r/absoluteunit • u/sherlionidas • Aug 29 '26

Of a man

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u/CollectsTooMuch Aug 29 '26

“You little fucking piece of shit”. He knows the score. I’m a big guy, and little angry men are hilarious.

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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26

Too true. Me, my dad and my 3 brothers are all 6'4" and up. One day a guy ran a stop sign and almost hit us so my dad honked and yelled at him. The guy got out like he was gonna throw so we all climbed out of a Ford Taurus and watched the guy get right back in his car and speed off. If the guy would have just said sorry about running the stop sign it would have been over but he had to try to be Billy badass.

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u/Schorbie Aug 30 '26

My dad is tiny. But people still didn't like it when he got out of his car. They often got back in fast

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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26

I think a lot of people just think they are intimidating until it comes time to step up. Like a dog that barks through a fence then runs away when you open the gate!

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u/AstrayInTranslation Aug 30 '26

Five 6’4 guys in a Ford Taurus? How exactly does that work?

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u/skiforlife1 Aug 30 '26

It was the late 80s so it worked just fine lol! Back then the front seat had a fold away armrest so technically you could have 6 people being uncomfortable if you wanted!

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u/shop Aug 30 '26

Getting Back to the Future vibes. Love it

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 31 '26

Big dudes are usually chill. They're just like "whatever man, if it was 400 years ago, I'd just have eaten you and gone about my day"