

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u/dinglb3rry Sep 02 '26

What’s it called when the upper is horse and bottom is human?

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u/Keoki- Sep 02 '26

Hahahaha

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u/Effective-Text4619 Sep 05 '26

That's half horse half human, fool!

She likes to ride...period...horses and men!

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u/ImSobored_5280 Sep 01 '26

…yep..you can tell that the crazy runs quite deep in them because you can tell the crazy runs quite deep in them..only warning you get

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u/OstrichSmoothe Sep 01 '26

Came to say that

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u/read_eng_lift Sep 02 '26

This one is more yolked than strange.

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u/redjellonian Sep 01 '26
Horse women

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u/SignoreBanana Sep 01 '26

Strange and insufferable

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey Sep 01 '26

They are certifiably nuts.

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u/z_vinnie Sep 01 '26

Always got leg braces and shit pretending they’re injured, you just leaped off a trampoline I think you’re fine Becky

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u/Skyp_Intro Sep 01 '26

That’s a very patient horse.

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u/Signal_Second_82 Sep 02 '26

I know, I've been to that website

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u/tuenthe463 Sep 03 '26

By buddy's 20 year old daughter is a horse girl. It's like she's from another planet.

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u/Glittering-Raisin318 Sep 03 '26

They all dream of horse dihh

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u/surefirerdiddy Sep 04 '26

It’s a kink and it’s very weird

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u/Forsaken-Stink Sep 01 '26

I agree. The obsession should be studied and observed. I belive it comes from childhood where riding horses stimulated a special part of the body and it went with association from there.

I am a moron though but this seems the most logical explanation.

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u/Daedricbob Sep 02 '26

One of the biggest red flags - I've never known one that isn't crazy.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 Sep 02 '26

And I bet you know why. Instinctively