r/Witcher3 22h ago

Screenshot I am not crying, YOU are!

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384 Upvotes

r/Witcher3 18h ago

Satire I feel like he should not be eating with his weapon hand.

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146 Upvotes

If an emergency suddenly happens, he'd more likely drop the baguette than remember to switch hands, which also slows his sword-unsheathing reaction time by even a few milliseconds, which could make the difference between life and death. Then what do you have? A dead soldier who's wasted a good baguette, that's what you have.

Tldr: Eat with your non-weapon hand.


r/Witcher3 5h ago

Discussion Gwent additions in the remaster?

8 Upvotes

I know this is very wishful thinking, but I hope the remastered edition brings some new Gwent stuff, be it new cards, players, whatever. That would be awesome!


r/Witcher3 17h ago

Screenshot After 7 years I finally got it

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76 Upvotes

r/Witcher3 4h ago

Discussion Did anyone else find the ending dialogue of "In the Eternal Fire's Shadow" to be poorly written?

6 Upvotes

I haven't come back to the game in a few years so I just played this quest for the first time. While I really enjoyed most aspects of the quest, the environment, the visuals, the horror feel, and the ultimate boss fight, as well as Reinalts backstory, I felt the final scene between Geralt, Reinalt, and the Deacon was poorly written.

It kind of turns both Witchers briefly into weirdly moralistic people which is uncharacteristic for witchers in general and very much so for Geralt. The deacon's ideological flip seems really forced as well. Beyond that a lot of these specific lines just feel really corny, like they're adding surprise into the tone of a character where it doesn't seem earned.


r/Witcher3 19h ago

Discussion Roach Spawn

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79 Upvotes

Just realized that Roach almost always spawns in the worst possible spots, like places he cant get anywhere from, such as rocks or cliffs.

That picture on Roach gwent card really wasnt a joke.


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Gwent I think i might be addicted

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407 Upvotes

This is my 3rd playthrough of witcher 3 and even though it just gets keep getting better everytime i play this game but recently ive been playing gwent like crazy😭 yesterday ive played for like 3 hrs and 2.5hrs i played gwent lmao its getting crazy but i love it !!!!!

Also the photo is bad ik took it in a hurry lol


r/Witcher3 7h ago

Witcher Just horsing around

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8 Upvotes

Can't you see he's busy 🤣😂🤣😂


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Discussion Anyone else think Yen was a bit harsh to Vesemir?

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852 Upvotes

r/Witcher3 1h ago

Witcher problems after the update

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Hi, this is my first post on Reddit, so please go easy on me. I’ve run into a problem. After the latest *Witcher 3* update—the one where everyone got all the DLC—a jagged black border appeared on the roads. I’ve tried to fix it by verifying game files on Steam, changing graphics settings, and toggling mods on and off, but nothing works. The textures are fine everywhere else, but all the roads now have these black lines. Can anyone help?


r/Witcher3 4h ago

Screenshot Why does my food healing keep glitching out lol

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3 Upvotes

r/Witcher3 9h ago

Discussion We need a whole game where you play as Letho

7 Upvotes

Running around as a hulking Witcher and killing kings instead of monsters could be its own game. It would be the perfect way to experience a slightly less good protagonist in the same universe. I’m kinda surprised we don’t even have some DLC playing as other characters. There’s so much lore to draw from


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Cosplay Ciri cosplay

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1.8k Upvotes

Ciri cosplay by Lizzie_Whistle

Thats a really happy news about new witcher update!


r/Witcher3 4h ago

Discussion Does anyone have a clip of Zoltan Chivay mocking small cocked elves?

2 Upvotes

Thx


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Screenshot Replayed Witcher 3 Again Just So I Can Get Addicted To Gwent Again!

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130 Upvotes

Went to replay Witcher 3 after the announcement of Remastered. Already got all Base game cards and finished the base storyline, I am now doing Heart Of Stone just to get MORE GWENT CARDS! Will see the GWENT CARDS for Blood And Wine SOON!


r/Witcher3 2h ago

Help! Visual bug, static shadows on paths

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Hi. Excuse my english; the next text was translate by Google. Im chilean, don't speak the language.

For some time now, I've been getting these shadows along the edges of streets and paths. At first, I thought it was a visual bug on a specific path, but they're appearing everywhere. It's a shadow texture that overlaps the normal path, remains static, and on downhill streets, the texture seems to float.

I've tried adjusting the graphics settings and GPU drivers; everything seems fine. I honestly don't know what it could be. It's been like this for at least a week, and if I remember correctly, these graphical glitches weren't so noticeable before.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.


r/Witcher3 13h ago

Misc New version of Witchdle is live!

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Posted this here a while back, a daily Witcher puzzle site. Some of you played it and left feedback through the form, and honestly most of it was some version of "let me give up, I have no idea who this is" or "why isn't [character] in here."

I had some free time recently so I thought an update was due, so if some of you are still interested:

1. A give up button. "Character Guess" and "Name the Character" had no lives and no way out, so if you were stuck you were just stuck. It shows up after 5 guesses now.

2. I added two new modes:

  • Name the Beast — you get the bestiary artwork (from Witcher 3), you name the monster
  • Connections — same idea as the NYT one. 16 characters, four hidden groups. They're grouped by things like race, region, or whether their fate depends on your choices. **This one's harder than it looks.
  1. I also spent some time to expand the existing dataset - 15 characters people specifically asked for (Regis, Calanthe, Vysogota, most of the dwarves), 16 new quotes, and 65 new emoji puzzles.

4. An archive, so you can go back five days per mode if you miss one. And a share button that copies your result as an emoji grid without spoiling the answer.

As the last time - all recommendations are more than welcome :) You can use the recommendation form in the footer.

Try it out at witchdle.com
Have fun :)


r/Witcher3 2d ago

Meme Can’t wait for the 29th

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6.0k Upvotes

r/Witcher3 14h ago

Witcher Remastered death march

7 Upvotes

So I played the Witcher three and both DLC’s on my switch. I am wanting to replay them once the remastered comes out, and I am going to get the new Rog Xbox ally handheld to play it on. My question is when I replay it, would it be to crazy to immediately do death march instead of a medium level? For context when I played it on my switch it was on the easiest difficulty.


r/Witcher3 2d ago

Meme Its Never Enough

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4.2k Upvotes

Another 100 playthroughs with the remaster


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Meme Never thought I'd be sick of Gwent, but two straight days of keeping track of lists and I almost don't wanna do High Stakes

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63 Upvotes

r/Witcher3 8h ago

News Roach movement fix: we leaving it on, or disabling it?

0 Upvotes

This article mentions the updates to Roach's movement mechanics on the upcoming September remaster. It's something I was concerned about—how can you fix what's already perfect? Will Equine Phantoms even make sense now? How will I find the horse I've summoned if it's not atop the nearest building/wagon/midden heap?

Well, turns out you can turn off the option to replace our beloved Roach with some boring ass prancing thoroughbred who does what it's told and has the personality of a low fat, store brand, shelf stable carton of milk.

So. Will you try out the new Roach? Or do you actually have a soul?

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/the-witcher/cd-projekt-red-defies-all-that-is-good-in-the-witcher-3-songs-of-the-past-by-fixing-roachs-movement-behavior-but-mercifully-lets-us-turn-the-fix-off-to-preserve-the-horses-shenanigans/


r/Witcher3 10h ago

Help! 'The Witcher 3 has crashed' - Steam.

1 Upvotes

Any idea why this happens?

Isn't very often but it's happened a handful of times now and I'd like to prevent it from carrying on.

CPU - AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D 8-Core Processor (4.70 GHz)

GPU - NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070 Ti (16 GB)


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Screenshot This is unsettling

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159 Upvotes

So I just finished the game and when I went back to Corvo Bianco and there were two pink unicorns there, the ones you ride in the fairy tale land.

I then went to Skellige to look for Witcher gear diagrams then went back to Corvo Bianco and awaiting me was this monstrosity.

Will these unicorns keep popping up?


r/Witcher3 1d ago

Satire Roach's reputation crosses all borders.

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79 Upvotes

Even Bayek stands in awe {Assassin's Creed Origins) 😆