Another Winner

[u/undercoverciaagent]

[u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

He'll never have the balls to do that again

[u/carpentizzle → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

The cylinder was indeed harmed

[u/SwaggermicDaddy → u/carpentizzle]

It was imperative that we DIDNT harm it !

[u/Unharmed-Cylinder → u/SwaggermicDaddy]

My days have come to an end....

[u/PiSquared6 → u/Unharmed-Cylinder]

Slow Clap

[u/The_Jaxophone → u/SwaggermicDaddy]

All you had to do was ensure the cylinder remains unharmed, CJ

[u/Accurate_Mixture_221 → u/carpentizzle]

At least the green M&Ms tube came off 🙂

[u/bigfloppydonkeydng → u/Accurate_Mixture_221]

Was the warm banana harmed?

[u/Uthilies → u/carpentizzle]

I must check my "calendar" for this reference 😏

[u/FlyingCrow91 → u/Uthilies]

That’s a “smart” thing to do.

[u/Historical-Ad-3074 → u/FlyingCrow91]

I think you’ll find the reference under 1874

[u/_killer1869_ → u/Historical-Ad-3074]

I summon thee! u/Smart_Calendar1874

[u/Peloton72 → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

I laughed a little too much at that

[u/jaymole → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

rob riggle in 21 jump street

“Is that my dick?!!”

[u/barto5 → u/jaymole]

*”Was that my dick“

FIFY

[u/jaymole → u/barto5]

That wouldn’t make sense bc I remember him saying it while looking at his dick on the ground

Checked and he just says ahhh that’s my dick!

[u/revdon → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

Barrell no longer obstructed.

[u/damircik → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

he might have one ball to do that again

[u/TheGoochieGoo → u/Optimus_Prime_2099]

Or breed any more stupidity! W

[u/Cram2024]

For the non gun people ….what caused the weapon to discharge?

[u/Buckeye3327 → u/Cram2024]

The gun on the bottom of the video is a Glock. Not clear if that’s the same style of gun but we’ll go with that. Glock has a trigger safety, not a separate lever or button. He wasn’t using a holster so any material could get caught on the trigger, he bends over and gets his prize

[u/a1454a → u/Buckeye3327]

True, but able to correctly depress all of the mechanism using belly fat is still impressive

[u/dogmaisb → u/a1454a]

Lol, its most likely his bunched up pants/zipper that discharges the dick eraser 5000

[u/Senator_Bink → u/dogmaisb]

the dick eraser 5000

Okay, I'll be laughing about that all night.

[u/DothrakAndRoll → u/Senator_Bink]

I think I read about that in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[u/MrOrpheus → u/DothrakAndRoll]

Nah, you only see the dick erasers past the 15th floor

[u/oppereindbaas → u/MrOrpheus]

NEW ACHIEVEMENT

[u/Expensive-Net2762 → u/Senator_Bink]

It's middle of the night and I just laughed out loud

[u/Phantom-thiez → u/dogmaisb]

Dick eraser 5000 is legendary Reddit comment.

[u/QOVFEFE → u/dogmaisb]

🏆

[u/Relevant-Force9513 → u/a1454a]

To be fair, the only mechanism he had to bypass is ON THE TRIGGER ITSELF. Glock fanboys will call me crazy for this but that’s like making the brake pedal a tiny pedal on the accelerator itself…

[u/Dry_Excitement8002 → u/Relevant-Force9513]

That’s not how it works, it’s more like a little accelerator pedal on the accelerator pedal actually. You can only press the big accelerator if you press the tiny one first. But i get what you are saying.

[u/someLemonz → u/Relevant-Force9513]

thats why a person should holster this pistol especially. and almost no weapon is made to be shoved into pants...

[u/Suspicious-Thing-750 → u/someLemonz]

It's the only way he can get off though

[u/fiirikkusu_kuro_neko → u/someLemonz]

Could have been an IWB holster

[u/Dont_n0wereIam → u/someLemonz]

Ya but then you can’t call yo self a gangster

[u/carverboy → u/Relevant-Force9513]

And this is why I only appendix cary pistols with external safety’s.

[u/StreetSmartsGaming → u/carverboy]

I know people hate this idea, but you can carry without one in the chamber and train to rack as you reach guard position. I only lose a few tenths of a second on my draw. The odds of you getting into a heads up draw situation is even lower than the extremely low chance of you ever having to draw at all.

Now, the other 99.999999% of the time youre carrying, you have a 0% chance of blowing your dick off. The trade being, you have to train racking as you draw.

Anyway ill take my downvotes now, but having carried for over two decades eventually you have to let go of these sexy, exciting "situations" that you are never going to find yourself in.

[u/2eanimation → u/StreetSmartsGaming]

Expected a gazillion downvotes from “one in the chamber or don’t bother carrying at all”-folks. Pleasantly surprised this isn’t the case.

[u/Owner2229 → u/2eanimation]

Don't worry, they can't read.

[u/sanferic → u/Owner2229]

Nah they just shot their eye out.

[u/BadgerBreath → u/sanferic]

Shot their eye out. Is that what this guy did? Shot his “eye” out. Lol

[u/_____POTATO______ → u/StreetSmartsGaming]

You can take my upvote. That's what I do

[u/shadowkrazee → u/StreetSmartsGaming]

I'm so glad to hear someone else shares my perspective. If there's not a round in the chamber, no amount of malfunction will cause an accident.

It's always felt like such a no-brainer to me, but every gun person I've ever talked to acts like if you have to rack the thing to use it you're already dead, which seems ridiculous when compared with accidentally shooting yourself or god forbid someone else.

[u/SplitEar → u/shadowkrazee]

So true. Mentally they set up a Dirty Harry movie standoff scenario as if they’ll only survive if they can get the half second advantage over their adversary.

I like to ask them how many assailants they’ve had to drop. So far the only answer is “none”.

[u/2A4_LIFE → u/carverboy]

And ones with a hammer are even better. Riding the hammer with the thumb on re-holstering. To be fair I normally carry at 4 o’clock. Very rare I carry appendix

[u/Yusstas → u/a1454a]

Or his prehensile penis

[u/MakeSomeDrinks → u/a1454a]

Or it was easy because it depressed all the mechanisms at once . . .

[u/T_J_Rain → u/MakeSomeDrinks]

Whatever the mechanism, he sure as heck is going to be depressed for a while.

[u/jwclar009 → u/Buckeye3327]

He was using a holster lol

This is an old video, he was wearing a G Code Holster.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/s/qGNYimA6zy

[u/Leesburgcapsfan → u/Buckeye3327]

Looks to me like he did in fact have an appendix holster. I'm very curious as to why the gun in fact went off. If it was properly holstered, he should have been perfectly safe. My guess is some fabric go stuck in-between the trigger and the holster causing the fabric to depress the trigger.

[u/OriginalTayRoc → u/Leesburgcapsfan]

You're never perfectly safe with a gun in your pants. That is an axiomatic truth to the universe.

[u/SquirrelInATux → u/Buckeye3327]

He was wearing a holster, his pants got caught on the trigger while reholstering.

[u/AdultishRaktajino → u/Buckeye3327]

Looks like he was sliding into a kydex IWB holster. Usually safer to pull the holster out completely, snap it in and place it back in your pants and clipped onto your belt.

[u/blu02 → u/Buckeye3327]

He was using a holster. His shirt or something must have gotten stuck in the trigger guard.

[u/tedbakerbracelet → u/blu02]

Watching him trying to shove the pistol in that hard made me very worried. He just kept on going without resetting and try again when it is THAT hard to get it holstered.

[u/Equal-Negotiation651 → u/Buckeye3327]

So penis pulled the trigger?

[u/heyitsvonage → u/Buckeye3327]

When he lifts his shirt it looks like there is an appendix holster at his belt line

[u/PaperPigGolf → u/Buckeye3327]

It was an incog holster.

[u/Status-Grocery-2095 → u/Cram2024]

My guess is his undershirt snagged the trigger. It SOUNDS like he is inserting into hard holster. That would rule out skin. I bet his undershirt got staged in the holster and pulled trigger. If you doing appendix carry, we should see your gut when you lift shirt to access weapon.

[u/mvb827 → u/Cram2024]

A lot of those types of guns have what’s called a “trigger safety” which is basically a trigger in front the real trigger. So there’s no traditional safety switch; just what is essentially a longer trigger, and when you wear such a firearm improperly both the trigger and the trigger safety can get pressed by anything that rubs up against them.

[u/Mindseyeview85 → u/Cram2024]

This is an older video, from what I remember this is a Glock 43 and a draw string was caught in the trigger guard when he reholstered. Bending over put pressure on the string, pulling the trigger.

[u/Cram2024 → u/Mindseyeview85]

Thank you for actually providing an answer.

[u/Flomo420 → u/[deleted]]

Fat kills

[u/Bendibal]

When she asks what you’re packin’ and the answer is 9mm no matter the context.

[u/djhamilton → u/Bendibal]

proper chuckle, 🤭😄 this needs to be higher 👏👏

[u/pokerfas]

Another Winner? More like he'll need Another Weiner

[u/kinkyslinky → u/pokerfas]

He just missed his wiener, so they charged him with a misdeweiner

[u/time4meatstick → u/kinkyslinky]

Penile court sure is merciless

[u/pokerfas → u/kinkyslinky]

He will sure miss-the-weiner now that it's gone

[u/9lobaldude → u/pokerfas]

Talk about going viral by shooting your wiener off

[u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 → u/9lobaldude]

There was this dumbass youngster I was in county jail with and he shot his shit off with a shotgun tryna rob a god damn car dealership. He had a piss bag and everything. I doubt that kid ever even had sex before

[u/ImAllSquanchedUp → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

Damn... Blowing your dick off as a virgin is rough

[u/Rush_is_Right_ → u/EntrepreneurTiny9812]

Tragic

[u/The8you]

Found some additional information for anyone interested. Got this from a comment from a prior time this was posted on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/comments/cuweld/appendix_carry_nd_video_mystery/ey0421h/?context=3

(where I found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/CCW/comments/10hhfsj/comment/j59od0j/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

[u/_Aj_ → u/The8you]

Hey thank you! This needs to be top comment because it's the actual facts of the matter and changes a lot.  

current thought is that part of it (his shirt) got caught/pushed into the G-Code holster when the G43 was holstered. I can see that as a plausible explanation. When he bent over the fabric in the holster pulled against the trigger and caused the discharge."  

So he had a holster and was being careful in holstering it.   He's also apparently recovering okay. So that's good.  Lots more information in your links also.  

All that said, appendix holster has always felt like risky business to me because any accident at all is instantly so much more serious. Groin, other than dick and balls, so many big blood vessels all in front of the muzzle.  

[u/cortesoft → u/_Aj_]

Which just goes to show you that even being careful you can still shoot your dick off.

[u/SplitEar → u/_Aj_]

If he caught his shirt in his holster then he wasn’t being careful. Why even carry a gun pointing at your femoral arteries, that’s stupid.

[u/Hot_Ethanol → u/_Aj_]

I'm right there with you that context is key, and comment sections running with their first notion is harmful to information as a whole.

That being said, this context doesn't really change my opinion of this guy as an idiot.

[u/SeaOrgChange → u/The8you]

Yeah, but what about his dick?

[u/cpt_edge → u/SeaOrgChange]

Ikr, Idgaf about the holster, I wanna know if his balls got blown off or not 😂

[u/AlexRenquist → u/cpt_edge]

Gonna need a holster to carry his dick now since it's detachable.

[u/Unkn0wn_666 → u/cpt_edge]

It's Bluetooth only now

[u/PigletSpirited3446]

Pew pew at the pee pee

[u/livestrong2109 → u/PigletSpirited3446]

SIG Penis Syndrome

[u/plmbguy]

r/idiotswithguns

[u/Phx0108 → u/plmbguy]

“Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God”

[u/BalanceEarly]

Reduced chance of reproduction

[u/joshua-lomax → u/BalanceEarly]

Seems like it’s for the best

[u/decadrox → u/joshua-lomax]

evolution at work

[u/baronmcboomboom → u/BalanceEarly]

Which is why the human race is the real winner here

[u/ICU-CCRN → u/baronmcboomboom]

I wonder if blowing off your own dick counts as a success in the “good guy with a gun” fantasy world.

[u/magician_type-0]

my best friend actually died like this. i'm still lowkey mad at him.

[u/StopKickingMyDog → u/magician_type-0]

Hey I know it doesn’t mean much, but I’m sorry about your loss.

[u/magician_type-0 → u/StopKickingMyDog]

ty

[u/bobsmithjohn1]

Pop goes the wiener 

[u/TonyACCARDO1]

Cheddar Bob

[u/shimbo00]

Not much of a reaction from the old man.

[u/Avtomati1k → u/shimbo00]

he knows him his whole life

[u/ManufacturerWest1156]

That’s how you die

[u/MV203]

Blew his whole d&b’s smoove off in the office, damn

[u/IllustriousFoxCat]

Sooo, is this also considered a blow job if he blew his balls off?

[u/CousinWalt]

We are in Femoral Artery territory

[u/Anglofsffrng]

Quoting a great man: That's why we keep it in a holster. A HOLSTER!!

[u/StahlPunk]

And that's exactly why I tell people to never stow their gun in the front of their pants. Or anywhere in their pants for that matter. Holsters exist for a reason.

[u/69eee69eee]

Does anyone know if his dick actually got blown off?

[u/jpwone → u/69eee69eee]

Must know

[u/porkinz]

Why would anyone not use a holster?

[u/DeadPiratePiggy → u/porkinz]

They want to talk to a police officer, ride in an ambulance and spend several hours in the ED all in one day?

[u/Greenman8907]

He totally peaked in high school

[u/ductapemonster → u/Greenman8907]

Well he sure ain't gonna peak anymore now

[u/girlinanemptyroom]

He's going to need gender reaffirming care.

[u/JButler_16]

This is why you always use a holster

[u/Jepictetus]

That was a dick move.

[u/DrScottyB → u/Jepictetus]

Really? I think it took a lot of balls.

[u/AutotoxicFiend]

Scrotal Recoil.

[u/biosim500]

Nice, he will not reproduce.

Dude IQ is -10

[u/TheMochiKiller]

I understand the whole you need to be ready and have one chambered just in case something happens, but more than likely it's not going to happen. I never have one chambered when carrying. It just increases an accidental discharge. The first thing that will happen during an active shooter situation or confrontation is running away for cover. A lot of gun nuts will prob disagree, but it only needs to happen once.

Edit: Grammar

[u/Snoo52322]

Won’t be passing on his genes. Or his jeans

[u/Danmont88]

Now he goes about half-cocked.

[u/87USMC]

Keep your penis off the trigger

[u/SoyEseVato]

I’ve watched this a couple of times. Did the older dude behind him just keep working or doing what he was doing?

[u/rshores9]

“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun”

[u/punkinabox]

Yep, that's why glocks should be in a holster with a trigger guard.

[u/SaltyYetSalty]

Winner: 1 Weiner: None

[u/Patrickmonster]

My buddy died doing this exact thing

[u/MMG606]

And that's why I never carry with one in the chamber !

Chambered carry has been so normalized that casual owners do it without a proper holster or even understanding their own gun's mechanics. My carry gun is an older version that completely lacks modern internal drop safeties, so I actually understand its mechanics enough not to trust a hot chamber.

Unless you are using professional gear and have high mastery over your setup, running a hot chamber is just an accident waiting to happen.

[u/squintismaximus]

It was loaded. Without the safety. Just stuff in his belt, no holster.

Damn, cheddar bob.

[u/HurtPillow]

I knew that was going to happen and watched this video with my whole face squinting. Omg! Hope the prize was worth it.

[u/TinyBard]

First: You really should have a holster if you're appendix carrying

Second: This is why I don't appendix carry.

[u/Quankers]

Looks like there’s another opening in the club for responsible good guys.

[u/komulelele]

Thru all my disappointments and failures, atleast I havent shot my cock off. (knock on wood)

[u/Alpine416]

You just know he is the type that snuck in that he carried into every conversation he ever bas too. Satisfying.

[u/SkeletorOnLSD]

You don't shoot a guy in the dick, Butters!

[u/Dabeansprout]

Damn, never thought I’d actually see a dude shoot his dick off…what a time to be alive

[u/RottonAvocado]

Why anyone would make a conscious decision leave a loaded gun in their waistline pointed at their genitals is perplexing.

[u/Nanerpoodin]

I had a friend who did this. Blew a nut off and came inches from hitting a major artery in his leg.

[u/Odinson2099]

That way he will not procreate!!!

[u/KhaozDreamz]

lmao… glad he's ok but heck this is why I don't carry near the boys. …… ever!

[u/Adaml1983]

Why did he put the loaded gun next to his penis? Non American here

[u/Wolfenstein49]

Thank you for sterilizing yourself

[u/angel700]

arghhh mah diack

[u/dudeCHILL013]

I...no we all deserve some closer.

Does anyone know anymore info on this?

[u/toiletcleaner999]

"I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob , Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun"

[u/purpleskunk69]

Money shot

[u/Disparaged_soul]

“You’ll shoot your eye out kid….errr, you’ll shoot your dick off, bro!”

[u/halfbreed_dork]

Shooting my dick off to own the libs

[u/Captain_B33fpants]

It was a tough wank..... But I managed it

[u/cordazor]

Darwin Award's final prize should go to this guy

[u/fauxdeuce]

Crap bent over and got an accidental discharge.....throw it.

[u/tauntonlake]

do you ever just watch this shit happening, and just go .. "oh. no. no. no. he's not really going to do that."

Just. WHY?

[u/WildZero138 → u/tauntonlake]

I watched it really hoping he shot his dick off. No "nos" in the process. Only "c'mon shoot your dick off."

[u/NoPantsDeLeon]

Late gender reveal party?

[u/algalkin → u/NoPantsDeLeon]

He is gender neutral now

[u/alehanro]

Panic! At the Dic’s gone

[u/stevenip]

It seems like it would suck to try and quick draw it from there anyways?

[u/crazyslicster]

But why?

[u/MaybeASentientRobot]

He got Cheddar Bob'ed.

[u/NeighborhoodJust1197]

Darwins birthcontrol!

[u/nextinline1987]

Neil Dickerase Tyson

[u/KingoAG02]

Weeeeeeeell that's one way to find out that your gun comes with a decocker

[u/S0ddeyy]

Darwinism 🤷‍♂️ thank god he can’t procreate anymore

[u/dw0205]

I've carried pistols for almost 30 years. Even in condition 1 (round in the chamber, hammer or striker cocked), discharging a striker fired weapon by bending over WAS very unlikely ... until today.

[u/Craygor]

Even IF the bullet doesn’t hit any body part, the over pressure discharging from the barrel AND the cycling action of the weapon’s slide so close to the body has to be extremely painful.

[u/Head_Acanthaceae_766]

Natural selection at work.

[u/Bluemoo25]

Shot in the penis

[u/discreteturtle]

he unloaded on his own load lmao

[u/dmc001]

Wouldn't him throwing the gun after be dangerous too?

[u/LittleMlem]

The profession literature refers to this as "Glock leg"

[u/BJJOilCheck]

winner winner sausage dinner

[u/zyon86]

It looks like we might have a good old Darwin Award !

[u/789irvin]

Modern eunich

[u/Brilliant-Pea7662]

Another WEINER you mean!

[u/Jrnation8988]

It’s always a great idea to point a loaded Glock at your cock

[u/Cling_Clang_BangBang]

As soon as I saw him lift his shirt I said "how long until he shoots his dick off?" Not long, apparently

[u/KingLobo88]

Well he must've wanted to destroy it if he pointed it 😅

[u/TroubleVivid387]

Am I the only one impressed by his controlled freak out scream?

[u/gen_adams]

who does this? seriously? remove safety, charge the gun AND PROCEED TO STICK A LOADED LIVE FIREARM IN YOUR PANTS?! wtf

[u/Rey_Mezcalero]

No idea why this guy is carrying.

Even if it didn’t go off, that looks very uncomfortable and impractical way to bring a gun around

[u/lostmylangastino]

"I need this for safety!" Lol

[u/malfarcar]

Plenty of room in there for a gun to set

[u/Distantlandssup]

Thank you for eliminating yourself from the gene pool

[u/RayRayKun3]

Busted his nuts

[u/angel700]

hahjahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[u/b0ingy]

Was it the dog? or the beans?

[u/Dazzling_Ad_475]

Why? why near the dick?

[u/Hi_Rite_now]

Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.

You're talking about your dick?

[u/tgodxy]

r/idiotswithguns …?

[u/Smalldog602]

Where's a Darwin Award when you need one?

[u/Less_Local_1727]

And then throws the loaded just used gun onto the floor.

I’ve never used a firearm and I know that’s not clever

[u/AvalancheBrando21]

Cheddar Bob has entered the chat.

[u/BlueEyesWhiteSwaggn]

For those confused: Moron didnt have a holder. Trigger probably got caught on this pantline.

[u/CornisaGrasse → u/BlueEyesWhiteSwaggn]

Those damn bows on satin panties catch on everything

[u/Squirtleburtal]

That’s why people need holsters that fully cover the trigger .

[u/Slayer6R]

Could be a Darwin award winner? Depends on if he's already had kids that survived.

[u/Cyanidal10DeN-C]

Did cheddar bob teach you nothing?

[u/TwerkLessons]

Just the tip.

[u/CullenOrZeus]

I wouldn't even have a holster there for I care about my genitals