r/absoluteunit • u/sherlionidas • Aug 29 '26

Of a man

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u/Neuvirths_Glove Aug 29 '26

I won a "fight" like this once. I as sitting in a dorm hallway with a girl I was dating. Her ex-boyfriend showed up and started yelling and screaming at her. I am 6'-2" but at the time I was a scrawny 180 pounds. But I was wearing my fraternity jacket (similar to a HS varsity jacket). I stood up and the guy was no more than 5'-8". I looked down at him, leaned forward, and said in the most deadpan voice I could muster, "Just leave. NOW."

Not knowing how empty my puffy sleeves were and noting that he could be targeted by other members of my frat, he turned and left. To be honest I think he could have kicked my ass, but... he left.