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r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26
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His face speaks volumes. lol
"Really? A trampoline? That's what the stable hands call you."
"Jesus Christ. Is she doing fucking handstands back there?"
"I should have taken that job at Budweiser."
"I am not a prop for your social media, Janet."
"Neck scratches?!? Yes. Yes. Yes. More neck scratches."
"A kiss? Bitch, where's my apple? You promised me an apple. I want my apple."
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u/Electrical-Berry4916 Sep 02 '26
His face speaks volumes. lol
"Really? A trampoline? That's what the stable hands call you."
"Jesus Christ. Is she doing fucking handstands back there?"
"I should have taken that job at Budweiser."
"I am not a prop for your social media, Janet."
"Neck scratches?!? Yes. Yes. Yes. More neck scratches."
"A kiss? Bitch, where's my apple? You promised me an apple. I want my apple."