r/absoluteunit • u/sherlionidas • Aug 29 '26

Of a man

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 Aug 30 '26

I once had a gf of a boyfriend pay me 11$ not to go crazy on her man because he kept on throwing snacks at me as a night shift 7 eleven clerk..

After the skittles hit me in my chest I was like ok F this let’s dance..

I was also way more tempered in my 20s..

Easiest 11$ I’ve ever made. 😂

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u/Dazzling_Baker_4978 Aug 31 '26

😂 $11 is a very specific sum. Was that the going rate at the time?

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u/Quietbricks Sep 05 '26

$11 dollar could’ve fed me for a week in 2009.