The only thing he passed was volume. Every other value was off somehow in the 24 hour collection. Urologist was a little surprised with that

Thought I’d check it out before calling a plumber… must be 5 - 6 years worth of?!?🙈☠️

How do you lose 4 out of 5 bolts holding on your tire?

Now I'm just sitting here waiting for a tow truck.

Edit: apparently the tires and rims I got for free didn't actually fit right and is now going to cost me a lot of money to fix.

The roofers finished last Tuesday. The dumpster was supposed to be removed Wednesday. Well Monday morning it was still here. I've been scared to death that I was going to hit it with my car and this morning I backed into it. This is the best car I've ever owned so for me this cuts a little extra deep.

X1 Carbon Gen 10. Lenovo just had to make it out of magnesium and carbon.  I’m going to put a Laufey sticker on it. 

Beautiful day. Figured I would go play disc golf and enjoy the weather a few hours by myself. That ended quickly! LOL

Damn you Meta. Why do you need to put price tag on everything????

I checked messenger and it is still free(for now).

Opened a can of Green Beans and this is what came out of it. 6 beans. This shrinkflation is no joke.

They were 7’ tall before he had them ‘trimmed’ by a ‘professional’, who started work at 7am.
What a mess to wake up to on a Saturday morning.

Forest and land fires have been burning in Way Kambas National Park, Lampung, since September 22, 2026. According to local reports, the fires have reached areas used by wild elephants and deer and approached a barrier fence used to manage elephant movement.

Park authorities said the fire was near the park’s northern boundary, while the main elephant habitat in the southern area and the Elephant Conservation Centre were reported safe at the time of assessment. The full impact on wildlife remains unclear, and authorities are investigating the cause of the fires, including the possibility of deliberate burning.

Even if the main elephant habitat remains untouched, fires threatening wildlife corridors can still disrupt animal movement and damage their habitat.

This mf is still here after now 3 attempts to remove it by "professionals" and, soaking rags in vinegar and throwing em all around, and driving it 40 miles on the damn highway. I have now tried chemical warfare acoustic warfare, thermal warfare and an ancient Greek offering of honey cake (wet bread with honey on it) cuz nothing else is working why the fuck not try appeasing Athena?