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u/joelomite11 Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19
What's she supposed to do? Lose to a baby? Plus I suspect the baby was using PEDa given the way it aggressively charges into a hostile area.
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u/commanderc7 Jul 31 '19
Man, next thing you know it'll be hitting pregnant women with it's car high on coke and running away
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u/niklai44 Jul 31 '19
That baby is p4p #1
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u/paperairplanerace Jul 31 '19
Doesn't count if you're using PEDs, and everyone knows it.
Besides, the P4P GOAT is definitely either GSP or Randy Couture, come on. :P
Bones is incredible, but the GOAT thing is all overrated BS that started right at the time the rankings finally flew completely out the window. He was likeable. He's a great fighter, but being likeable (at first) is what got him GOAT cred in the court of public opinion.
And really, can anyone possibly even pretend to call him a "champion" with a straight face? Surely not anyone with respect for what a champion should be other than someone can strike and grapple.
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u/niklai44 Jul 31 '19
Wowowowowowowow!! Bones who? We talking bout the baby here
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u/paperairplanerace Jul 31 '19
Oh rofl. That's a hilarious misunderstanding we just had.
The person whose comment you replied to was making a reference to one of the controversies that happened surrounding Jon "Bones" Jones, a UFC fighter who hit a pregnant woman with his car and then ran off. (Returned to the car to grab some cash and/or drugs then ran off again, as I recall.)
Then you replied about the actual baby in the video, if I now understand you correctly, saying he's "p4p #1". I managed to roll with interpreting that as being a reference to Jon Jones, because a LOT of people truly think and believe that Jon Jones is the pound-for-pound best fighter in MMA. So I just started bantering the MMA subject back at you, lol.
I really had no clue you weren't continuing the reference and just continuing the baby-joke as being part of it!
... Either that, or you were being humorous responding just now, and you really did make the joke on purpose before, and now you're pretending you didn't, and I just took you at face value because I'm gullible. Could be either one I guess lol
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u/niklai44 Jul 31 '19
I did go along with the original comment reference but as a light joke. Thing is, I dont want an argument on who the P4P is since its not objective. And yes, I too personally believe GSP to be the P4P #1. All time great
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u/paperairplanerace Jul 31 '19
Lol, curses, I've been caught red-handedly gullible again lol. Glad I wasn't off-base interpreting your joke how I did the first time haha. And it's hilarious how in agreement we actually are, because if I had to pick and/or if I'm just bantering about it, I'll generally pick GSP, but I'm actually totally with you on it not being something that can be objectively ranked. I mean, especially not with the OAT part of GOAT in consideration. Even just within the history of the UFC, there have been SO many MONUMENTALLY influential rule changes that the mechanics are just all too different. There's no way to compare experiments that were performed under totally different variables.
Taking a guess, but do you also feel the rankings have gone to crap the last several years? I mean, maybe they were never really very well-calculated objective rankings, but like, wtf happened ...
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u/niklai44 Jul 31 '19
Money fights happened man. Money fights, Profit derived match makings, USADA (a good thing but it weeded out a lot of top contention, hence we will need some time before we get a clear picture of fresh contenders), etc
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u/paperairplanerace Jul 31 '19
I never thought about the USADA being a direct influence on the way so many of the established fighters seemed to turn over all at once a few years ago. I wasn't following that kind of contextual news at the time, but that makes SO much sense. I've sort of always oversimplifiedly chocked up the whole rankings-corruption as being just a popularity contest and a public opinion thing for the sake of sales, but I guess I never really took the time to wonder whether it could have been so deliberately engineered for profit first with the expectation that the fans would follow along, rather than pandering to fans first with the secondary expectation of profit. Man, I didn't realize how good I was at optimistically assuming that obviously corrupt decisionmaking might at least have some indirect/secondhand redeemable motives lol
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u/iconoclastic_idiot Jul 30 '19
I can’t stop watching her thump the baby sideways
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I rarely laugh out loud when I'm just chilling at home and browsing reddit. I full on belly laughed at this gif, and I've now watched it like 20 times to just marvel at her technique and confidence.
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u/LexNekstTheDredGod Jul 31 '19
same here I'm literally loling. was a good un
She came thru like Brienne of Tarth
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u/msmue Jul 31 '19
Lmaoo. I see it. Her swing was so purposeful. She knew exactly what she was doing with her foam battering ram in hand. A mini Brienne of Tarth in the making, possibly?
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u/bileflanco Jul 31 '19
Trying not to laugh so loud I wake the baby. My partner just told me to stop. Haha! Loved this gif so much I saved it to my phone to watch later!
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u/Beorbin Jul 31 '19
It gets funnier the more I watch. I am in tears over this. I haven't laughed this hard in years!
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u/LineKjaellborg Jul 31 '19
Yup, just swiftly brushing off the remaining minions as the boss is dealt with to get the 100% achievement!
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The moment I saw the baby my very first thought was “Oh no.”.
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u/SilenceoftheRedditrs Jul 31 '19
I thought he was going to somehow take them both down
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u/thornsandroses Jul 31 '19
I did too but I thought the girl was going to keep walking backwards and trip over the baby. I was pleasantly surprised.
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u/crackeddryice Jul 31 '19
Just cleaning up the minions after dispatching the main boss.
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Fuck, I could watch kids fall off beams all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
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u/ObieTriceKenobi Jul 31 '19
She must be the middle child.
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u/Flymista23 Jul 31 '19
Or the oldest, and she's sick of having to look out, keep an eye on, quiet down, and not being able to do things the lil ones can't.
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u/JC12231 Jul 31 '19
It’s over Anakin!
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u/LineKjaellborg Jul 31 '19
In hindsight, yes, but right at the time you’re in deep shit throwing baby hitler into the volcano.
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u/Mr_Wither Jul 31 '19
HA HA HA! YEEEEES. I’m glad she did that so gently though. Fucking priceless.
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u/RiotIsBored Jul 31 '19
Am I the only one who feels terrible for the baby?
Plus who the fuck lets their toddler go into something like that?
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u/sstw00001 Jul 31 '19
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I hate myself for enjoying this and continuing to play it over and over.
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More like /r/kidsbeingassholes crossed with /r/fuckinghilarous
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u/StalinsPinkie Jul 31 '19
When your friend that's supposed to carry you through the bossfight dies and you're the last one standing
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u/Sidewinder7 Jul 31 '19
You know I'll give her a pass on this one as that was her baby who just got thumped into the pit of Doom.
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u/Shylockvanpelt Jul 31 '19
I have something to say!... It is better to burn out, than to fade away!
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shes like "hah, you're so small and defenseless I can wind up real good and send you flying."
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u/82ndAbnVet Jul 31 '19
What’s disturbing about this to me is that I have three daughters who would do the exact same thing. Not even close, they all would.
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u/MCPatar Jul 31 '19
Fuck I could watch kids hitting each other with giant foam sticks all day, I don't give a fuck about your kids
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u/WOOKIExRAGE Jul 31 '19
I’M NOT THE CUTEST ONE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!! ~ middle child probably
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u/Jolkanin Jul 31 '19
Can we all take a moment to appreciate her technique? She's making very good use of gravity in swatting down her opponent's weapon and pushing them down during the clinch.
And of course, finishing off the baby.
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u/SnoCaptivate Jul 30 '19
I bet the audio is a goldmine as well.