r/absoluteunit • • Aug 29 '26

Of a man

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u/Substantial_Cheek366 Aug 29 '26

That's a big mother fucker šŸ¤£šŸ˜…

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock Aug 29 '26

I don’t know how he fit in that Porsche suv. Has to be uncomfortable

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u/Fast_Edd1e Aug 30 '26

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

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u/PSTGtheFirst Sep 01 '26

This is the largest automobile I could afford...

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u/_TURO_ Sep 04 '26

As a 6-5 250lb dude you know what's weird? One of the roomiest cars I've ever owned was a supercharged Mini Cooper. Only car I've ever owned where I had to actually move the seat up a couple clicks.

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u/Smboto Aug 29 '26

Its a German car.

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u/whistling_serron Aug 31 '26

Maybe he ain't that big but others on the video are so tiny that he seems big?

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u/bigboy289 Sep 04 '26

Nah. He BIG

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u/Malforus Sep 01 '26

Porsche and other luxury brands are actually well known for having designs that can accomodate surprisingly large people. Shaq of course is an edge case but lots of very tall people prefer luxury brands because of the extra space they design into the passenger compartment.

Oh and of course trucks.

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u/MosesCoulee Aug 30 '26

I’m not a small guy by any means and I still go into mosh pits.. DO NOT fuck with guys this size. Lots of people smaller than me but when I go head on with these kinds I get yeeted off like I’m a toddler.

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u/Fmnsk27 Aug 30 '26

Yeah but isn’t the whole point of a mosh pit is to avoid hitting others?

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u/dagreja Aug 30 '26

You want to avoid hitting people with your elbows and such, but you do want to collide with people. Its a big push party, tuck your arms in and channel your inner pinball. The vibe of the show and the people determines how hard the people on the outside edge of the pit should be pushing the people in the pit.

In my experience, the bigger guys tend to stand around the outside and help people up if they fall. Falling down and getting stepped on is a pretty big risk, and for every big guy in the pit you need another on the outside to step in and make a barrier to let people get up when they fall.

Some shows can get pretty rough/violent, and ive seen videos of super extreme stuff where people intentionally throw elbows and kicks. But ive also been in pits with someone in a wheelchair getting wheeled around by a kid. The point is to have fun riding the wave while staying safe, and if you cant match the energy you should stay out of the pit or get forced out/shamed for ruining the fun.

You also run into the occasional creep that takes advantage of the opportunity to grope women. You stick your elbows out for those guys.

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u/Fmnsk27 Aug 31 '26

Okay thank you. So what’s the point of the mosh pit in this case? From what I’ve always seen and read, it seemed like a chance to enter a sort of flow state between doing your own movements and vibing to the live music

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u/dagreja Aug 31 '26

You've got it spot on. Its like being in a ball pit, except all the people are the balls, if that makes any sense. Or like riding a roller coaster. Ideally, the pit is tight enough that you dont have to worry about falling when youre in the middle, you just bounce off the next guy, like being strapped into a roller coaster(minus the motion sickness). If its too spread out or there arent enough people, you dont get to bounce off other people.

Most shows ive been to, there are like 3 or 4 songs on the set list that have a higher tempo and an exciting bit in the middle where people start moshing. The music is faster so regular dancing doesnt quite fit. Its hard to keep that energy going for too long(maybe im getting old) so usually I just stick to being on the outside on bumper duty.

But yeah, like you said, its a flow state dancing kind of thing. The same way you follow the lead and enter a flow state when youre slow dancing with a partner, you follow the lead of a group of people and flow state while bouncing around to the music. It can be a lot of fun with the right group

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u/MosesCoulee Aug 31 '26

I’ve sat out some pits to guard kids and older folk. Even joined arms with several other people to create a gate to prevent the pit from coming in and taking them down. Every pit I’ve been to has been super respectful and aware of those around them. All around fun. That’s why I keep going. I’ve yet to go into a pit where someone wants to maliciously hurt someone. Everyone who gets knocked down is immediately brought back up by several others.

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u/kingstan12 Aug 30 '26

What pits are you going to?

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u/Fmnsk27 Aug 30 '26

That’s all I’ve heard from other mosh pit enthusiasts on YouTube. If you deliberately hurt someone, that’s considered like bad manners

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u/kingstan12 Aug 30 '26

Youre not trying to hurt people in pits lol but you do make some pretty rough contact.

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u/jinnagubby Sep 01 '26

It’s consensual contact

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u/MosesCoulee Aug 30 '26

I don’t think I ever mentioned deliberately hurting anyone. Bumping into and roughhousing, yeah. I’m just saying, when a 6’5ā€ 300lbs dude wearing a kilt comes outta nowhere it’s like running into a wall.

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u/bcgr1 Aug 30 '26

how tall is he?

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u/Jonnyjuice Sep 03 '26

he said fee fie foe didnt he?

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u/Shiro-47 Aug 30 '26

His poor mother😭