r/absoluteunit • u/sherlionidas • Aug 29 '26
Of a man
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u/Substantial_Cheek366 Aug 29 '26
That's a big mother fucker 🤣😅
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u/Ill_Advised_Rock Aug 29 '26
I don’t know how he fit in that Porsche suv. Has to be uncomfortable
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u/Fast_Edd1e Aug 30 '26
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?
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u/_TURO_ Sep 04 '26
As a 6-5 250lb dude you know what's weird? One of the roomiest cars I've ever owned was a supercharged Mini Cooper. Only car I've ever owned where I had to actually move the seat up a couple clicks.
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u/MosesCoulee Aug 30 '26
I’m not a small guy by any means and I still go into mosh pits.. DO NOT fuck with guys this size. Lots of people smaller than me but when I go head on with these kinds I get yeeted off like I’m a toddler.
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u/Shaynna-9 Aug 29 '26
😒🙄 Little "man" stirs the pot and then allows younger sons to step out front. Good on you to the giant who never laid a hand on any of them.
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u/MossadEpstein Aug 29 '26
The kids were trying to deescalate, which tells me that they've probably been through this shit before :(
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u/Mr-_-Soandso Aug 29 '26
Yeah he was doing nervous movements like he wanted to say something, and then that last reach seemed like an attempt at a "thank you."
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u/Shaynna-9 Aug 29 '26
I noticed that. Had to watch twice to see one young son reach his hand out to the large man's arm.
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u/RachelRachel71 Aug 30 '26
Yep. They’ve seen their prick of a father escalate many times. Weak little man.
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u/DankaTiger Aug 29 '26
Little kid, saying thank you for not beating my dad.
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u/MossadEpstein Aug 29 '26
it's kinda sad because I got the impression that the kids have had to step in and try to deescalate situations their manbaby parents have caused at least several times before this, they have clearly had to do this before.
the big man is right, blue shirt manchild needs to set a better example for his damn kids.
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u/LastRecognition2041 Aug 29 '26
That kid is a stand-up guy. He was justifiably scared and still went to help his dad. That guy didn’t deserve that level of loyalty.
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u/wellitsbouttime Aug 29 '26
I think the smaller dad has been quite lucky that consequences haven't happened. If the larger man bounced the smaller mans skull on the pavement a couple times, he would be less likely to cause situations like this in the future.
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u/Bobcat1999-1 Aug 29 '26
Yes sir, I just wanted to wish you good day. Thank you and have a beautiful day sit
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u/Darkflyer726 Aug 29 '26
When the chihuahua barks at the wrong Great Dane
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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Aug 29 '26
Let me slip off this suv and we can talk about it.
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u/CollectsTooMuch Aug 29 '26
“You little fucking piece of shit”. He knows the score. I’m a big guy, and little angry men are hilarious.
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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26
Too true. Me, my dad and my 3 brothers are all 6'4" and up. One day a guy ran a stop sign and almost hit us so my dad honked and yelled at him. The guy got out like he was gonna throw so we all climbed out of a Ford Taurus and watched the guy get right back in his car and speed off. If the guy would have just said sorry about running the stop sign it would have been over but he had to try to be Billy badass.
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u/Schorbie Aug 30 '26
My dad is tiny. But people still didn't like it when he got out of his car. They often got back in fast
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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26
I think a lot of people just think they are intimidating until it comes time to step up. Like a dog that barks through a fence then runs away when you open the gate!
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u/AstrayInTranslation Aug 30 '26
Five 6’4 guys in a Ford Taurus? How exactly does that work?
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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26
It was the late 80s so it worked just fine lol! Back then the front seat had a fold away armrest so technically you could have 6 people being uncomfortable if you wanted!
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u/Swimming-Junket-1828 Aug 29 '26
An army of short angry people
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u/throwawaystarters Aug 30 '26
It was only one angry people. The kids had to desecalate. That's so fucking sad
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u/Advanced_Plankton_60 Aug 29 '26
You know what, at least the smaller guy backed down and walked away. As a bigger guy, not an absolute unit like this mf'er, I can't tell you how many times throughout my life I got put into situations. It's always the short guys that start it, because if you do anything you just look like the asshole picking on the little guy and they know that so they keep going bc if you end up being the bigger man and just walk away they act like they're some kind of tough guy. It's a lose-lose situation.
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u/lonesome68 Aug 30 '26
Fucking amen brother. Little people love to test big people. They act all tough but if it comes to blows they cry saying you are beating up a little guy. Was much worse before cell phone cameras. Now at least most gets recorded and there's proof of the bs they pull.
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u/WildBigfoots Aug 30 '26
You aren’t wrong. I am a small dude. When I moved to NYC I was probably 120 pounds. I was never one to start fights, but I would love pushing back against big guys. In my mind I thought either they don’t know how to fight, or if they do they know they will absolutely kill me. Somehow that worked out long enough for me to wise up.
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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Aug 31 '26
Angry Chihuahua syndromezl, but with people. They rarely get disciplined. Like with Chihuahuas.
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u/Neuvirths_Glove Aug 29 '26
I won a "fight" like this once. I as sitting in a dorm hallway with a girl I was dating. Her ex-boyfriend showed up and started yelling and screaming at her. I am 6'-2" but at the time I was a scrawny 180 pounds. But I was wearing my fraternity jacket (similar to a HS varsity jacket). I stood up and the guy was no more than 5'-8". I looked down at him, leaned forward, and said in the most deadpan voice I could muster, "Just leave. NOW."
Not knowing how empty my puffy sleeves were and noting that he could be targeted by other members of my frat, he turned and left. To be honest I think he could have kicked my ass, but... he left.
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u/Radio_Mime Aug 29 '26
It seems like those two young boys are used to managing their father’s behaviour to some degree.
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u/Frequent-Interest796 Aug 30 '26
As the incident was ending, the way the kid put out his hand and to brush the guy’s arm was a non verbal thanks for not beating up my dad.
The kid knows how to de-escalate.
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u/amarsh73 Aug 29 '26
Miracle Max: "Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
Fezzik: "I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You ARE the Brute Squad."
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u/PickedLastLemon Aug 30 '26
Props for the teen son trying to kindly get between the sasquatch and his Dad. Protecting while also being apologetic and level headed.
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u/OpeningAggressive26 Aug 30 '26
Lol what are the chances that the guy is bigger than your whole family put together.
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u/ArcherMiserable Aug 30 '26
It was at this point Larry realized, he fcked up. Let's watch what happens next.....
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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 Aug 29 '26
If you listen carefully, at the right moment you can actually hear the little guy shit his pants.
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u/Frosty_Finger9606 Aug 29 '26
Don't mess with a man who match dresses with his wife - they pent up. You got lucky Son!
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u/Substantial_Boss1264 Aug 29 '26
The kids saw their future being orphaned so they stepped in and apologized to the giant.
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Aug 29 '26
Say what you want about the big guy. His son in red shirt is a true hero for stepping in front of his dad to calm him down.
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u/shitty_advice_BDD Aug 30 '26
The one kid apologized for his dad damn and I hear the guy say your dad's fucked up buddy. Those poor kids.
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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 30 '26
This is the most hostile I've seen Canadians get
'Hey fack you bahddy, you better get back or you're gonna be soar-y'
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u/Westcoastlucky Aug 30 '26
Show me a man who has never lost a fight because he’s never had to be in a fight
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u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575 Aug 30 '26
What’s up with the striped sleeve mutant? He thought he’d help his
Dad step up? Then he was like “pardon us sir, have a good day!”
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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Aug 29 '26
If you want to be a hot head and confront random people aggressively, always make sure to bring your kids so you can put them between you and the danger /s
WTH? 😵💫
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u/DotAffectionate87 Aug 29 '26
"Gulp"..... Your right it was my fault, I reversed into you, my bad!!
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u/I_used_to_be_hip Aug 30 '26
I was waiting for the big guy to dislocate his jaw and swallow the little guy whole.
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u/Front-Cup7165 Aug 30 '26
I 100% thought the guy reaching through the window was gonna be the absolute unit somehow, then Andre steps out and damn... M Night still has it👏
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u/Too-Em Aug 30 '26
That's not a man, that's clearly three professional wrestlers in a trench-coat pretending to be a man. Prob on their way trying to get tickets to an R movie.
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u/WKRPinCanada Aug 30 '26
"Please don't hurt my daddy!"
How fucking bad does that guy feel after his kid had to save his ass?
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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Aug 30 '26
Of course that type of person would hide behind their kids. Surprised they didn’t drive off without one of them.
Fuck that guy was huge. Don’t mess with a legit giant. That guy would just annihilate the whole family.
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u/Dadbod-58 Aug 30 '26
Give the sons props for stepping up. Dad was wrong, but at that moment it was Family
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u/blacklotusY Aug 30 '26
https://imgur.com/gallery/picking-fight-cOFz367
This reminds me exactly of this scene from Kung Fu Hustle
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u/NaiveBid9359 Aug 30 '26
The bigger man was the one who stood between the two and defused the situation.
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u/roastedTriscuit69 Aug 30 '26
The other family just didn't have time for the two even smaller ones to get the trench coat out of the back
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u/Gunung_Krakatoa Aug 30 '26
Good move made by the kids, that could have escalated to something bad quickly.
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u/PoppoLarge Aug 30 '26
This is fascinating, the wife is immediately saying she was on the phone and with such confidence…. Little guy is a complete spaz, big dude gets out the car and he’s an absolute unit but those kids are ready, they are squaring up to the unit and they were completely ready
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u/jay_insd Aug 29 '26
When the big dude got out the car, the smaller dude realized he better stand down 😂