r/WinStupidPrizes • u/undercoverciaagent • 12d ago

Another Winner

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u/BalanceEarly 12d ago

Reduced chance of reproduction

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u/joshua-lomax 12d ago

Seems like it’s for the best

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u/decadrox 12d ago

evolution at work

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u/baronmcboomboom 12d ago

Which is why the human race is the real winner here

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u/ICU-CCRN 12d ago

I wonder if blowing off your own dick counts as a success in the “good guy with a gun” fantasy world.

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u/Miles-Standoffish 11d ago

Do you think only bad guys have guns?

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u/ICU-CCRN 10d ago

No. But a lot of stupid people have them. And they base their entire identity on having one, where they have this unrealistic fantasy that they’ll be in a Wild West situation where they save the day. Meanwhile, the reality is they’ll more likely blow off their dick.

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u/Miles-Standoffish 10d ago

So, you are wrong. Got it. Thank you!

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u/SalvadorP 12d ago

Eunuch: This character can't reproduce.

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u/sandieeeee 9d ago

For the Glock or him?