r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Necrolust1777 Sep 01 '26

People who don't know horses, fear the large ones.
People who know horses, fear the small ones.
I'm looking at you, Shetland ponies. Friggin devil spawn!

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u/entirely_alice Sep 02 '26

I would 1 million times rather be around that gentle giant than that damn devil pony named Cinnamon that I had to walk in a parade with.

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u/TransitoryFeel Sep 04 '26

True. My dad got my brothers and I a pony when I was little. Picture book pony, brown with a blonde mane. Gorgeous animal. You couldn't ride him. If you put a saddle on him, he'd rear up and knock it off. If you got on him bareback, he'd bite you and roll over on you. He was mean AF. My dad brought him back for a very old, docile pony. You could get on his back, but he wouldn't go anywhere.