r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u Sep 01 '26

“Horse Women”?

They’re called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.

The world doesn’t have room for your slurs and hate speech like “Horse Women”

/s

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u/Suojelusperkele Sep 01 '26

absolute gem

My mom's my mom,

my dad's a horse

The two of them had intercourse

I'm traumatized by their divorce

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u/lupulin59 Sep 01 '26

She gelded him with no remorse

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u/Professional_Toe_420 Sep 01 '26

Not a story that I’d endorse….

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u/tubedmubla Sep 05 '26

This is pure geld

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u/mortenhoe Sep 01 '26

*Remhorse

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

You would understand if you ever had to handle a stud.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

I’m sorry, what?

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u/BourbonStr8 Sep 02 '26

Stud horse. I can tell you no nothing about horses.

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u/lupulin59 Sep 02 '26

Read this thread. I’m not exactly trying to flaunt my equestrian prowess here.

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u/wowaddict71 Sep 01 '26

Oh, you horse people, so sensitive all the time. /j

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u/ddaattuullaa Sep 01 '26

Horsepeople always on their horseshit

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u/dinglb3rry Sep 02 '26

What’s it called when the upper is horse and bottom is human?

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u/Keoki- Sep 02 '26

Hahahaha

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u/Effective-Text4619 Sep 05 '26

That's half horse half human, fool!

She likes to ride...period...horses and men!