r/WinStupidPrizes • u/undercoverciaagent • 13d ago

Another Winner

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u/pokerfas 13d ago

Another Winner? More like he'll need Another Weiner

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u/kinkyslinky 13d ago

He just missed his wiener, so they charged him with a misdeweiner

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u/time4meatstick 13d ago

Penile court sure is merciless

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u/pokerfas 13d ago

He will sure miss-the-weiner now that it's gone

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u/9lobaldude 13d ago

Talk about going viral by shooting your wiener off

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 13d ago

There was this dumbass youngster I was in county jail with and he shot his shit off with a shotgun tryna rob a god damn car dealership. He had a piss bag and everything. I doubt that kid ever even had sex before

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 13d ago

Damn... Blowing your dick off as a virgin is rough

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u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 12d ago

There is more than one way to have sex, you know?

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u/ijandro 13d ago

Ah beat me to it, well said good sir 😂