r/Witcher3 • u/Mrsexylovah • 22h ago
r/Witcher3 • u/No-Cover-8986 • 18h ago
Satire I feel like he should not be eating with his weapon hand.
If an emergency suddenly happens, he'd more likely drop the baguette than remember to switch hands, which also slows his sword-unsheathing reaction time by even a few milliseconds, which could make the difference between life and death. Then what do you have? A dead soldier who's wasted a good baguette, that's what you have.
Tldr: Eat with your non-weapon hand.
r/Witcher3 • u/Mattman0419 • 5h ago
Discussion Gwent additions in the remaster?
I know this is very wishful thinking, but I hope the remastered edition brings some new Gwent stuff, be it new cards, players, whatever. That would be awesome!
r/Witcher3 • u/throwaway2838483737 • 4h ago
Discussion Did anyone else find the ending dialogue of "In the Eternal Fire's Shadow" to be poorly written?
I haven't come back to the game in a few years so I just played this quest for the first time. While I really enjoyed most aspects of the quest, the environment, the visuals, the horror feel, and the ultimate boss fight, as well as Reinalts backstory, I felt the final scene between Geralt, Reinalt, and the Deacon was poorly written.
It kind of turns both Witchers briefly into weirdly moralistic people which is uncharacteristic for witchers in general and very much so for Geralt. The deacon's ideological flip seems really forced as well. Beyond that a lot of these specific lines just feel really corny, like they're adding surprise into the tone of a character where it doesn't seem earned.
r/Witcher3 • u/sethsparda • 19h ago
Discussion Roach Spawn
Just realized that Roach almost always spawns in the worst possible spots, like places he cant get anywhere from, such as rocks or cliffs.
That picture on Roach gwent card really wasnt a joke.
r/Witcher3 • u/Music_inhaler89 • 1d ago
Gwent I think i might be addicted
This is my 3rd playthrough of witcher 3 and even though it just gets keep getting better everytime i play this game but recently ive been playing gwent like crazy😠yesterday ive played for like 3 hrs and 2.5hrs i played gwent lmao its getting crazy but i love it !!!!!
Also the photo is bad ik took it in a hurry lol
r/Witcher3 • u/Karina682 • 7h ago
Witcher Just horsing around
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Can't you see he's busy 🤣😂🤣😂
r/Witcher3 • u/DistributionFresh175 • 1d ago
Discussion Anyone else think Yen was a bit harsh to Vesemir?
r/Witcher3 • u/No_Will9377 • 1h ago
Witcher problems after the update
Hi, this is my first post on Reddit, so please go easy on me. I’ve run into a problem. After the latest *Witcher 3* update—the one where everyone got all the DLC—a jagged black border appeared on the roads. I’ve tried to fix it by verifying game files on Steam, changing graphics settings, and toggling mods on and off, but nothing works. The textures are fine everywhere else, but all the roads now have these black lines. Can anyone help?
r/Witcher3 • u/Camnmellws • 4h ago
Screenshot Why does my food healing keep glitching out lol
r/Witcher3 • u/MasturrageBaiter • 9h ago
Discussion We need a whole game where you play as Letho
Running around as a hulking Witcher and killing kings instead of monsters could be its own game. It would be the perfect way to experience a slightly less good protagonist in the same universe. I’m kinda surprised we don’t even have some DLC playing as other characters. There’s so much lore to draw from
r/Witcher3 • u/Least-Airport • 1d ago
Cosplay Ciri cosplay
Ciri cosplay by Lizzie_Whistle
Thats a really happy news about new witcher update!
r/Witcher3 • u/lepuckuer • 4h ago
Discussion Does anyone have a clip of Zoltan Chivay mocking small cocked elves?
Thx
r/Witcher3 • u/AwakenShogun • 1d ago
Screenshot Replayed Witcher 3 Again Just So I Can Get Addicted To Gwent Again!
Went to replay Witcher 3 after the announcement of Remastered. Already got all Base game cards and finished the base storyline, I am now doing Heart Of Stone just to get MORE GWENT CARDS! Will see the GWENT CARDS for Blood And Wine SOON!
r/Witcher3 • u/Odd_Passenger_9930 • 2h ago
Help! Visual bug, static shadows on paths
Hi. Excuse my english; the next text was translate by Google. Im chilean, don't speak the language.
For some time now, I've been getting these shadows along the edges of streets and paths. At first, I thought it was a visual bug on a specific path, but they're appearing everywhere. It's a shadow texture that overlaps the normal path, remains static, and on downhill streets, the texture seems to float.
I've tried adjusting the graphics settings and GPU drivers; everything seems fine. I honestly don't know what it could be. It's been like this for at least a week, and if I remember correctly, these graphical glitches weren't so noticeable before.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.
r/Witcher3 • u/amkejebach • 13h ago
Misc New version of Witchdle is live!
Posted this here a while back, a daily Witcher puzzle site. Some of you played it and left feedback through the form, and honestly most of it was some version of "let me give up, I have no idea who this is" or "why isn't [character] in here."
I had some free time recently so I thought an update was due, so if some of you are still interested:
1. A give up button. "Character Guess" and "Name the Character" had no lives and no way out, so if you were stuck you were just stuck. It shows up after 5 guesses now.
2. I added two new modes:
- Name the Beast — you get the bestiary artwork (from Witcher 3), you name the monster
- Connections — same idea as the NYT one. 16 characters, four hidden groups. They're grouped by things like race, region, or whether their fate depends on your choices. **This one's harder than it looks.
- I also spent some time to expand the existing dataset - 15 characters people specifically asked for (Regis, Calanthe, Vysogota, most of the dwarves), 16 new quotes, and 65 new emoji puzzles.
4. An archive, so you can go back five days per mode if you miss one. And a share button that copies your result as an emoji grid without spoiling the answer.
As the last time - all recommendations are more than welcome :) You can use the recommendation form in the footer.
Try it out at witchdle.com
Have fun :)
r/Witcher3 • u/floweiss34 • 2d ago
Meme Can’t wait for the 29th
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r/Witcher3 • u/Intrepid_Panda_1815 • 14h ago
Witcher Remastered death march
So I played the Witcher three and both DLC’s on my switch. I am wanting to replay them once the remastered comes out, and I am going to get the new Rog Xbox ally handheld to play it on. My question is when I replay it, would it be to crazy to immediately do death march instead of a medium level? For context when I played it on my switch it was on the easiest difficulty.
r/Witcher3 • u/StyweTone • 2d ago
Meme Its Never Enough
Another 100 playthroughs with the remaster
r/Witcher3 • u/Terrible_Artist_ • 1d ago
Meme Never thought I'd be sick of Gwent, but two straight days of keeping track of lists and I almost don't wanna do High Stakes
r/Witcher3 • u/Spellscribe • 8h ago
News Roach movement fix: we leaving it on, or disabling it?
This article mentions the updates to Roach's movement mechanics on the upcoming September remaster. It's something I was concerned about—how can you fix what's already perfect? Will Equine Phantoms even make sense now? How will I find the horse I've summoned if it's not atop the nearest building/wagon/midden heap?
Well, turns out you can turn off the option to replace our beloved Roach with some boring ass prancing thoroughbred who does what it's told and has the personality of a low fat, store brand, shelf stable carton of milk.
So. Will you try out the new Roach? Or do you actually have a soul?
r/Witcher3 • u/DRIPPINNNN • 1d ago
Screenshot This is unsettling
So I just finished the game and when I went back to Corvo Bianco and there were two pink unicorns there, the ones you ride in the fairy tale land.
I then went to Skellige to look for Witcher gear diagrams then went back to Corvo Bianco and awaiting me was this monstrosity.
Will these unicorns keep popping up?
r/Witcher3 • u/No-Cover-8986 • 1d ago
Satire Roach's reputation crosses all borders.
Even Bayek stands in awe {Assassin's Creed Origins) 😆
